₦airaland Forum

Waist training ? Chai ... Abeg, we need Toto training, and not waist training...
...Is there anyone, man or woman, who is a specialist in Toto flexing in our nairaland ? please ur contribution is highly required..
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Afrok:
Who stole her BREASTS?

...Na me.. ...

MyLady11:
Dis guy resemble male o, abi na my eye. And likewise dis lady resemble female.

..OP, sure, u drank kai kai together with burukutu..that is why u are seeing double.
...The only solution is for u to go and swallow monkey tail.. but make sure say ur guy de around, if not, u are likely to commit adultery, fornication, rape, konji...all join..
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doyinisaac:
I like them with big ass and big boobs...

...OP, ibi like say u go like Ashawo wellu welluo...
... Abeg self, carry on because d heavy Ikebe and their milk industry is meant for agile man to salvage...
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mccoy47:
99 problems for Buhari

...OP, only Buhari put himself into all these Wahala..Now, he does not hear with his ears again. Soon, he will not see with his eyes anymore...
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benedictnsi:
[size=14pt] NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF PRETTY LADIES (NAPL) ..... Nice photo......


Na this kinda ladies d make man forget his flight destination ooo [/size]

... OP, all these Hot girls' Toto go sweet nor bi small...
... Omokri go soon forget his name and destination and start speaking in tongues..
...all his smiles are even Toto smiles..
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idensko:
Something is seriously wrong wit dis country.

How did we get here?

BUHARY will go down in history as d MOST DIVISIVE PRESIDENT EVER.



Though he UNITED D DEFUNCT OLD EASTERN REGION.

..Buhari is confused. He might commit suicide any moment. ...

eezor:
I am out of Nigeria , Ghana here I come

..OP, we are moving together... When are we leaving ? ...

Kondomatik:
Who ask em? Who she epp?

...Op, u are a Mumu. Have u helped anyone before. Go and get a life. ....

princeofpeace22:
Why only goodluck Jonathan government sef

What about Obasanjo and the rest

I smell fowl play and hatred from afar




This fight is unjustifiable anymore because Nigerians are all in starvation and prison .everyone is suffering and smiling

... They are the Handiwork of OBJ...
....He is the Remote President of Nigeria..
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knightsTempler:


Fayose's rating keep soaring high, this man should be the representative of the whole Yoruba people. Yoruba's need brave warriors like Fayose, not some cowardly àss licking slaves.

Fayose the generalissimo of the South West, long may your reign be.

..OP, u are 100% correct.
...He is currently the anointed leader of the Yoruba race.....
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Apelex:
Fantastically WOR WOR

...They are the worworest Ashawo children. ...So they like Konji to shege... ....

newsarena:
Sexy

CHECKOUT MORE SEXY PICS OF UJU STELLA HERE >>>

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Her Ukwu na die..... Burna Boy was tempted

...OP, Kaiiiii. The Ukwu na die. This is original Totoristc Totoooh..
..Burma Boy, abi na Burma man, ur own don finishhh...
...Nna!!! God created this Sweet Obelenteh on Monday morning after resting on Sunday..
...To be frank, it seems God like Totoh too much..
... Christ, nor vex o. Na joke I de o.
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delishpot:
Shame. See how Dem Dey make people look us like say we nor be better people

...The two of them are wayo people.. Yahoo man jam yahoo boy....
...Wayo everywhere...

May God have mercy..
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Godgay:
which tribe are you from

..OP, do not mind him...He is from Morocco, and has just finished smoking 30 wraps of Moroccan weeds..

...In between, the Thing don RED....
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Timolanki:
dont call dat thing tiny cos if it's up for work u will knw dat their is more to a book than its cover!

Oga y small pikin na? U for go find ur size na.
Infact hang him by balls.

...Seconded
..That Thing tiny but when He gets up, my sister, ur Kongoh will start to speak different language plus mess at the same thing..
..But the guy man bleeped up. There are many women that are starving from konji everywhere...
..He should be flogged 2444 strokes of koboko...but they should leave his Thing alone...
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mrking3:
Bros, go for your MSC!! Its one step at a Time!! No hurry Bro ... Even the overall Unilag Best Graduate with Record breaking 5.0/5.0 will never skip msc for Phd. You don't get double promotion for Higher Degrees unlike primaries or high school. Its just a matter of 1yr and 6 months Max! And you're done with MSC. So why the Rush or hurry bro?

.OP, u are the mumurest of all the mumus in nairaland..
..Why must u offer such lame advice ?
.....Shame...
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midolian:
Obviously


Buh David Mark is a criminal..

..All Politicians are Criminals. No Exemptions. .....

sleekkid2015:
This is getting very serious.... We are observing

SEE MORE @ http://www.musbizubeat.com/2016/04/cct-chairman-danladi-umar-makes-2-new-rules-serious/

...The Judge is getting worried that his partiality and duty bound to convict Saraki might be noticed...
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Bawsse:
Great men!

..OP, I sorry for u and ur lazy jobless mentality... ....

We that God Almighty for their release. Main while, how much did they pay b4 they were released?
..Just asking because Kidnappers or Adultnappers never ever release their victims without Ransome
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Yeesh:
Baba had to air his opinions too na...carry on maraji,there's freedom of speech.the aftermath might not just be guaranteed

...The Baba just finished taking Maharajuana weeds.. He is very very high on it.
...Let him continue to yawn nonsense..
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DickDastardly:
Fair is fair and you are right, but will they spare you or even listen? We can only watch what the country has become
*ringside things*

...OP, once again, u have made a point..

..Wuruwuru everywhere...Our Father land is in trouble...
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hotspec:
why did i open this thread?

...Nna, this one na man..
...But wait a minute... She fit carry better kpormor for firing. Konji ! Konji !! Konji !!!
..The thing sweet shaah
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juniorportland:
the parrot....fani Kayode is a joke, like father like son,in fact a confused human being


I wonder what APC were doing with him in the first place

junior portland

...OP, are u high on Oshogbo weeds or ur brain could not assimilate the write up ?
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TedBaker:
To push people down u'll ve to go down wif dem

..OP, you have just said a basic Universal Truth...
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MrFairplay4ume:
The two of them be like: honey you don mess again kooo... Husband: Hmmm shebi e no smell

...Oryaa quick quick, let them resume konji firing and nacking, plus including kpormor beating..

...Konji sweet nobi small. All hail Jehovah the creator and originator of konji...
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IRserveMyComent:
you must be high on somthing stronger than weed. and then your greediness no sabi part two.

...Yes, the guy smoke am for Ganja, and topam with Akure weeds; and after that, he smoke am again for India and Morocco.
..And b4 he appeared in our Nairaland beer parlour, he topam again with monkey tail.
..All these combinations are higher than one particular weed...

goodlifehyd1:
Soon na only chukwudi go dey follow am go court

...OP, why u hate Chukwudi like this ? Did he Bleep ur wife and sister, including ur step daughter at the same time ?

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Aigbofa:
Really? The same thing he has been doing since he was in his twenties! Soyinka grew up but Nigeria refused to grow, whose fault?

...Old age is now taking control.. Besides, he doesn't want to go back to prison..
..The fear of Buhari is the beginning of Wisdom.


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queenstl:
Omo, this guy get beta wife ooo

..,Ikebe Superrr.. Toto na Kandar... ....