midnighter:


Lol, you get serious mind o, see advice after 13 years. who knows where that guy is now

Smart babe

Smallboy01:
wait she accepted your proposal, and u started spending on her, she chop ur money finish and she have the gut to tell you 'let's just be friends', If I'm in your shoes I'll use my shoe hanger to lash her head, Hungry lowlife girl.

Caught another

Brighte:
Bro, it seems the two occasions she visited you, you wanted to collect your own share. Sometimes you don't just rush into romance with some girls like that. She need more time to get use to you but you needed sex on a fast lane. If truly you love her and you needed sex... You supposed to play like a snake. You creep into her and allow her trust level to increase before you can strike. Me i can be very patient with girls because once you drine the hole, it can be drine at any time. That's when you are looking for a long term relationship insurance.

See don't be mad for her. Sometimes is very good to eat rice while it's very hot because. 6 months and only 2 visits to your house.
The andriline has died down.

Caught another

MrCork:

Caught

Bariloful:
WHAT SHOULD I DO

There is a particular girl that i wanted to date, she is beautiful and presentable, I excuse her One day and talk to her, about my feeling for her, and she accepted my proposal. I
used to take her out to Restaurant when Iam chance, because my job does not give me time, we called each other on phone, doing all sort of thing, but we have not gone to the special Place, We have stay for about 6 months then I now invite her to my house and I entertain her the way I feels is good for me, although she was accompany wih one of her friend, about 3 min her friend now exuse us and said she want to go the market and she can not come back here again, ,

we were doing all type of Love play as in Romance, but to penetrate to the main area, she told me that she is in her mensuration period, then I have to hold myself as a man,
After that everthing was ok with 2 of us, I did not mind I take thing easily for myself, she was like giving something like Apology, that she not the cause of that,

But the second day i invited her to my house and i entertain her the way i feel is ok for me, we were doing kissin and romancing, but at the end she told me she just want us to be an ordinary friends and nothing more, i was shock because i was not expecting such from her an also I was annoyed but I have to control my self, afterward she left and she ask me to see Her off, of which I refuse and I did not say a word to her, so I decide now to quick and not to call her again. nor talk to her again, ABOUT t any relationship , what your opinion nairaland user,

Looking for a mumu

abbasajao:
I know dem in yoruba

Teach us abeg

melodynk01:
Wow
Nice one OP

Thanks

nappy760:
What is the space between the vagina and the anus called?

That's it?

harkandey:
why u no put the pic of the rest,
but the op is right sha o, i have no idea of all this before o

Done, you can check back

Lordwheez:
Really Abi you dey test network

I dey come

Six parts of your body you probably don't know their names.

The human body consists of several parts. During our infancy and kindergarten days, most, if not all us were taught "parts of the body".

News9naija has compiled six "parts of the body that most of us were probably not taught at kindergarten.

1. Philtrum:

The philtrum is the midline groove in the upper lip that runs from the top of the lip to the nose. The way the philtrum appears is determined genetically. In some syndromes this grove is shortened.

2. Rasceta:



Rasceta is the wrinkling and creases on the inner surface of the wrist.

Apparently, the word rasceta (also rascette or rascetta) refers to the wrinkles running across the wrist at the base of the palm. 

3. Glabella:


The glabella is the skin in the middle of the eyebrows and superior to the nose. It also stands for the underlying bone which is somewhat indented, and connects the two superciliary ridges. It is just superior towards the nasion and is a cephalometric marker (For study of the dental and skeletal relationships of a human skull). The pineal gland is located about 7 cm posterior towards the glabella.

Glabella creates a rounded protrusion in adult males and is generally flat in children as well as adult females.

The prominence of forehead, on either side, the frontal eminence is evident above the eyebrow.

The frontal prominence is typically more pronounced in children and adult females.

4. Lanula:


The lunula, also called little moon takes an area of about one fifth of the fingernail and has the clear edge. The lunula usually tells the disease of a person in the form of color change or disappearing crescent. After the person regains the health from regulation, the little moon will gradually appear again. 

5. Columella:


The columella is the most anteroinferior portion of the nasal septum and forms the central fleshy portion between the two nostrils when looking at someone's nose. It is a single midline structure composed of cartilage and overlying skin, extending posteriorly from the tip of the nose. The lateral aspects form the medial wall of each nostril.

6. Purlicue:

This isn’t quite a body part, it’s more a gap in body parts. It’s the space between your thumb and extended forefinger – it’s the L that indicates your left hand
https://www.news9naija.com.ng/2019/10/24/six-parts-of-your-body-you-probably-dont-know/

Why is English too difficult for people to comprehend?

He clearly stated that it's for fun!

Baby boy for life
No sarz story jhoor.

Not praying to encounter one

Taking stranger total stranger to a hotel? That's bad

Following a total stranger to a hotel? Wierdo

Offpoint:
As long as you're on nairaland, you've encountered a mad human.

#Fact...


offline encounter was when I went to Lagos Tin Can Port '2nd gate' I was strolling down "Liver pool" when I saw a lady sticking coke bottle into her viva and moaning... I had an erection and wished it was late in the NIGHT.

So I could prayed for her.

Baba Offpoint

Your eyes go clear when she says, "Jesus I know, Apeshy101 I know, who are you?

Zeeworld will not kill person ohh.

Babe came over last night and I had to sacrifice UCL match just to watch zeeworld with her.

Mehek and one girl like that got killed and she has been crying since last night.

I will be off to work soon, dunno if she will stop before I come back.

