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PoliticsRe: 2023: I Don’t Need To Be Strong Like Ronaldo To Lead Nigeria – Tinubu by apostlekeke(m): 11:00pm On May 26, 2022
Oga you are old period!
RomanceRe: Is Anything Wrong In Dating A Taller Lady Or A Shorter Guy by apostlekeke(m): 6:24pm On May 23, 2022
virginprincess:
I don't see anything wrong in it, personally i would want to marry someone i'm a bit taller than since i'm tall.
smiley
PoliticsRe: Shell Builds Mega Gas Plant In Aba by apostlekeke(m): 5:12am On Nov 17, 2020
horsepower102:
The Igbo communities in Abia and Imo state who had earlier discoveries of oil were cut in Half by the Nigerian government and added to Rivers state.

What the Nigerian Government didn't know at that time was that years later, the other communities that they didn't manipulate with useless boundaries will also discover their own oil in large quantities.

Unfortunately some igbo communities have some of their villages in both the SE and SS because of this evil.
Rivers state is case in point . Some villages in Imo were ceded to them. In egbema, for instance you have this evil glaring .
InvestmentRe: MBA Investors Forum by apostlekeke(m): 2:04pm On Nov 16, 2020
kelly1980:
Yes bara is paying. My sister got paid today. They're even paying a day before due date. Bara is the in thing now.
How can one register with barafinance? Kindly assist
TV/MoviesRe: Who Is Your Favorite Film/Series Character Of All Time? by apostlekeke(m): 8:40pm On May 09, 2020
THOMAS SHELBY from PEAKY BLINDERS . That’s the greatest of them all . You got eyes for movies bro .

Kiddler:
Michael C. Hall as Dexter, Idris Elba as Luther, Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lector in Silence of The Lambs. Cilian Murphy as Thomas Shelby, Gilian Anderson as Dana Scully in The X-Files. Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes. Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad. Kerry Washington as Olivia Pope in Scandal. Tom Hardy in Taboo, Dunkirk, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Tom Hardy is those once in a generation actor. Hoping to watch Venom soon, I heard he was stellar.

My absolute favorite is Charlie Cox as Daredevil. I've never seen a a blind man portrayed so powerfully. And to think that he was only told about his character's blindness during audition. Excellent acting, jaw dropping and brutal fight scenes.

There's also William Petersen as Gil Grissom in CSI, excellent acting and one of the smartest characters on TV. There's Bryan Cranston as Walter White in Breaking Bad(in my opinion the best TV series ever, yes, GOT fans come have my head. Lol).

