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Propaganda. Seeking sentiments? Go and read/study what Hitler said initially concerning the Jews and Co, then you would know we have seen the likes of this message before.

Interesting read. Now get ready for some serious bashing.

She was initially declared the winner, the next day or so it was overturned and the PDP candidate was declared the winner. I think a similar thing happened in Abia state or thereabout

Ok. Clearly understood.
Cheers

Ok. Clearly understood.
Cheers

www.nairaland.com/2680802/super-clean-toyota-camry-09/1#39653420
Oga, is this not the same car. Please clarify why the variation in the time of purchase.

www.nairaland.com/2689554/reg-2010-toyota-camry-sport
Oga, are you people working together to sell the same car? One claims he bought last xmas, the other march this year. Please clarify o.

Watching Man Utd play is becoming an eyesore (watching paint dry).

mrjangaweed:
just one matches just one and all these foolish bastards will become a roasted beef
this is what you get when you decided to vote an old illiterate bastard terrorist Daura President who promised to pay you #5000 every month.

Grow some brains.

Emmafrancis:
The "clueless one" had the interest of farmers at heart and agricultural growth was phenomenon during his regime. But what do we have now? Here is the change you'all voted for.

I guess this problem started May 29th 2015 ba? You really need to pay attention to details. Nobody is blaming nobody here, policies are meant to be reviewed over time, guess it is time to review this particular one.

Timothy Has always been my favourite.

Sashafm:
Being recently churned out by NYSC, on October 15th of this month. I have always heard about how precarious it was to get a job in this country without connections, but I did not actually know the gravity of it until now. Armed with my 2.1 certificate from OAU (The best University ) and my NYSC discharged certificate I thought now I have arrived to become gainfully employed.

I left Lagos for Abuja just 2 days after my POP, alas, after sending out countless applications and applying for any job that fits my criteria, I have not even been called for a single interview!!!.

I was swayed after a week and thought to myself, if I wouldn't be called for interviews I would go in search of the companies my self and make an appearance. I was Wrong . I am not really conversant with Abuja very well, but i was determined to go in search of a job physically instead of gazing at my laptop all day long. I dressed in my best, looked very corporate even wore my corporate court shoes that i painfully bought from my alawee in the hope that when I get called for interview by Standard chartered bank or PWC , I would launch it. Anybody that met me on the way would think I am a business executive,on my way to seal a contract deal.

Started the long journey to town as I stay close to the airport. on getting there I started from Wuse zone 3, as I had earlier sourced from the internet the addresses of companies that had posted vacancies in Abuja. My plan was to go and submit my CV in person .Unfortunately for me I was even unable to locate the offices as, the Address given on the internet did not even correspond. mogbe moment was activated as I was lost, broke and on heels with no direction. I was being turned back at most of the offices, that was when I realized the gravity of being an unemployed person. At a point removed my shoes and changed to my sanders as i had packed them in my bag. Dejected and sad, I turned back home. And here I am at home again. Glued to my laptop and scanning for job again. It is indeed pathetic.

I am quoting you so I have your attention.
Someone gave his/her experience here on this forum on how he/she got phone numbers of Company Executives and sent them text messages (selling himself). It is a bold move but you have nothing to lose Dear. Think on it.

and why was this issue not brought up pre-judgement?

OMG
A british citizen!!!!
OMG.

Now, he wants to return to being a writer!
Enough already mr oga.
We don't need you to remind us of the things we learnt and effected ourselves.
Au revoir!

my guy, the babe don scam u. Knowing fully well that you would not follow her so she would feign annoyance and zap.
Dey there na!

my guy, d babe don scam u. Knowing fully well that you would not follow her so she would feign annoyance and zap.
Dey there na!

Sad to say, Nigerians can be so silly. The internet has become a haven for lies. Truth has become more evasive.

People quick to criticise. Nobody is above mistakes but on this, there is no mistake whatsoever.
Op, please next time be absolutely sure before displaying your ignorance on a forum. And to think someone even corrected you..........

Fulaman198:
So people lose licencing on a yearly basis? Sure d00d keep telling yourself that.

Hey there, not to get into this argument though, but if the game is been built and sold yearly, it makes sense to get license yearly, doesn't it?

espionagesavvy:
A top recruitment agency was recruiting for the bank at enugu. I arrived at the venue very early and sat in a small room with the few persons that had arrived, after a while people trickled in until the room was filled and the seats fully occupied, people had to stay outside, when the time for the interview was upon us, one of the officials of the recruitment agency came and addressed us about the importance of marketing to the bank, our careers, and to us as young people ( we didn't apply for marketing position, they didn't inform us on the role we would be interviewed for nor the name of the bank). The very funny stuff was that the job seekers were all in suit, sweating profusely, but none could muster the courage to put on the ceiling fan, when I asked the man closest to the switch to do so, he simply replied, "o boy u no get leg to waka go put am"

The interview.

