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mandarin:
I didn't see how he was grilled here. Many of you just write for the sake of criticizing someone who to me is much better than Jonathan Goodluck. Being able to put stuffs together in recession is hard especially when you have to defend under a dwindling market conditions. I see many of you here are still struggling with JAMB while some can't even defend papers they call certificates!
Fashola to me is an inspiration in the political sphere and trusting him with multiple ministries is the way to confidently tell Nigerians that he's a trusted hand.
To those who hope that Nigeria power problem can be solved by Buhari in a year, it shows how low your education has gone and how ignorant lots of youths have become.

Most of the idiots called Nigerians can try to mock someone so solid as this? This is hardtalk. Could 'their' Jonathan stay one minute? This guy is one of the few giving me hope for a failed and raped Nation.

Where is Murano (Nissan) on your list? That car nearly killed me. Maintenance cost and break-down ratio

<QuotedFromSomeone>Stealing is not Corruption<EndOfQuote>

Give him Penicillin if he has everything

The goat owns himself now. He has just been freed

How is it that Nigerians are still falling victims to those fraudsters,
Nigerian customs have said many times that they don't auction off seized cars and certainly not on Facebook

These fraudsters put pictures of customs officers in their profile and have Facebook accounts like Officer Musa Ali
Or Deputy Comptroller General Bello Hassan.
These are easy for the people with high degree of scrutiny to detect but please warn your contacts

They would claim the car is in Taraba after ascertaining that you are in Lagos or Port Harcourt etc

Here you have the official website - https://www.customs.gov.ng/
PS: I am not a customs officer or worker, just a concerned Nigerian.

cc: lalasticlala

First of all,
Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet. Do you know that what you say is worthless could actually be something great. You put her to an unfair test that if she probably put you to, you would fail!
Second,
Why would you say he promised her "Ordinary marriage?" What is ordinary in Marriage? She was wrong to trust? What did you promise her? Did you even promise her anything. That is the problem with our society. Too much lies. Marriage is something now to be taken flippantly to bed a girl? She was trusting... So sad that her trust was betrayed
Third and final,
Show me your friend and I would show you who you are. A friend willing to go all the way to sleep with her is not testing for you. He didnt stop. What if you really like her to continue. He should not (never) have crossed that line. He is a bad friend and he has untrustworthy character and poor moral. I feel sorry for you (And the girl). We never hear the girl story sef. Maybe She likes your friend better, afterall, she wasnt married to you yet.

Tithes and Offerings.
Seed
Sowing
First Fruit
Sacrifice

Don't kiss him, go to jail and he is your room mate and he rapes you every night and you kiss him for the next 1 year. Sad

Ewatomi26:
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz my neighbour just came 2 ask if I was alright because of d way I was laughin out loud

so you are using style to see your neighbor? It's over!

I would prefer a man without certificate to a man without brains!

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Closing date is 6th March 2015

Best of luck

In a rebuttal of the various headlines about being the 6th richest head of state in the world, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan the 1st has come out (maybe not) with his counter claim and I quote him. "I am not the 6th richest president in the world. Do not believe them. I am the 9th richest!"
He further said (maybe not)"I hate it when all these untrue rumours and lies are spread. I know I will soon be the 6th richest if Alison Maduake is kept in office till my re-election in 2015 and by 2016 November, I should be in the top 3 positions of world richest heads of state, but right now, it is all an Ambition and I am my wife are working hard towards it!"
"Reuben Abati can testify that I am a few private jets behind some of my mentors and if South Africa keep on seizing money from me like this, Which i sent with Asari, It would be hard and we would go to war with them!"

they cannot read the post. they are used to the modern day short hand of '2' for to and the 'lol' version. I am sorry for the current 'youths' who praise 'yahoo' boys and have nothing upstairs. even if/when they read it, you would be shocked at their twisted, noncommittal approach to blatantly sensitivite issues. I (in the new way) smh for the new Nigerian.

RIP Mummy Diana Oluwafunmilayo 21 July 1945 to 19 Jan 2002

As a Nigerian, growing up in the 80s and 90s, we believed that the Mercedes Benz and the Volkswagen and the BMW's were way better. These days, we see a lot of Honda's and Toyota's and Nissan's. I would even dare say they are more on the roads than the German brands. Why is this? Are the Japanese cars easier to maintain in Nigeria. Are they out-performing the German cars. What is your take on this?

