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Politics / Re: Voters Wrestle Result Sheet From INEC Supervisory Officer At Lagos Polling Unit by apache4: 3:34pm On Mar 18, 2023
Tells magazines

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Betis Vs Manchester United: Europa League (0 - 1) Live by apache4: 9:01pm On Mar 16, 2023
I have always been a believer of your prophecies and i wanna thank you specially for this one ... E don happen oooh


FalseProphet1:
Manchester United would qualify for the quarter finals, I don't see Betis overturning the 3 goal margin.

This I have seen.

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Romance / Re: How Long Should A Girl Wait Before Asking Her Boyfriend For Money? by apache4: 12:42pm On Jan 25, 2023
Persephone1, Jennyclay, Siofra, Onyi44,

You mean those urgent 2k Ambassador's

I can give them 100k each for their bitterness


SodiumValproate:
Na Jennyclay or Siofra you go ask this question. grin
Politics / Re: Igwe Anugwu Bestows Seyi Tinubu With Nwanedinamba Of Igbo Land-photo by apache4: 12:29pm On Jan 25, 2023
Your relevance is Dead just like that former comedian Mrjollof


sarrki:
Only a bonafide Nigeria can confer title on a bonafide Nigeria

Igwe Peter anugwu is a Nigerian

Seyi Tinubu is a Nigerian

Igbos are alien to us

They are terrorist
Celebrities / Re: Man Raises Alarm After Bobrisky Liked His Photos On Instagram (Photo) by apache4: 7:46pm On Jan 21, 2023
😘 Truer words have never been spoken .

Nigerians takes delight in abuse of almost everything πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³

Please advise them not to misuse this golden opportunity Seun has given us .πŸ‘€πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ


post=120260764:
@topic,
Bobrisky the transgendered.



Please, we beg of you,
You guys should not misuse the opportunity of the emojis just given to Nairalanders by Seun Osewa.
Use the emojis wisely and with sense.
Too much of everything is bad.
Use 1, 2 or 3 emojis (πŸ€” 🀣 πŸ˜…), and that is enough,
Not 85 emojis in a single post!
Do not litter here like Facebook biko.
We know some of you will want to over do sha.
Typical Nigerian bs.

Damn!

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Family / Re: "Churches Should Add "Let Me Die The Day I Cheat On You" To Marriage Vow" by apache4: 5:48pm On Jan 20, 2023
Etcetera, Siofra, candidlady, Jennyclay, Zzor and Onyi44 left the group ...


You can call them whatever you like , because that's exactly what they are shocked
Politics / Re: 2023: We’ll Eliminate Corruption If Elected – Tinubu by apache4: 4:55pm On Jan 20, 2023
Thank you

Which of the PIN do you need ?


Atlantis585:


Drop your bank account number and PIN here for immediate payment!

I am in charge of making Nairaland payments.
Politics / Re: Buhari Is Not Supporting Tinubu by apache4: 12:30pm On Jan 20, 2023
Etcetera, Siofra, candidlady, Jennyclay, Zzor

They are all working for Tinubu

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Politics / Re: 2023: We’ll Eliminate Corruption If Elected – Tinubu by apache4: 12:26pm On Jan 20, 2023
FTC

Seun
Seunmsg
Dominique
Mynd44

my money

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Food / Re: N300 Food I Bought This Morning by apache4: 12:24pm On Jan 20, 2023
Etcetera, candidlady, Jennyclay, Siofra, Zzor .

The kind of food they eat regularly but always come on Nairaland platform to claim billionaires, while poverty is holding them by the jugular grin
Career / Re: Nigerian Millionaire Palm Wine Tapper Buys Benz, Builds Mansion by apache4: 6:16pm On Jan 19, 2023
My dear i dey tell you .

I wish i can go back to those days

Life was sweeter then


flejnr2:

Palm wine wey go Harvard, two cups go run you better heat for body
Career / Re: Nigerian Millionaire Palm Wine Tapper Buys Benz, Builds Mansion by apache4: 5:54pm On Jan 19, 2023
Lol, guy you just reminded me of my days as a student in Ukehe, we used to visit Umunko for fresh Palm wine. We always drank free palm wine though


flejnr2:

Palmwine cerise’s moreover the festive period is over ask of umunko palmwine how much a gallon is sold
Phones / Re: Someone From United States Gave Me His Crypto Acct. How Real? (Screenshots) by apache4: 10:37am On Jan 11, 2023
Oga Start running now without looking back. That's pure Scam , please run .

If you need more information to prove to you it's a Scam , I will give you freely ok.

