₦airaland Forum

you2you:
Bro, thank you, the guy just make me angry bitterly, i borrow that money on april, since then they claim they are upgrading, and the guy just they advitise rubbish here,if it is him i know he will not come here to advitise and beg for refferer, Nonsense?

OP, make una take am easyoooh. Make una nor dey quarrel again. But as far as PMC is concerned, no problem. Dem go settle una. This is because PMC Real finish...
Na so I see am oooh...

This is interesting. So, finally, there is hope for the childless couples

Jodha:
Guys nag too... A lot.. More than ladies.. Plus.. From my observations.. 85% of women nag.. So yhu go run tire..

A Guy must nag to fire the kongoh.. But if ur guy does not nag for u to open the sweetie, then watch out : because another smart girl is enjoying ur banana. ..
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Alondrah:
A nagging wife or girlfriend / a cheating one. Make your choice. Some things are not the worst things ever

Avoid all of them like a leprosy patient.

hungryboy:
There are so many shady billionaires in this country

How this one take make him billions, we no even sabi,
Dem just tell us say him be software expert

Tell us one software were him invent ,
We no even sabi


Mr Churchill like Emoney and Ayiri Emami,

Is just a shady billionaire

See how mumu is worrying u....
Instead of u thinking how to become like them, or greater than them, u are busy trying to unravel how they made their billions...
...Even look at ur name @Hungryboy..
True True, Hunger will never depart from ur home if u continue to look at another man yansh.. Agbaya..

Kai...Abeg let them come and harass me everyday. This will make me to dream sweet dreams..
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DannyJ19:
No, it makes her look dumb....





infact both the fucker and the fuckee are Dumb....

OP, I never laff for so many years because of Buhari... Now, u made me to laff my belle tear. ..
Kai,.. Allah will bless u with flenty virgins...
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This is wonderful wonder..
Nigeria, we hail thee...
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HungerBAD:
This is sad.

67.2 Billion that could have built good schools round all the corners of Nigeria.

67.2 Billion that could have built world class specialist hospitals in all the States in Nigeria.

67.2 Billion that could have revamped our refineries.

67.2 Billion that could have built good roads around the Country,especially those bad roads in the East.

67.2 Billion that could have equipped our Military to be one of the best in the world.

67.2 Billion that could have touched everybody's life one way or the other in Nigeria.

But what happened?Goodluck Jonathan led a very organized crime ring,to KILL and BURY Nigeria.

About 15 people stole what belongs to almost 200 Million people.

If you are still supporting the last Government. Just walk slowly to the "Mirror" in your bathroom,and very slowly whisper to yourself " I was Born a Fool"

Then come back to this thread ,and look at the amount again "67.2 Billion" and then repeat the " I was Born a fool" again.

OP, true true, u are a born Fool..
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Where is the cake ? Abi na rice them use do cake ? Na dem sabi..

agabusta:
The people that took over in the office of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation and the Nigeria Intelligence Agency are civil servants. They are not political appointees.

They are the most senior civil servants. And the most senior was requested to take over in Acting capacity. If he bypassed the most senior now, it will lead to another uproar.

OP, ur explanation has thrown more light on this issue.
All the same, Buhari still belong to the other room.

iAudio:
but it happened on many occasions with different girls.

It is not the sperm that caused it. Tell your friend to hammer the kongoh small small each the girls are pregnant. Excessive nacking of the pussy can knock the engine hence the miscarriage. Again, tell him to reduce the intake of monkey tail...
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zolapower:
maybe u are a G guy . I pass there and I av never been harrased bf.

OP, and maybe u are a Police man trying to defend ur colleagues in crime...
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Make u involve the Kidnappers, and u will get ur money three times after the Ransome has been paid....
But make u nor tell Police say na me tell ooo.. I go deny u, I swear...

mrnigerdelta:
na una sabi

Na soooohhhh

IstandWitBuhari:
To smash ur head with better coke bottle just de hungry me

Oga, abeg make u no go commit murder abi na farther for here oo..
The OP below me is a Police Officer attached to MMM Zonal Police Command. He is watching u..

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DLondonboiy:
Don't be quick to judge...9ja police are bloody liars.

Dem fit kill innocent person put gun for him hand...

I hate 9ja police with passion.

OP, u are absolutely correct. ..
Just imagine. They placed two guns on his dead body..Does it mean he was shooting with two guns at the same time ?
He might be an innocent Soul..R.I.P
The dead stays dumb...
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ExAngel007:
this man must be eliminated

Orya, make u help us eliminate him fast.

Papiikush:
Well if his claims are legit he should sue the newspaper for misinformation and blemish to his personality but nevertheless he shot himself saying he went for a test to confirm the baby's father...

That means he has been fücking the babe. Hmmmn.... Person no even know who dey lie Cuz Davido too Sabi lie

God created Totoh for fucking. Let him panel beat shege out of any kongoh that comes across his way..

ipobarecriminals:
He be James on a few ibori offspring. It is them

OP, u funny die..
I have never laff since last year because of Buhari..
Tuale for u.
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U don enter one chance..
Na Buhari cause am..
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Serendip:
I laugh in pidgin

One of our major problems is POLITICS WITH NO IDEOLOGY. All or most of our parties or major oppositions have always been parties of DISGRUNTLED SOULS. This will never take us anywhere. Which way naija?

...Myself, I don laugh taya here in Fulani..
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shikshark:
tit for fvking tat......abeg start with stanbic ibtc, their loan repayment is about to kill my friend

OP, tell ur friend to go and pay up his debt. He should not wait for the militants to assist him..
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coolesmile:
She's looking aged and elderly!

...But her Kongoh is still panelbeatable...
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Before the next adjournment date, the woman will report back with another belle..
The husband is a good footballer while the wife is the greatest goalkeeper...
....And any woman who hesitate, refuse, and or complain, without opening the Kongoh, very wide, for her husband, shall be fired by the god of Konji, and shall give birth to sets of triplets, every year for nine years, with the safest and smoothest deliveries of all times like the Hebrew women in the Bible..
...And any man, who refuse to touch, do miliki, or fail to perform his obligation by absolute and strong nacking of the wife pusssssy, shall be liable to partial, and or, total suspension from drinking palm wine, beer, monkey tail, kparagah, origin, plus and including burukutu, etc, for one year.
..My great Nairalanders, if you agree with me, click Like, but if you disagree, then, click share...
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xstry:
Define momentum

Momentum means that Buhari sneaked to the other room but Aisha refused to open the door leading to ekwe temple. And as a result, he became more confused with an instant ear infection leading to wrong economic policies which has failed the Nation and has pushed dollar to the roof. In the mist of all these massive failures, Fayose has been shouting and shouting. He gave Buhari Red Card which made him to travel to London where Fayose Ancestors tied him in another deeper room and bluntly refused to untie him. That is why the possibility of Buhari coming back to Nigeria is almost going to be inconclusive. He will remain in London till 2019 after the election.
So if u agree with my definition of momentum, click Like. But if you refuse my definition the same way Buhari refused Fayose advice, then click share so that Fayose ancestors will untie Buhari in London....
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