Sorry for the long list. I watch a lot.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by apostlekeke(m): 9:33pm On Dec 05, 2016
Whether head office or branch, make sure it gets to the appropriate hand. If u submit it to a staff in a branch, it wil get to head office too. So just try ur best.
youcanconfirm:
Just to clarify please, Head office or branch?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by apostlekeke(m): 7:43am On Nov 28, 2016
samuel3818:
Hi all. Please I ask humbly how you applied. I would love to give it a shot too. And again, is the recruitment for core graduate trainees for peeps willing to pursue a career with the bank or for contract staff? Please let one kind hearted individual quote me with a reply, please.
Good morning. To apply, you need to be less than 27yrs with a min. of Second class lower from a university. Go to any UBA branch and submit your CV to a staff there. The recruitment used to be contract. Now it's changed to permanent employment, but with a 1yr probation(business associate). If ur performance is satisfactory ie no disciplinary record with a good appraisal then u wil be converted into an ET( executive trainee). The salary is 80k for business associate, and 150k for executive trainee. If u didn't perform well in your first year, ur engagement will be terminated. Cheers
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by apostlekeke(m): 8:35pm On Oct 31, 2016
adasmart:
Sent u a pm
seen and replied.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by apostlekeke(m): 8:14pm On Oct 31, 2016
adasmart:
Ok. East? U mean ur state of origin or u did all ur interviews in d east.?? What state
I just did the test in owerri. The first and second interview was done in abuja. Same with medicals and psychometric test.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by apostlekeke(m): 5:31pm On Oct 31, 2016
adasmart:
Pls has anyone recieve training school text. I heard some people in lag has recieved n it's 7th nov..... has anyone recieved from the eastern region if yes pls wat state
I did the test sometime last two months. July or august ending. The interview was 18th Sept in abuja. Did medicals same day. Am from east.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by apostlekeke(m): 3:37pm On Oct 31, 2016
adasmart:
Pls has anyone recieve training school text. I heard some people in lag has recieved n it's 7th nov
yeah. It's on the 7th.but the duration wasn't specified.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by apostlekeke(m): 4:42am On Oct 23, 2016
adasmart:
Heard nov
ok Bro .See u there
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by apostlekeke(m): 4:41am On Oct 23, 2016
noblej101:
Is dis actually d smiling Keke...? Or a different Keke...?
smiling keke? Perhaps this one is different. How u doing?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by apostlekeke(m): 3:07am On Oct 22, 2016
Any idea wen the training school wil be?
sylvestre01:
Aptitude test was quite a while ago... Say 2 months. U up for training school too?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Enugu Electricity Distribution Company Graduate Trainee Program by apostlekeke(m): 6:08am On Sep 17, 2016
Hey dear, is it true they re calling those who applied for non-engineering positions for now. Can u confirm if u were interviewed for a cashier position or something similar but non-engineering. Thanks
happinesslove:
YES.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Enugu Electricity Distribution Company Graduate Trainee Program by apostlekeke(m): 11:08pm On Jul 05, 2016
The test was just a normal apt. Test for graduate trainees. There was verbal reasoning,critical reasoning, maths, and an essay. 1hr
Jobs/VacanciesRe: EEDC Aptitude Test by apostlekeke(m): 2:45pm On Jun 28, 2016
Mekyno:
congrats. I dnt no dear format bt i will try to find out.
Pls wat ur qualificatn....Ond, HNd or bsc?
Wat ur course of study?
Tnx....i want to find out smtn
cc: apostlekeke
I studied mechanical engineering (B.Eng)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: EEDC Aptitude Test by apostlekeke(m): 1:57pm On Jun 28, 2016
Received same invite. I suggest u read through the website for any info u can find.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: DSS Is Recruiting (2016) by apostlekeke(m): 7:45pm On May 10, 2016
God knows.....
EducationRe: PROVE to show that Making First class In UNI Is Harder Than Distinction In POLY by apostlekeke(m): 11:37am On Mar 23, 2016
Ur theory is false. To make an "A" in poly, u need need obtain 80 marks while same is 70 marks for Univ wen u factor the difference in standard into ur assumption, u wil see that it's numerically the same.
PoliticsRe: NLC Shuts Government House Owerri by apostlekeke(m): 3:58pm On Feb 10, 2016
U re a fool
shachris02:
My Governor, My Governor. if they like make them fire catapult of ........ grin

I bet you, abia state is owning more teachers than owerri. Rochas is not owing any teacher. He sacked ghost workers and NLC wants to intimidate him into getting the state in more debt. Not going to happen. angry
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Upholds Wike’s Election As Rivers Governor by apostlekeke(m): 7:03pm On Jan 27, 2016
Congratulations Gov WIKE. Victory for PDP
EducationRe: We Failed, Yet Again - A Write Up By A Concerned OAU Student by apostlekeke(m): 11:17pm On Jan 05, 2016
Well said, concise and insightful.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Things I Learnt During Interviews No One Will Tell You. by apostlekeke(m): 1:56pm On Dec 26, 2015
This is very helpful bro. Than u so much

adeaks:
There is always something about your course that can relate....you only have to think deep and be inventive. You have to first realize that the people who invited you for the interviews were aware of your course before inviting you. If they didn't consider you employable with the course you read, they wouldnt have invited you at all. So by asking you that question they only want to see how far you can reason.