Please Run oooooh



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Crime / Re: Kenyan Gayright Activist Chiloba Killed, Body Stuffed In Metallic Box (Graphic) by apache4: 7:52pm On Jan 06, 2023
You mean Balablu region?

grin


IkeIgboNile:
I know some part of 9ja where his body will be dismembered and sold.
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Will Convert Yahoo Boys To Tech Experts by apache4: 11:31am On Jan 06, 2023
Believe this nonsensical nonsense at you own peril shocked

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Politics / Re: Obi’s Campaign DG, Osuntokun, Remains ZLP's Senatorial Candidate - INEC by apache4: 8:50pm On Dec 29, 2022
You are just a FOOLISH FOOL
FalseProphet1

FalseProphet1
:
sad

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Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: Tinubu Asks APC To Calm As He Heads To Tribunal by apache4: 4:31pm On Dec 25, 2022
I just did

Thanks


coolitempa:


Please don’t do this to your family or friends. Seek help from friends. Suicidal thoughts are normal but with the right psychological help, you will be able to handle it. You can send me a message.
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: Tinubu Asks APC To Calm As He Heads To Tribunal by apache4: 2:42pm On Dec 25, 2022
Laughs
Politics / Re: Throwback:Don't Join Christian In Oduduwa Agitation: SW Islamic Group To Members by apache4: 2:22pm On Dec 25, 2022
Answers
Politics / Re: Wike Wants To Revenge On Atiku With Same Game Tambuwal Played by apache4: 2:21pm On Dec 25, 2022
My only achievement for the year is just "LIFE" and i am not proud of it ...

I wish Death upon myself for failing this year !!!

I wish Death to come take me even before the End of this year ...

I'm tired of living !!!

Spirit of Death Please Come and take me . cry

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Politics / Re: Why Do They Love Tinubu So Much In The North? by apache4: 2:20pm On Dec 25, 2022
Goat
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: Tinubu Asks APC To Calm As He Heads To Tribunal by apache4: 2:20pm On Dec 25, 2022
My only achievement for the year is just "LIFE" and i am not proud of it ...

I wish Death upon myself for failing this year !!!

I wish Death to come take me even before the End of this year ...

I'm tired of living !!!

Spirit of Death Please Come and take me . cry
Politics / Re: Video: The New Naira Notes Loses Colours When Wiped with Wet Clothes. by apache4: 2:19pm On Dec 25, 2022
My only achievement for the year is just "LIFE" and i am not proud of it ...

I wish Death upon myself for failing this year !!!

I wish Death to come take me even before the End of this year ...

I'm tired of living !!!

Spirit of Death Please Come and take me . cry

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Politics / Re: Why Bola Tinubu Will Be A Better Comedian Than A President by apache4: 2:19pm On Dec 25, 2022
My only achievement for the year is just "LIFE" and i am not proud of it ...

I wish Death upon myself for failing this year !!!

I wish Death to come take me even before the End of this year ...

I'm tired of living !!!

Spirit of Death Please Come and take me . cry
Family / Re: Did You Achieve Your Goals/targets For This Year? by apache4: 2:17pm On Dec 25, 2022
My only achievement for the year is just "LIFE" and i am not proud of it ...

I wish Death upon myself for failing this year !!!

I wish Death to come take me even before the End of this year ...

I'm tired of living !!!

Spirit of Death Please Come and take me . cry
Food / Re: Will You Prefer This As December Gift? by apache4: 11:02am On Dec 23, 2022
From all indication this Christmas would be my worst because i have no hope of eating this Christmas. Please i am fully interested in any of the packages even without meat nor fish .

Thank you


mosdii:
A pack of rice, fruit salad, juice and apple fruit.

Or

A pack of rice, salad, small chops and wine.

I will be gifting 10 males on NL 1 each of any of the pack they chose.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested As Police Bust International Drug Peddling Racket In India by apache4: 9:41pm On Dec 21, 2022
He Scammed you too shocked


Hopebringer:


Like I wish seun would allow me mention your true identity here grin

Thief . Scammer buruku.
Fraudster.
Fake agriculture investment thief .
We know you Mr simplyleo.

Ole
Nairaland / General / Re: What Thing Makes You Feel Ashamed Any Time You Remember It? by apache4: 7:22pm On Oct 18, 2022
grin grin grin lol

My brother, that day ehn , I thought i was gonna die. Mine too was on the left leg grin grin grin


Badadvisor:

This experience ehn very annoying grin grin
Day it happened to me i just push the girl comot for my body fall down straight with my left leg up damn grin
Nairaland / General / Re: What Thing Makes You Feel Ashamed Any Time You Remember It? by apache4: 2:23pm On Oct 18, 2022
Mine was the day i was having S€x with a hook-up girl and i had a very serious Muscle Pull . Damn that day i almost died grin grin grin

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