OrestesDante:


Oh.

Sorry I misinterpreted you. My apologies.

OrestesDante:


Common sense check. Google gives search results based on your location.

Your are in Nigeria.

A person in other parts of the world will not see zlatan ibile coming top in the search result.

I thought you are blogger

Epithelial:
Google can't make such silly mistake.

Contractors are alleged to have collected huge cash upfront for some projects without doing anything while NDPHC officials hijacked funds meant for compensation to host communities of the projects.

Jonathan is training snipers-OBASANJO

Former President Olusegun Obasanjo in a 18-page letter written to Jonathan as published by premium times alleged that President Goodluck Jonathan was keeping over 1000 people on his political watch list while also secretly training snipers and other armed personnel as well as acquiring weapons for political purposes Premium Times

I will make your Govt ungovernable-ATIKU

A now deleted publication by Tribune newspapers alleged that Atiku Abubakar on December 15, 2010 at a stakeholders’ forum , was reported to have issued a threat that was unbecoming of a man of his status in the society. “...Let me again send another message to the leadership of our great country, especially the political leadership that those who make peaceful change impossible make violent change inevitable...” he was quoted saying Here is the deleted link

Jonathan is the most corrupt in the history of nigeria-DINO MELAYE.

Sen Dino Malaye during an interview with Premium Times alleged that Goodluck Jonathan is a promoter of corruption.

“Jonathan is the promoter of corruption. I am telling you that the Government of Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan is the most corrupt in Nigerian history but (who) we have as president-elect of this country today (Muhammadu Buhari); the man I see as the nemesis of corruption,” Melaye said [url=https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/182979-jonathans-government-%25E2%2580%258B%25E2%2580%258Bmost-corrupt-in-nigerian-history%25E2%2580%258B%25E2%2580%258B-%25E2%2580%258B-senator-elect%25E2%2580%258B-melaye.html/amp/]Premium Times [/url]

One million match protest against insecurity-ADEBOYE.

The General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Pastor Enoch Adeboye called for a million man match against the state of insecurity under the administration of Good Jonathan in 2010.

In the petition wrote to the then president, he expressed worry over the state of kidnapping and other vices. He also expressed his readiness to "pull" members of the church for a protest.
He wrote'
“As we mark our 50th anniversary as an independent nation, we are faced with the emergence of kidnapping as the latest Nigerian night mare and one of the most serious threats to our common well being, no one is safe.” Vanguard Newspapers

'Jonathan govt stole so much money’ – Apostle Johnson Suleiman

Apostle Suleman in a tweet on the 8th of Match 2019 wrote,

“Someone asked me why I’m against the present government and I screamed God forbid.

“I asked him why he didn’t say same when I was seriously speaking out against the activities of the previous government that stole so much money.

“I am not political; I speak truth to power,” Suleman tweeted DailyPost

Jonathan is a bad luck- FR MBAKA

Catholic priest and spiritual director, Adoration Ministry Enugu, Ejike Mbaka on January 1, 2015 criticised Goodluck Jonathan's government asking him to step down since he cannot lead Nigerians to their promise land.

He spoke while delivering a sermon tagged, “From Good luck to Bad luck,” during the end-of-year mass Wednesday night at the Adoration Ground, Emene, Enugu.


Watch the video below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UR5g69sx9E

Full transcript by PulseNg || DailyTrust

Monkey and baboon will soaked in blood if Jonathan Continues in 2015-Buhari.

Presidential candidate of the defunt Congress for Progressive Change, CPC, in the 2011 election, General Mohammadu Buhari allleged that Jonathan rigged the 2011 presidential election which CPC lost to the PDP.

He was quoted saying,
“If what happened in 2011 (alleged rigging) should again happen in 2015, by the grace of God, the dog and the baboon would all be soaked in blood.’’ Vanguard Newspapers

We will form a parallel govt, if Jonathan won - - - Ameachi

Rotimi Amechi threatened that APC would form a parallel government if the 2015 Elections didn't favour the APC.