There is a senior colleague in my workplace, who read food and nutrition.(or something related) Now imagine what a food nutritionist is doing in an audit firm.

You can always ask yourself that how did she scale through the interview processes but as an example, if I am in her shoes, I can tell the interviewers that "a food nutritionist is trained to be very meticulous and observant, as a little too much of one ingredient can spoil a whole meal or maybe even render it harmful. These are traits that are also necessary for any auditor. An auditor has to have a good eye for details and also be patient and meticulous when going over the books of clients....." u re extraordinarily intelligent. Thank u so much for the tip

You just have to link some of your skills to the job. It doesn't have to be the technical skills alone.
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Plotting To Stop Buhari’s Anti-graft War – APC by apostlekeke(m): 4:02pm On Aug 14, 2015
Lawsimon:
You are talking rubbish. I don't know which part of Akwa Ibom you come from, i guess you are one of his sychophants and crumb eaters...is beautification of major roads an uncommon transformation? On the other hand, most politicians in Akwa Ibom calling themselves APC progressives should be investigated as well. CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY---EMBEZZLEMENT AND MISAPPROPRIATION OF FUNDS. God will punish them all,their children and generation yet unborn and that of their praise singers...i hate it when people see black they call it white.
u sound so pained. Pls which part of akwa ibom re u from? Cos if u don't appreciate what akpabio did for u guys then u must have suffered impaired vision in the past.
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why You Need To Abstain From Pre-marital Sex by apostlekeke(m): 11:51pm On Jul 05, 2015
ooshinibos:
sandrannna I think you have old testament mind set and telling people not to have pre marital sex will not solved the problem it has been proven that when you tell a human being not to do something then he wants to do it ...but if you rather tell people to have a deep intimate relationship with God and Jesus then the love of God will break the sex addiction and other sin , if you love God so much and feel his love the urge for sin will leave you ..Never preach to people to leave sin and then come to God ..it is the other way round , come to God as you are and his love for you and your love for him will break any kind of yoke ..that's my experience , its the respect and love I have for my creator that has kept me away from sin , the more I fellowship with him the more I lose the taste or urge for sin . Preach Christ brother
u re more knowledgeable than u know.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Technical Function Specific Assessment Test [dragnet] by apostlekeke(m): 3:45am On Jun 22, 2015
Bennyzino:
Sent to over 15 contacts.. It's the best dragnet questions I have seen..
pls send to my mail, osuoha.ikenna@yahoo.com esp the technical function specific test.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Technical Function Specific Assessment Test [dragnet] by apostlekeke(m): 3:43am On Jun 22, 2015
Rita41:
If ur still sending send to bearerrita@yahoo.com thanks
pls if u have received it, help me too. Osuoha.ikenna@yahoo.com. Tnx
EducationRe: Top 10 Universities To Study Engineering In Nigeria by apostlekeke(m): 4:16pm On Apr 24, 2015
cooljude:
Ikenna howfar.
I'm good bro. how u holding up.
EducationRe: Top 10 Universities To Study Engineering In Nigeria by apostlekeke(m): 6:50pm On Apr 14, 2015
7footre:
Civil Engineering FUTO.... the most challenging times of ma life, worth it thou
kaycee, I see u bro. FUTO is the best
NYSCRe: NYSC BATCH C 2014 AKWA-IBOM CORPERS...lets Meet Here!!!! by apostlekeke(m): 4:30am On Nov 29, 2014
was posted to uyo. comm second sch. anyone posted to uyo here?
NYSCRe: NYSC BATCH C 2014 AKWA-IBOM CORPERS...lets Meet Here!!!! by apostlekeke(m): 6:02pm On Nov 09, 2014
bronx07:
couldn't. Come online I in camp now I'm in platoon 6 I'm the guy with the rayban
am in platoon 6 too. here's my cell....08030562229. am only playing football and nothing else. hope u re feeling that anaconda soldier.

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