He would soon be more depressed in Prison. But I hope Saharareporters are not getting over excited. I want to believe this report. It would be a dream come true for that to happen to the greatest looted Nigeria has ever had. Yes, you heard me, a greater looter than Abacha and Ibori.

You surely do not know much about IBB, Nigeria or anything for that matter. How could any Nigerian with a half wit brain even join the group of people saying positives about this guy(Babanbarawo - 12B dollars?). People like you make me want to puke. Imagine this fool here saying positives about IBB. I know anyway, people without conscience, once they get paid from these thieves, they tell themselves it is ok to support them. Shame on you and your generation to come for ever

Jos Again: What is the way out of all this Religious Madness Mayhem?
What can be done to stop all this religious killings? Who are these sponsors behind the scene?
Why Jos again?

[table]Jos crisis escalates, govt deploys troops

* Jonathan, Security chiefs meet

* Jang imposes 24-hour curfew

* Senate seeks sanction for sponsors

* Police arrest 100 suspects

* Hospitals overstretched, urge help
From Madu Onuorah (Abuja), Isa Abdulsalami, John-Abba Ogbodo, Azimazi-Momoh Jimoh (Abuja), Simeon Nwakauda (Makurdi) and Seye Olumide (Lagos)[/table]

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Why are there even men on this page? I beg, I am out!!!

LAPTOPS Hmmmmm,
I would tell you all about Laptops, though they are called notebooks these days. I have been selling repairing and using laptops since 1999. I am an advanced user of these invaluable assets and have had over 7 brands for personal use. Right now, I have 3 brands. What is my point. I know about these issue more than the ever day user. There are many reasons why you cannot expect your Zinox notebook to perform as nicely as an HP Nx series or a Toshiba Satellite. These notebooks have been out there and test and supported for long. The user experience has added quality to each new release. For instance, the HP Compaq which still exist as the business notebook option on hp site, has changed in its latency for power. In retrospect, like 2004, your compaq continually took charge on the battery even when at 100% charge; That has changed. In lenovo, which started out as IBM, you hybernate it for months and you risk losing the Toshiba hdd which came by default. Note that most serious notebook makers include a Toshiba Hdd. I am not talking models (i.e. not 3220 vs 3230), I am talking about the makers and the series for instance, a 2000 series be it 2200dv or 2310dc there are very much the same components. But for a Zinox, the much I have seen of it at Ministry of Information, it is frail to hold and the resolution couldnt run Battle Realms. It is poor on graphics, very poor and it is expensive for its range. I would advice you to go for HP and not pavillion cos that is not supported in Nigeria.

@Seun
You battery could have been ruined by the frequency of power, i.e. Quality of supply of PHCN (Nepa) power which we have found out could be very disparate and injurious to sensitive equipment. If you put a fluke meter in your power source, you would be horrified by the readings. If you can afford it, put a ups between the charger and PHCN.

Lots of churches, lots of worship, lots of prayers, praises, and religion. Are we really doing the will of Christ or are the 'spiritual leaders' just getting rich at the people's expense? What do you think?

I dont believe this post sef. I think it is just another media stunt, u know, these attention junkies. But sef, no be Bill Gates company make Vista, why him come dey find Visa sef!!! Lol!

Let us start an unending story. I start with a simple story and you can add words to it and we can see how interesting the story is after a few months. The only rule for it is not to post twice before someone else post, i.e after your post, let someone else reply:

Simbi was a 22 year old girl with big dreams. She got up one day and entered a bus going to mile-2,

No wonder I am so stupid, cos I always have my wifey with me!!!

Odeku,
I agree, but has Dora Akinyuli not shown us that she is tougher than anyman? Has Ngosi Iwela not showed her class? Ease up man. I be man o, but I am facing up to realities now.

With the work that women have done in Nigeria thinking of Okwonjo, Akinyule-Dora etc, one cannot help but just throw his weight behind a woman president. Ego? Men have not really moved us forward a whole lot. What do you think?

Well, I am strictly of the opinion that a woman should step out now. If we look at the trend, they have been impressive in offices.

Naija land don suffer for man hand tire. No go dey misunderstand me o! I be man, but I think say time don reach for "Female Presidency". What do you think of a lady like Dr. (Mrs) Sarah Jubril? Just hit me with your views.