₦airaland Forum

Aufbauh:
This is guy is just looking for an attention or maybe GEJ electoral shock is still taking its toll on him.

A genuine minister of the gospel cannot and should not be this sensational irrespective of the provocations.

.,.OP, u will understand how it feels when ur entire family are killed in one day, and u know their killers..
... U are target..watch out...
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BLACKCHARGER:
Shuoo... Lalasticlala seun
Carry am go frontpage oh

...Buhari is a foolish man. He has no friend..
...He belongs to everybody, and still belongs to Nobody...even in the other room.. Aisha refused to open Kongoh in the other room.
..If na lie, call Aisha now for confirmation..
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zoba88:
Some Nigerians living in UK today staged a protest at Nigerian High Commission over DSS attempt to arrest Apostle Johnson Suleman.They were pictured shouting 'anybody who is against Christians will not return to Nigeria alive','El-rufai is a terror in Kaduna' and more.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/nigerians-protest-in-uk-over-dss.html

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...Nigerian Revolution is looming ahead just the same way the French Revolution started in 1789..
.. I just pity the Clueless Buhari from the other room..
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midehi2:
but wait o, i believe he uses charm in marrying them, cos i see no sane woman to be the 57^th wife

mhennn! that family needs a serious liberation

....OP, u got it wrong...Nothing like Charm...
...The man promises them great Heavens on Earth. And again, he is a great Pussy Servicing Technocrat..
..The man knows how to manipulate the Kongohhhhss...
.. He is a great man.
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Kai.. The two sisters have borrowed legs and vanished...
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falcon01:
Now everybody's talking about the feet on the ground . What if the rope got sagged

OP, if u reside in Warri, then u are a Suspect for the dude death, and should be arrested for interrogation by the Police....

...The death has nothing to do with suicide...
...After he was strangulated, the killers made it to look like suicide by hanging him using that white plastic chair to climb and tie the other end of the rope on the concrete above him...
...The killer/killers was/were too lazy to fully lift the body above the ground..

...If truely the dude was a Yahoo boy, perhaps, he must have eating one of his patners' money..
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.....Oh but Buhari why ? U allowed recession to take over Nigeria. I will deal with U in the other room..
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Chosen1984:
YOU MADE SOME HUGE SENSE WITH THOSE WORDS!! ONLY THE WISE AND SPIRITUAL OPEN EYES WOULD UNDERSTAND

...Sorry OP, u have just demonstrated that ur level of foolishness has no limit...R.I.P in advance....
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Pieromania:
the gathering of the ogbonis.throw bomb there,and Nigeria wil start progressing

...OP, stop making derogatory comments about the Ogboni people. Or else, u might wake up one day without knowing who u are. Be warned.
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rheether:
Fvck him all the time.

...OP, this is best advice I have ever heard since 5000BC..In fact, u are a Bedmatic Equation Solver, and may God bless u and ur Kongoh for that singular idea..
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EHMIR:
Now that u ve brought it to the table of nairaland council of members,what do u want us to do..invade adenuga's tower...send online thugs to beat up their customer care reps or what..or wait..

Borrow 2k nd above frm them,do ur regular sub,copy ur contacts to phones..brake d sim,..go back nd retrieve it then copy the contacts back

OP, may God bless u for ur wonderful advice. It is great.
However, here is another advice. The lady should contact a generous Nairalander for help. His name is VaginaTerrorist. He is a habitual Tootoo vandalizer. Intact, after the nacking, he will settle her with 2k which is enough to recharge. His number is: 080T0T0T0T0..
....But be warned. The guy carry heavy anarconda for waist...
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Mimidiva:
I can't stop laughing, these are the kind of doctors that school went through them; not them going thru school, and from the North again, his license should be ceased, he suppose to be in the bush catching animals not experimenting on human bodies, Olodo doctor

...The said doctor swallowed Burukutu, Kaikai and Monkey tail. Thereafter, he topped it with Fulani weeds.
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Demigods666:
What's the agreement about?

...The agreement is to Free Biafra..
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veekid:
Death sentence.... ... how you wan take enjoy fvck with this one with all these bogus fat?