This was my first interview, so I was a little nervous but excited, I had nothing to lose, they either accept me or reject me, I told myself people go to war and they don't shit their pants, I was just going to face a human not a tiger and have a constructive talk with the person. Names where been called, I didn't want to seat, I stood outside the room with some very nervous ladies and gents and they really appeared nerve wrecked, jittering and scared, I decided that I would not appear frightened, and that was the mistake I made..
It got to my turn, I walked into the office and faced my nemesis, my interviewer sparked

" MR Man who told you to enter in the first place, you are supposed to stand in the doorway until I give you permission to enter"

I apologized immediately and was asked to sit and then hand my cv over.

The first question, "mr man, what is your name" Sir my name is Ambrose ochuko

"Tell me about yourself"

I had practiced this question numerous times, so I was really eloquent. He laughed after I was done, and said " oboy you cram this thing". No sir I didn't, I had prepared myself for this question and the likes sir, I prepared myself for the interview Sir..

So you said you were the best in your class right? Yes sir I replied.

"What course?" International studies and diplomacy sir,

He laughed again, "you have entered my trap because I would ask you difficult questions and you are expected to give me the correct not near correct answers.

Tell me about the foreign policy of obasanjos government in 2000."

Sir, nigeria during the regime of general sani abacha from 1993 to 1998 was regarded as a pariah state, obasanjo tried to reintroduce nigeria as a responsible member of the global committee of nations and....

"stop there, you are speaking Grammer for me, what is pariah, eh..".

pariah sir is..."

shut up, I know it..

"You have failed that one" but sir I protested, "see i won't argue with you, continue speaking Grammer, I liked this, he said with a very ominous laughter, the lady sitting with him joined in the laughter, I felt weak..

"Your next question is tell me the origin of the igbos?"

No problem sir, I started, the igbos originate from the volta congo region in africa, they..

"wait there is that it, are you sure you did your african history well, university of Benin abi, are you sure you even graduated"...
Is that the only origin of the igbo race,

sir, there are traditions of origins which postulate that the igbos are from Israel and also another which say that the progenitor of the igbo people came from the sky, but these are just hemitic hypotesis and the latter is just untrue,

" who told you that the igbos are not from Israel eh, you don't have the right to say that, what do you think you know" I just tire..

Em, he turned to the lady and asked if she had any questions for me, to which the lady looked at me as if I was fart or even poo, a demeaning look with a laughter replied, Abegi no questions.


"Well what can someone who studied international studies and diplomacy do in a bank sef" Sir I began, international stu... "I have heard you, you can now go, we will get back to you..

I was disappointed not that I knew I had lost the job, but the total disregard of professionalism the recruiting office displayed. So if i may advise you, if you are seeking a job opportunity, don't appear confident, simply be downbeat and downtrodden. My first job interview was a total disaster but I learned valuable lessons from the episode.

Sorry o, OP.
I know it isn't easy getting a job but one has to keep a certain level of self dignity. From what you have written, it is obvious the ''interviewers'' were there to make a mockery out of you. Perhaps due to their low level of intelligence or your superior qualifications.
Please next time, try and speak up, preserve your dignity since it was glaring you wouldn't get the job anyways at least you get to give them a piece of your mind. Just because you are seeking a job does not make you any less of a person.
Cheers

1. Please forgive me - Bryan Adams

70K ke? Na wa ooooo.

This would make front page I guess

Talk about patriotism!
If this is any true I now seriously doubt the foundational integrity of PDP and Nigeria in general.
Well I guess it isn't too bad though. They are a political party. I wonder if you would find the portrait of Obama at the Republican Party Headquarters. Just saying.

Again with the snake (python) killing?
Is it that snakes are on a rampage or na we dey go find dem kill den bring am come house?

abeg ooo, i thought this same snake on plantain leaves has appeared on front page before. De ja vu somebody? I think it was a topic of snake killed at AAU or so?
The rate of lies nowadays ehn

Would really love to have this. But can only braise the money by Jan. 2016. Imagine!

Is that so?

I wonder why they are shouting about this? Did they think blood would not be spilled for this cause.
My brothers if you are not ready to die for what you believe in, then don't venture.
Seeking breakup of a nation without blood. You people are jokers.