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Ezendimmuo:
Good day guys...
I am a Corper serving in Rivers state...
My girlfriend has been asking me when we would get paid as of last month...
Well
We got paid on Thursday..
She was asking me when I was going to give her her share...
Mind you..
This Rivers state government doesn't pay corpers..
Even my PPA doesn't pay...
I have to manage 33k in a strange land...which I why I actually ventured into side hustles...
Just this week alone...
I have sent her like 3k...
She became upset when I told her we'll discuss how much I'd give her later...
She said she didn't wanna talk tor and started giving me cold answers...
I respectfully hung up..

Am I selfish

Guy common

You can barely take care of yourself

Instead of giving her that money, save some or recharge your mum and dad phone every month instead

They will be praying for you

Gnosis777:
Oh my, wtf...he bit this woman in her back....smh!

What a man walai....

olancho:
This is becoming a child's play. I will declare on Monday.

Are you for real

You think it's child play when the custodian of an oil country's apex bank declares for presidency....

Typicool8:
Just imagine the impunity

Nigeria can't be a real country oo

I don't know if this kind of a thing happens anywhere else

Omihanifa:
They don dey feed Baba with heavy late night food

walai...

as a bachelor i always ate dinner before 630pm

madam enter dey serve person food late, you complain taya and get used to it let peace reign

Bobmarie:
I really don’t care what my mother sleeps with.


If I reply your disgusting message, make I bend.

Fixed

Bobmarie:
May whatever thing you worship absolve you of stupidity.

go and continue sleeping with your dogs

Elostar:
Is there still African African player there?
or are there no African players at Liverpool? Think b4 u post

hahaha

the joke is on you, go back and learn english comprehension

Nigerian police complaining that another colleague has quesionable character

This is joke of the week

FireUpNow:
In all, I always tell most football fans that Champions league is a culture and few clubs know this culture, the likes of Real Madrid, AC Milan, Liverpool, Man UTD, Barcelona, Juventus, Chelsea, Ajax, Olympic M etc are the teams that know this culture, teams like Man City,PSG, Arsenal and co must learn this culture fast. Pep Guardiola should sacked as Man City manager because it seems he cann deliver the UCL to any other club outside Barcelona. With all monies he has spent in a quiring players as a Man City manager, he can't do it in Europe.

Tell me you are a Chelsea fan without saying it

KevMitnick:
The people are wise..hail them in public and live. Only fools will mock mad men with gun in public.

Truth, you can't argue with armed men

habsydiamond:
HIV what!!!! .... Seeing that tweet, the guy go nearly pee for body ooo... To even use PEP don lapse... Depression go nearly kill this guy oo

No worries
If her viral load is low, the man is good to go

She's just a bitter person

Activist my arse

paulolee:
it seems FIFA colected the list from CAF bcoz these guys were all in AFCON and am even surprised to see that notorious sikazwe dt broke tunisa heart by ending the game in the 85mins, but still FIFA still selected him..
am happy seeing the best ref in Africa, Gassama..

The same people wey run 100 meters na same go run 4x100meters

Sweetplum:
Sad she couldn't make it back.
Some people ll appear dead and not in coma and then come back to life. Some manage to survive and live on.

Meanwhile, how many of una watch that Telenovela, Second Chance (Elcuerpo Deseo)?
Salvador, Pedro Jose Donoso, Isabel Rojas and co?

Nice telenova that year

Whazar:
I love war like mad

Oshe God of war

Praxis758:
This will test the diplomatic weight of Canada.

Let’s see good Canada is in propaganda and diplomacy

A disgraced retired general turned mercenary

Are you joking or what??

Even if Canada sent him, have you not heard about "disavowing someone"?

No way bro

Islandlady:
My fellow ladies all that glitters is not gold

Evil people have takeh over,
May her killers die a more horrible death 10times her own...r.i.p girlie

I will soon be force to show no remorse to any lady that decides to go for the flashy things of life and learned the hard way

There's always that group of people who never learn from others...

I hear lots of girls are missing in asaba of late, all because flashy things and all that

No to abortion

It is a sin against God

Babies lives matter

I saw one zombie on twitter by the name, David offor, eulogizing this clown for all he has done in kogi..

People dey oo

ValCon888:
Most likely carbon monoxide poisoning.
They couldn't fûck with the windows open.
So the man shut all the windows and switched on the AC.

And that was the beginning of the end.

Edit: Let me break it down for those who don't understand.

The SUV's engine produces a lot of toxic gases which flows through the vehicle's exhaust system.