...The Zulu King in South Africa like them thick.
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maryjan8:
The people should give her an opportunity first, to see what she can deliver

..There is no difference between her and Buhari...
...The only two major difference is that she is more educated than Buhari. And secondly, she carry kongoh for waist..and she is hackable....
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chydii:
Someone should please intepret....

...The OP talk say one small boy carry the heavy Pipe wey de for him waist chuuk for the sweet Front Hole wey de for one big girl waist. So as he chuuk am inside the Hole, he come deposit one Holy water there, which automatically turned to Belle. The girl Belle now de rise small small. But the small boy Papa de tell him pikin to go and chuuk am again and again and again so that the girl Belle go grow quick quick. On the other side, the small boy Mama refused. She say the small boy should stop wounding the Hole wey de for the big girl waist...
So my dearest OP, na so they talk am. Nothing more, nothing less !
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...My Nairalanders, nor bi so they talk am ?
..... If na so, then, click Like. But if na lie, make u click Share...
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ikbnice:
I'm in my early twenties and my hair has started thinning by the side with my barber telling me am going bald gradually. It is still in its early stage. What can I do to revert it? I would be grateful if effective hair product/treatment is recommended.

Please help before my head looks like an egg at 23.

...OP, u have to hold Buhari responsible for ur early journey to Bald age.
...Besides, it is a blessing in disguise because u may not be spending money on barbers any longer...
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SweetLove0:
tar!!! shut up there.

are you minding that criminal? if not for the rule of law he could have been cooling his big head in jail

..OP, u are commanding a whole man with heavy dick to shut up ! Is this how u command ur husband at home on the slightest provocation ?
Please change !!!
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handysuzy:
Please, what is she saying?

...OP, she said that I should tell u in Chinese that Me and U should make arrangement to meet and do exactly that kind Thing that was done in the Garden of Eden by Adam and Eve. So, OP, I am now telling u in Fulani to contact me as soon as possible otherwise Chibok Girls will never come back.

...My email is me-and-u@konji.com or by phone: 080T0T0T0T0

...OP, nor vexoooh... Me self, I like u die...
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Jibril659:
shut up abeg

..@NextGovernor, why not shut up yourself ? Or are u one of them ?
...... StillbornGovernor....
......NextGovernor of Ajagunle Ashawo State....
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ouzo1:
Maybe na that bottle of Ogogoro wey dey their front be the fun

.... OP, that is not Ogogoro..
....It is called Morkite...or... Monkey Tail...
....... It is used to vandalize, brutalize, terrorize, panel beat, and ekwe all the Kongohs, Tomatoes, Calypsos, and or, of course, all the Totoooos....
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soberdrunk:
Women and jealousy sha!! Wont be surprised if the husband was only talking to his mother..............that is how my ex gf and i had a fight cos she saw lipstick @ the side of my lips, there is always 'an explanation'---What if i wanted to buy u lipstick and i decided to try it on to see if i will react to it if you kiss me when you put it on.......WOMEN JUMP INTO CONCLUSION TOO QUICKLY!!

....OP, for ur case of lipsticks, u are guilty are charged...

.....But for the present case, OP, abeg, help us investigate whether the fire burnt those grasses on top of the garden of Eden...
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TyrantInAsoRock:
Baba be scheming on how to part those leg

And lay his pipe into her closet


Enuff said....

Pipe Fitting is allowed.....
Nigeria and everything inside Nigeria belongs to Baba the senior Tortoise.... Even those things between the two legs of Rita, plus, including the apples, belong to Baba...
.....Baba, carry go... All na for uuuuuu !!!!
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You can do both with style. How ? U can build a house and turn it into a business: example, turn it to Hotel
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TrapQueen77:





It's really hard when the person u love will juz gone MIA without a trace... Not leaving any traces..


Hope she's fine tho...

...I believe somebody somewhere is pounding her kongoh right now...
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May God bless u for the information.. ...

Remember that the Nigerian Police Force is ur Friend Indeed... ...

AngelAhnie:
Who curve epp

Ladies with flat asss marry every Saturday

...Seconded, and in most cases, they make better homes. They have no time in flouting useless and commotion causing asses.
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...Abi, how u see am ?
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