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Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by ARareGem(f): 11:11pm On Jan 26, 2012

It's like you're hoping there would be.

Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by ARareGem(f): 4:44pm On Jan 26, 2012

mikuz:
Sexkillz your last joke go make Araregem h orny o

Na you know me pass o. Mtcheew.

Romance › Re: Why Nigeria Girls Are Beautiful On by ARareGem(f): 9:29pm On Jan 24, 2012

Lovely thread. undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: My First Joke 4 D Yr 2012 ( New Yr Joke) by ARareGem(f): 9:19pm On Jan 24, 2012

Don, e don near. How body?

Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by ARareGem(f): 9:17pm On Jan 24, 2012

Idowuogbo:
^Madam d hunger wire u enter here tru tru o,chunk of meat for dat ur surf board belle

U wan diasble ur intestines? oh gal make dem bring u d exotic snail first with a glass of wine u hia.

*Gulps down the bottle of wine in a flash and grabs the plate of snails*
Girl, snails are even better. The king hunger when dey catch me nor be here o. I could even eat a whole dinosaur. embarassed

Celebrities › Re: Check Out Tonto Dikeh In This Hot Leopard Skin Outfit by ARareGem(f): 9:01pm On Jan 24, 2012

Tonto needs to shoot the photographer who let this picture loose. It's embarrassing!

Jokes Etc › Re: Broken Clock by ARareGem(f): 8:46pm On Jan 24, 2012

. . .and they have another row. Funny. cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Training by ARareGem(f): 8:14pm On Jan 24, 2012

Lol.

Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by ARareGem(f): 8:11pm On Jan 24, 2012

^Now that's quite funny. cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Men Are Impossible To Please! >:( by ARareGem(f): 8:09pm On Jan 24, 2012

I dunno what to say.

Jokes Etc › Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by ARareGem(f): 8:01pm On Jan 24, 2012

Chuckles.

Jokes Etc › Re: To Love, Honour And Obey by ARareGem(f): 7:49pm On Jan 24, 2012

mikuz:
ARareGem !!

O gini! Why you dey shout my name like that?!

Jokes Etc › Re: To Love, Honour And Obey by ARareGem(f): 7:47pm On Jan 24, 2012

mustspin:
na wah o, joke dey cute?

Yes na. They can be cute, sexy, hot, cold- whatever I like. tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: My First Joke 4 D Yr 2012 ( New Yr Joke) by ARareGem(f): 7:43pm On Jan 24, 2012

^What's up?

Jokes Etc › Re: To Love, Honour And Obey by ARareGem(f): 12:44am On Jan 24, 2012

Cute.

Jokes Etc › Re: Sharp Husband! by ARareGem(f): 12:40am On Jan 24, 2012

Funny.

Education › Re: ---- by ARareGem(f): 9:53am On Jan 23, 2012

See JAMB question! My dear, stick to the UK.

Jokes Etc › Re: See My Mate by ARareGem(f): 7:16pm On Jan 21, 2012

I'm fine. E be like say I go soon join the group of siddon look and read sef.

Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by ARareGem(f): 7:13pm On Jan 21, 2012

Outside the lounge, Gem slaps his hand off her shoulder. Thinking to herself. . . he doesn't know that no juju fashioned against me shall prosper.

Now she moves closer to him with a beaming smile, rests her hands on his shoulders, moves even closer and whispers. . .

Speaking about love, do you know that uhm. . . Jesus loves you? tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: See My Mate by ARareGem(f): 6:57pm On Jan 21, 2012

dani1luv:
LWFMF (laff wan finish my fuel) i xo much loff d joke, hehe

bh d thread title nor make sense,

So you still dey? angry

mikuz:
@araregem,
i aint wearing no goggles, na a million dollar spectacles i wear so!
Can i have ya yim please?
Its very urgent.

What's so urgent? 'Nways, leave your yim.

Romance › Re: He Wants To Divorce Her After She Delievered Their 5th Female Child by ARareGem(f): 6:48pm On Jan 21, 2012

Is he literate? Does he at least have secondary education? If he does, he should know that it is what he puts in his wife that she brings out nine months later. So, it is his fault! Explain, the X and Y chromosomes to him. That aside, it is God who gives children. And what is so wrong with having girl children?? He could even adopt a boy if he wants.

Romance › Re: He Is Deeply Inlove With Her But Im Brother Na Member Of Boko Haram by ARareGem(f): 6:38pm On Jan 21, 2012

Tisk, tisk, tisk.

Jokes Etc › Re: See My Mate by ARareGem(f): 6:13pm On Jan 21, 2012

Abeg, arrange those your goggles well. Can't you see me?

Romance › Re: Beauty Shock! From Being Ugly 2 Pretty! by ARareGem(f): 6:07pm On Jan 21, 2012

MsDarkSkin:
https://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Popcorn-15-Scary-Movie.gif

Please, pass me the bowl. Lol.

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by ARareGem(f): 5:52pm On Jan 21, 2012

Beyonce- Who runs the world.

Jokes Etc › Re: See My Mate by ARareGem(f): 5:31pm On Jan 21, 2012

Lol!

Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by ARareGem(f): 5:24pm On Jan 21, 2012

Err, Bunmi, you were waiting for me? I'm here o. Do you have a business proposal for moi? undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by ARareGem(f): 5:20pm On Jan 21, 2012

^True, true, na malaria. Na only God go punish those mosquitoes! Come to think of it, ID, you really need to fumigate this your lounge.

Efe, I like this your wrapper, gele and snickers o. Are you heading somewhere? cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Mad Man by ARareGem(f): 5:09pm On Jan 21, 2012

Funny replies and funny joke. cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Fabregas by ARareGem(f): 5:06pm On Jan 21, 2012

sutoboy:
A teacher was teaching the topic examples of gases and the students gave examples such as oxygen, hydrogen,

carbondioxide and others. A boy in the class started

laughing and when the teacher asked why he was laughing, he said it remains one that has not been mentioned.

When the teacher tld him to mention the gas, he went to the board and wrote "FABREGAS"

Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by ARareGem(f): 5:04pm On Jan 21, 2012

^Hello dear.

I hate being sick. angry

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