The most common way of carbon monoxide poisoning is when the car’s AC is on and it is parked in a garage or a space with limited airflow.

The SUV’s AC intake pulls in the air which now mixes with the exhaust gases.

The carbon monoxide is odourless, so it goes undetected and slowly kills the occupants of the car.

Plausible but not in this case

The car was parked outdoors on a lonely road

DaveDGreat:
Before you go the tribal line, Oche isn't an Igbo man.

As for your second statement, is it right for him to use his office as the director of a political directorate of a Church with diverse people and interests to endorse a person?

Talk with conscience bro.

Zombies have no conscience

They are dead men walking

chrisdstar:
You obviously don't know your country. Oche is not an Igbo name. Y'all should leave Igbos alone.
Oche is either a Benue or kogi name

This is very worrisome

How grown men(sic) pander to tribalism at every given opportunity

Every name sounds like Igbo

Igbos living rent free in their cursed heads all the time

MALIGNANTGuest:
This was how RCCG ushered in PMB..
Now they have started again.

Imagine nonsense

A VP in a failed administration is the 'only' one to bail the country out

Na so God hate us reach?

Despite his failings, haba now

Tinubuadvocate:
Who is oche? Is that not igbo name Timothy sin is because he support his brother.

Igbo will finish you there

Golan007:
The only thing I like about Tonto is that she knows her calling.

Shebi she said she's evangelist the other time

BeeBeeOoh:


Amaju Pinnick = Bad Luck

Confirm badluck man walai.....his tenure so unfortunate like buhari own

sanpipita:
A whole Chief Of Staff getting taken out just like that, even boko haram has barely touched our generals talk more of chief of staff, every day Russia military keeps getting exposed to ridicule.

Next thing we will hear Putin himself has been injured at the war front.

If your generals don't go to the field, how will they get touched? Inside AC office

Malory:
Buhari a massive failure. Lawlessness is the Hallmark of this inglorious regime

We will always remember him for that
History will never be kind to that man

naija4life247:
Muslim North will not vote a known Pastor as President. Though Osinbajo is a fake Pastor, but the title is enough for the North to ostracize him.

I was think RCCG should be smart enough to know this, bit coming openly in such manner will trigger northern Muslim elements

Let's see how it goes

Gravatar:
I usually avoid threads like this, filled with "beer parlor" information from ignorant and uninformed people, but I have time this morning, na bank holiday here.

Sometimes e good to apply common sense to everything in life first.

Toyota is overwhelmingly the most popular automaker in much of Nigeria, except for pockets in the North where its often neck and neck with or beaten by Honda, Peugeot, etc.

Applying common sense to this fact, which brand engines you feel say go full market?

If 6 of 10 vehicles on the roads are Toyota vehicles, would you expect to go to an auto parts market and 6 of 10 engines would be Honda engines? Common sense.

If 6 of 10 people own toyotas, knowing Nigerians are generally bad at vehicle maintenance, which model you feel say people go find their spare parts more? Common sense

Are Toyotas perfect? Definitely not. Specific models have specific issues. But una no dey ever tire for this "Toyotas are light" or "Toyotas are easily stolen", among several other ignorant and unsubstantiated statements?

Toyotas are in high demand all over the world. It is not a Nigerian phenomenon. The Corolla is the best selling passenger sedan worldwide for a reason, and the people that came up with that conclusion did not even factor Nigeria into their research, because how many people dey buy car brand new for Nigeria?

If toyotas are in such high demand and command relatively high prices compared to similar models in the same class, which models do you think thieves would target?

Thief wey steal Honda Civic, how much you feel say im go sell am for?

Third wey vandalize Honda Accord parts like ECU, window switches, Entertainment system, how much e go sell am for?

Why that thief no go target Toyota instead?

Common sense.

Whenever you wan claim say Toyotas dey light, get online and find the gross weight of the model, and compare it with the gross weight of a similar non-Toyota in the same category. You may find that the Toyota may be lighter or heavier than the other model. The point is, enlighten yourself with facts, not what Monsuru mechanic said after 6 bottles.

If person begin analyse all the ignorance fueled information on this page, e go be full time job, I already have one of those, so I no do.

If after this, common sense still no wan enter your head, my brother or sister, carry go.

Apparently common sense is not so common

OkoroBufo:
SS have always make it clear enough that they are not part of SE. "SS/SE" tag is as fake as Ini Edo's ass. When jungle mature, everyone go answer hin papa name.
God bless our Incoming President, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

-Okoro bufo

Lol

Anything that makes you sleep is ok

illicit:
Is that our problem as a nation

beastiality is an offense