This statement was condemned by the PDP as it was tagged treasonable.

Lai Mohammed, on behalf of the APC defended this statement.
He was quoted saying,

“Those who are fretting about this statement are those who are planning to rig the elections and they should be warned that Nigerians will no longer accept the outcome of any fraudulent polls..." Premium Times

You Have Declared War On Northern Nigeria- Northen Elders

During the fallout of amnesty talks between the Jonathan's Govt and the subsequent declaration of state of Emergency in some northen states, the spokesman of Northern Elders Forum, Ango Abdullahi accused Jonathan of decaring war on the northern parts of the country.

“It is very sad for us to see that the President has easily changed direction from dialogue and reconciliation to war in his bid to end the cycle of violence in the north,” Abdullahi said. Vanguard Newspapers

Jonathan is a kindergarten president-EL RUFAI

Gov Nasir El Rufi wasn't left out in the narcissist attacks on the former president.

During some heated media exchanges, El Rufi was was quoted saying, "Unfortunately, he has a lot of people to insult, because his boss has nothing to offer Nigerians, which is why he is using ethnic and religious sentiments to play politics. A thinking president would know that stoking ethnicity and religious affiliation is not only unpatriotic, but dangerous in a country like Nigeria, but as desperate as he is to remain in office, nothing seems too low for this president. No wonder Chief Bisi Akande referred to him as a kindergarten president, while Lagos state governor called him a roadside mechanic that cannot be trusted with any vehicle." Premium Times

Jonathan bring back our girls - OBY EZEKWESILI
The likes of Oby Ezekwesili, Hadiza Bala Usman, Maryam Uwais, Saudatu Mahdi, took it upon themselves to call for release of the abducted chibok girls.

According to Oby, the government inability to bring back the Chibok girls was the former president's greatest undoing. The Guardian Newspapers

The government that failed to restore power in six months is a failure-FASHOLA

Fashola in 2014 was quoted saying “A serious Government will fix the power problem in six months”.

However, things took a different turn as he became the minister of power in 2016.

Denying the statement He said, “I have heard that I said that electricity problem will be solved in six months. I have never made the statement. Anybody who has a video of where I said this should please make it public. The point I made was when I was handing over the Lekki IPP because we had about 10 megawatts of power there.” Punch Newspapers

Finally we used Almajiris to vote out Jonathan

Speaking on Channel TV, Kwankwaso expressed his delight on how the almajiris were used to kick out the former president.

He was quoted saying, "we hope that people around him should be people who are experienced, who should not be talking of Hausas who are thrown away as Almajiris. That is completely wrong, and it has gone a long way in galvanising people in the north to ensure that this Almajiri votes were used to kick them out of the villa.” The CableNg

prospect11:

Perineum ain't the space between the anus and the vagina... The perineum is the whole region that has the urethra, vagina and the anus and it is made up of the urogenital triangle and anal triangle separated by the perineal body and not perineum bro.

Greenback:


Pics for clarity nah

virgoquin:
you can still open the center of your ynash your preeq and snap for more better understanding

DaddyMorenike:
What is that round stuff all preeq has called?

AwkaetitiBabe:
Another what? Personally I wouldn't even try kissing someone I have no intention dating.

AwkaetitiBabe:
So a lady can't be friends with a guy without any funny expectation eh?

Smallboy01:

I don't know and i wanna know

Smallboy01:


Huh? Watchu insinuating?

tillaman:
Lovely info!!!

virgoquin:
you can still open the center of your ynash and snap for more better understanding

Offpoint:
As long as you're on nairaland, you've encountered a mad human.

#Fact...

dannielight:
In how many conversation is any of these words used? Revealing though

Starboytwo:
Educative...


By the way, I've just checked and I found out I don't have the number1...

I don't have a philtrum, maybe na my bear bear cover am