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ekeroyal:
Now here's one for Donkollione

Donkollione and the bar

Donkollione walked into a bar and ordered three different drinks in three different glasses. He walked to a table, sat down, and began to drink each drink one at a time. When he was finished he went up to get three more.
The Bartender said, "Why do you get three different drinks? It would be a lot easier for me to mix them."
Donkollione said, "When my two brothers moved away we all promised that every day we would drink each others favourite drink."
The bartender said, "That's very cool."
So Donkollione did this for a number of years. But one day he walked in and only ordered two drinks. Everybody looked up and bowed their head. When Donkollione walked up to the bartender the bartender said, "I am so sorry about your brother."
Donkollione looked at him funny and said, "Oh No, everybody's all right it's just that I stopped drinking. I must honour my promise to my brothers."

Hehe

Love the first joke

Oh my word!

DONkollione:
^^

i know i know iv just healed u of ur river blindness. Go n sin no more!

So says the blind priest.

Nor be only miss period. Hmmn. . .

My goodness! What have you turned into? SMH at new Mikuz.

All this stress 'cause someone signed up in NL. Na wa for Nairalanders.

G'morning, 1stklass.

Madness!

Eternal

Jesus and music.

Okay.

^I wonder.

^But it was still funny. Shoir. Poor guy.

^Yeah, right.

You ask a question you already know the answer to.

I will look up to the hills from whence cometh my help. My help cometh from the Lord, Ezemo.
Thank you my helper. You're always there comforting me and working things out. I bless your holy name.

I'll pass, thank you very much. [s]I nor dey like to count five, five naira.[/s]

I see.

^ Guy, what are you going on about?

Indeedy, how come?

The joke is still funny.

Ahem *Clears throat*.

ekeroyal:
here's one more for those valentine's day freak

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering
up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I bought you a drink?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the pub started staring at them. Naturally, the guy was terribly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see,
I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." At this the guy responds, at the top of his lungs,
"What do you mean, $300?"

He he. Two can play that game.

^ :p

@ all- I'm fine and wishn you a nice rest.

Killz, hello.

Don, nor be the same person. Lol

Bunmi, hw are ya doin?

Bin, you made me laugh!

^ Guy, you harsh o. But true talk.

Mikuz, hw far na?

Lollest!

Hmmn