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You this old man, better remove your eye from that small pikin

We know your type

Are you really looking for advice here

You want nairalanders to destroy your relationship

Not true.

Ghanaian men are way better in bed than Nigerian men.

I know because I know

Lightskin o, brownskin o, blackskin o, redskin sef as long as you look good (not like op pls) then we are good to go.

killmods:
Okay prof. Differentiate between fgm and female circumcision for me the olodo to learn pls

You have Google.

You will not give me assignment this night.

killmods:
Stop being a prick.. What's mutilated and not circumcised That's how u go about learning nothing

Olodo

He's actually correct. That's why it's called FGM Female Genital Mutilation

stunnert:
Stop being stupiid and go get a life you dumb, broke, foolishh keyboard warrior, just look at the way you acting up, it shows your insecurity

Mynd44, Lalasticlala, Dominique rule 2

Two years ago I was at a hair salon making my hair when the hairdresser said she was circumcised. It sparked a conversation among us in the salon.

All the women there were circumcised except I and my sister, we were seven altogether. I was shocked. And they all thought it was a good thing

I opened my mouth to disagree with them and as the youngest there, they shut me down

czarr:
Joke with it? Do I look like a comedian, I said I want to do a survey, you said I'm insensitive. Abeg shift small madam

So you had to write "chopped of clitoris and labia"?

Are you so dumb and goddamn stupid you don't know how vulgar and insensitive that sounds?

Stunnert..... You reek of poverty.

stunnert:
You're so stupid and insensible
The Op made a valid point about the alarming rate young girls now go into prostitution while throwing caution to the wind, and you whose brain is duller than that of a snail had the balls to drag him and you even involved his mother.
Even if you don't have sense must you show it that you don't....useless thing, I spit on you there

Mynd44, Lalasticlala, Dominique rule 2

Raggy:
Am laughing hard here, comrade why nah

You smell like dirty rag.

Kollins11:
Please correct your post, Lalasticlala should smell like snake

Lol, true.

Jeon:
you smell like waterbearer

Thank you.

Nickymezor:
Me nko?

You smell like oil perfume.

Jennyclay:
AoifeNightfall, you're the one that even smells like the first rain of the year, because the "Nightfall" sounds more like "rainfall"

Lol. Thank you

shantti:
What about me

You smell like the ghetto.

tosyne2much:
Me nko?

You smell fresh

Brian47:
What of me

You smell like sugar and a strong perfume.

Senomii and Nicepoker..... You people smell like Satan's nyash.

Zonefree:
You're so on point at that candidlady.

You smell like dog poop.

Czarr..... You smell like worn sandals.

Helinues..... You smell of lies.

Boogyman557.... You smell of weed.

Nairaland Redpillers

They 0 wives and 0 girlfriends but they love fvcking their fellow men the most.

CatANDratTHEORY:

You smell like palm oil.

PointZerom:
You dey smell like unrepentant kpekus.

You smell like a He goat

This is what I think some nairalanders smell like from their monikers.

I'm guessing.


Magnoliaa..... You have a fragant, citrus like smell just like your name.

MufasaLion..... You smell like animals.

Jeon..... You smell like K-pop stars

Datboredberry.... You smell like Ribena.

TheGidredpiller.... You smell of rotten boxers.

Pumpumking/ MrCork/ MrLondoner... You smell of dead fish.

Favfables1.... You smell like rotten sperm.

Siofra.... You smell heavenly

Smellysperm.... 'nough said

Iyaebe.... You smell like new wrappers/ clothes.

Candidlady.... You smell like Ganja.

Odinson1.... You smell the way people smelled before soap was invented.

Lkillbrokehoes.... You smell like rotten egg.

Nonexisting..... You reek of low self-esteem.

JennyClay.... You smell like the first rain of the year.


MadamVanessa.... You smell of pickme, pickme, pickme.

Seun.... You smell like coconuts.

Mynd44.... You smell like methylated spirit.

Lalasticlala..... You smell like snake.

Dominique..... You smell like Frangipanis.

If you want me to guess what you smell like, you can comment down below.

Or you can correct me or guess what other nairalanders smell like from their monikers.

gulfer:
If this means that she cannot bear children for me, I cannot marry her o...

You're selfish.

Must you have your own child? Is another man's child not enough for you?

People put so much emphasis on romantic love these days.

Up until a hundred years ago it was love for and by a higher being that was more important than anything else.

We live in interesting times.

You people want women to ask you out so bad.

Favfables1:
Women all over the world have criterias when it comes to choosing a life partner...
They want their man to be financially stable, they want him to love them and be able to take care of them and no one calls those women shallow, because that's their criteria (and that's awk!)...

But the moment a man says he doesn't want to take care of another man's kids, he doesn't want to marry a single mother, et Al, then he's shallow?? ...

No dear...
You're the one who is shallow...

If women can have their criteria for choosing a life partner, why can't men have theirs too?

Abeg get out.

If a nairaland female like Iyaebe or saphiere says they will only marry rich men you people will insult and attack them like Muslims attacking someone who uttered blasphemy against Islam.

Besides I didn't say shallow I said Stingy and wicked

Favfables1:
So because I'm refusing to take care of a child that I had no hand in bringing to this world, it therefore means I'm "stingy"?

If this is really what you think, then I must say that you're "manipulatively myopic" ((no offence)) ...

Why don't you call out the man who got her pregnant? Why don't you call out the woman who opened her legs and allowed an irresponsible man to sleep with her, and get her pregnant?

Actions have consequences mi'der...
So if you wanna open your legs and allow yourself to be dic.k.ed like a cheap who.r.e, then you should be ready to face the consequences that comes afterwards, one of which could be pregnancy ...

Yes, you are.

What if her baby daddy died?

idahme:
Between men and women, who are more prone to raise other people's kid without causing issues?

The cases of child abuse meted out to children by women is too numerous to state across the country. A man is in a position to even accept single mum's than the other way round.

Is it a crime to not accept kids that aren't yours? When has it been a statutory obligation for men to accept a kid because it's coming from a woman ?

Newton's third law of motion states that actions and reactions are equal In magnitude but opposite in direction.
If one can have sex then it is pertinent to take responsibilities for the sexual acts. People should start taking responsibility for their actions.

You have sex, enjoy yourself and get pregnant and you are calling another man who did not insert his penis into your vulva stingy and wicked for not accepting the product of your sexual fantasies, this is ridiculous.

Not true.

Women are more likely to accept and train the child/children of a single father.

But men will rape and add more burden to the life of the child of a single mother.

What if the father of the child died?