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Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by ARareGem(f): 8:48pm On Feb 01, 2012
^Lollest.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=853328.msg10099421#msg10099421 date=1328125030][color=#000030]^^^
Amnesia ke? That must be ARareAmnesia. . . tongue
[/color][/quote]Yes o, it's called 'Selective Amnesia'. It usually occurs when an event never took place. Just google it. tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by ARareGem(f): 8:38pm On Feb 01, 2012
No be small. Man Woman must survive. Ehem, how that your fish business na? tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Basketmouth Comments On The New Blackberry Porsche. by ARareGem(f): 8:35pm On Feb 01, 2012
^Seriously. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by ARareGem(f): 8:32pm On Feb 01, 2012
Where Madam ID na? I be one vex buy Champagne.
Jokes Etc › Re: ASUU by ARareGem(f): 8:24pm On Feb 01, 2012
I nor know o. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by ARareGem(f): 8:17pm On Feb 01, 2012
mikuz:
Araregem you are breaking my heart. Why?
otooro:
Araregem, u're breaking my heart cry cry cry
What have I done o? Abeg, free me. embarassed

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=853328.msg10098582#msg10098582 date=1328117490][color=#000030]Guys stop crying!. . . She's with me now. smiley[/color][/quote]Oh, I am? I must be suffering from amnesia. tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by ARareGem(f): 8:11pm On Feb 01, 2012
^You don't want to know.

Evening all, thank God for the fresh air in here.
Jokes Etc › Re: Man And Boy by ARareGem(f): 8:05am On Feb 01, 2012
Cute. smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by ARareGem(f): 8:04am On Feb 01, 2012
Funny.
Jokes Etc › Re: The Pastor And The Smoker by ARareGem(f): 8:00am On Feb 01, 2012
. . . . . . .
Romance › Re: He Deserves A Payback by ARareGem(f): 8:50pm On Jan 31, 2012
Abeg, how old is this your cousin? The whole 'payback' business is foolery.
Romance › Re: Campus Blues. . . . by ARareGem(f): 8:38pm On Jan 31, 2012
I await. . .
Forum Games › Re: ¤¤ I Have A Thing For ¤¤ by ARareGem(f): 8:30pm On Jan 31, 2012
Annoying people.
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Who's Neҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳt?◄╝ by ARareGem(f): 8:29pm On Jan 31, 2012
Bekay?
Jokes Etc › Re: The Pastor And The Smoker by ARareGem(f): 8:20pm On Jan 31, 2012
Er, I haven't seen it before and it's funny.
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by ARareGem(f): 8:13pm On Jan 31, 2012
Dani1luv, why should you expect her to take it easy? Don't you see the rubbish going on in her thread? Na wa for this section.
Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by ARareGem(f): 8:09pm On Jan 31, 2012
Mikuz, o gini? Are you owing me money?
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Help Me. . . by ARareGem(f): 8:02pm On Jan 31, 2012
Then check yourself into an asylum. undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Drop Your Wash Line by ARareGem(f): 7:58pm On Jan 31, 2012
I'm the Queen of England's niece.

#na wash#
Jokes Etc › Re: Drop Your Wash Line by ARareGem(f): 7:47pm On Jan 31, 2012
I find this thread very funny
#na wash#




But na wa for Naija slangs sha
Politics › Re: Where Are Jonathan's 1600 Buses? by ARareGem(f): 7:13pm On Jan 31, 2012
That's the $64,000 question. What a shame.
Jokes Etc › Re: He Has Come And Gone ( Etc ) by ARareGem(f): 8:34am On Jan 30, 2012
Lol.
Jokes Etc › Re: Usa No Pass Us Jare by ARareGem(f): 8:31am On Jan 30, 2012
Cool stuff.
Jokes Etc › Re: The Lasting Solution To Subsidy Is Here! Yes! by ARareGem(f): 8:27am On Jan 30, 2012
Hmmn, lol.
Jokes Etc › Re: Wash Away Ur Sin by ARareGem(f): 8:15am On Jan 30, 2012
Lol!
Jokes Etc › Re: The Lasting Solution To Subsidy Is Here! Yes! by ARareGem(f): 8:11am On Jan 30, 2012
^Lol.

otooro:
thank you, my lady kiss kiss kiss

where have u been?! long tym! wink
I took a vacation and went to Venus. It was a hot experience. smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by ARareGem(f): 8:07am On Jan 30, 2012
[quote author=~Mikael~ link=topic=853328.msg10066030#msg10066030 date=1327741397][color=#000030]An Italian Man Visits New York

**[read with an Italian accent] **


One day I'm'a gonna New York to big'a hotel. In'a morning I go to eat'a breakfast. I tell'a waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She bring me one piss. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on'a my plate. She say you better not piss on'a plate, you son'a ma bit[i]c[/i]h.
I don't even know the lady and she call'a me a sonna ma bit[i]c[/i]h. huh

Later I go to eat at the big'a restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell'a her I wanna fork. She tell'a me everyone wanna fork. I tell'a her you no understand. I wanna fork on the table. She say better not bleep on the table, you son'a ma bit[i]c[/i]h.

I don't even know the lady and she call'a me a sonna ma bit[i]c[/i]h. huh

So I go to room'a in'a hotel and there is no sheets on'a my bed. I call'a the manager and tell'a him I wanna sheet. He tell'a me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna sheet on'a my bed. He say you better not sheet on'a bed, you son'a ma bit[i]c[/i]h.

I dont even know the man and he call'a me sonna ma bit[i]c[/i]h. huh

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you son'a ma bit[i]c[/i]h. undecided

I gonna go back to Italy. cool
[/color][/quote]Awww, poor guy. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: The Lasting Solution To Subsidy Is Here! Yes! by ARareGem(f): 8:03am On Jan 30, 2012
Sort of funny.
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys: Bunmioguns Or Booqee? Choose One: by ARareGem(f): 7:43am On Jan 30, 2012
Smh.
Jokes Etc › Re: ewuooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo by ARareGem(f): 12:09am On Jan 27, 2012
. . . . . .
Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by ARareGem(f): 11:55pm On Jan 26, 2012
Mikuz
Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by ARareGem(f): 11:30pm On Jan 26, 2012
May your fingers remain glued like that forever! Amen!!!

How many ID's do you have? undecided

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