I can't wrap my head around people crying cuz someone died in the movies!

Zeeworld: Burning New Pots Everyday!

melodynk01:
Lol
First, was when I was in junior school
Was going back home with a classmate of mine
There was a mad lady sitting by the side of the road
We were skeptical about going past the lady
Then a man walked past us, kicked the ladies *belongings*
He even went as far as insulting and threatening to beat her
That was when she calmed down and got back to what she was doing earlier on(playing with cans)
As me and my classmate come say make we pass as per the woman nor fit do anything
Naim the woman raise head(chai, I nor fit forget the eye way she give us dah day)
She say "oya come pass na, come and pass"
Them no tell us twice before we run cross main road
We still use style dey look back incase she change mind come decide follow ua
As we dey go, na so she self dey use eye go with us
Mhen that day was crazy ehn
I still see am for dream that night
The consecutive days that followed, na another route I use take dey go house

Quite similar to the second one I will share

DenreleDave:




Hmm mad one abi


My encounter with apeshy wasn't funny at all

Wetin I do Bros na?

You see me for dream?

...

I'm coming to share mine shortly
Modified:

I've had two encounters with insane people.

I will share one and drop the second one later when more people share theirs.

Happened last Sunday, went out earlier than usual to hang out with friends.

Decided to come home earlier than usual too, around 5pm.

Alighted from Keke and strolled down into my hood. Half way in, a lady called out "bros"

I turned only to see a "newly" mad beautiful lady calling me from the top section of the underpass.

At first I thought she may be drunk, but she kept on calling.
Bros come na
Come make we go do
Ahh, after na you people will be saying that I'm wicked.
Come make we go cook
You go eat indomie?
Bros come na."

I stood for over 10 minutes starring at her and imagining lots of things.
What could be actually wrong with her?
She dey drunk?
She take drug?
Avi she smoke hard drugs?

Well, I shook my head and strolled jejely into my street.


Oya share yours!

iLegendd:
This T-shirt will be on Merch soon. It's my new brand. So, why are things becoming expensive?

Aba boys take note

I will need this when it hits the market @500naira

@Topic, of all things I miss about PH City, na that bole and one local fish (I no Sabi the name) I dey miss ohh.

Choi, bole make sense with cold orobo

https://www.news9naija.com.ng/2019/10/16/fact-check-where-are-the-fire-trucks-donated-by-peter-obi-photos/

Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Down the memory lane, on some occasions, former governor of Anambra state , Mr Peter Obi launched many fire fighting vehicles in the state.

The present government in the state inherited them but never has been used since the inception of the present government of Willie Obiano.

Findings by News9naija revealed that the Delta State Fire service has on 3 different occasions come to rescue lives from horrible fire incidents in Anambra State.

Could it be that the fire fighting trucks donated by Peter Obi are no longer in use as a result of poor maintenance?

Share your opinions in the comment section below.

https://www.news9naija.com.ng/2019/10/16/fact-check-where-are-the-fire-trucks-donated-by-peter-obi-photos/

Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44

More

https://www.news9naija.com.ng/2019/10/16/onitsha-tank-fire-traders-count-losses-after-inferno/

Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44

More

https://www.news9naija.com.ng/2019/10/16/onitsha-tank-fire-traders-count-losses-after-inferno/

There was an inferno at Upper Iweka earlier today when a truck conveying premium motor spirit (PMS) lost control and rammed into the fence of Toronto Hospital, Upper-Iweka, Onitsha.
Due to long absence of firefighters and fire fighting equipment, the fire quickly escalated into the nearby Ochanja Market.


Below are some photos gathered by news9naija after the incident that destroyed goods and properties worth millions of Naira.

https://www.news9naija.com.ng/2019/10/16/onitsha-tank-fire-traders-count-losses-after-inferno/

Gov Willie Obiano through the Commissioner for Information and Public Enlightenment has Commiserated With Victims of Onitsha Inferno.

He also promised to set up a panel to determine the cause of the accident, why the firemen could not put out the fire and how the condition of the victims can be ameliorated

Below is a copy of the statement made available to News9naija

1. Governor Willie Obiano of Anambra State expresses sympathy to the families of a woman and a child burnt to death this afternoon in a fire accident in Onitsha. The fire also razed structures, including shops, on Upper Iweka Road, Onitsha and at Ochanja market.
2. The accident occurred when a tanker laden with petroleum products, fell into a ditch and spilled its contents. A ball of fire resulted from this incident and quickly spread.
3. Men of the Anambra State Fire Service arrived on the scene in good time with their new equipment. For some reason, however, they were unable to quench the inferno. The angry mob on the scene prevented other fire trucks, including one from neighbouring Asaba in Delta State, from getting to the scene.
4. Governor Obiano regrets this unfortunate situation and has directed owners of properties affected by the tragic accident, including shop owners to report at Ekwueme Square on Friday October 18, 2019 to see how the Anambra State Government can assist them.
5. A panel will be set up immediately to determine the cause of the accident, why the firemen could not put out the fire and how the condition of the victims can be ameliorated.
6. Governor Obiano and his family pray for the repose of the souls of the woman and child who died in the accident. The Anambra State Government will assist their families during their burial.
7. Government calls on Citizens especially those directly affected to remain calm in the face of this disaster as it will do all within its powers to ameliorate the suffering of those involved.
Signed
C. Don Adinuba
Commissioner for Information & Public Enlightenment

https://www.news9naija.com.ng/2019/10/16/gov-commiserates-with-victims-of-onitsha-inferno-sets-up-panel/