₦airaland Forum

ememonl:
Off course it is completly senseless and inconsiderate of the rights of other road users.

But again this is Nigeria Where any thing goes. Until we rid ourselves of curruption such selfish activities will not cease.

Mean while it is raining heavily in my area in Abuja right now. Sweetly Un-believable

http://5slate..com/2012/02/i-want-to-marry-my-mother-zimbabwean.html

^^I went to that blog. What a shocking news! Lord have mercy

Absolutely not. But as long as we are in Naija, anything goes.

What are y'all waiting for?? Start applying!

Hehehe

^Don't you wish. Hehehe *Continues singing Why me?*

PretiEbony:
Nice jokes

PretiEbony, it have tey! Hope you're good dearie.

Lol at last joke!

Hehe. Ode Remo=Stales=Studio Cfr=Same person. . . but I don't give a hoot. I even hear that you're also Bushy Anus. Studio, only you with a 100 ids? If you like open 50 more, that's your stress. I already told you, if you can't find humour in it, then exit my thread, walk into a lion's den, get chewed ever. . . so. . . slowly and DIE. Mtchew.
Orhuvwe!

*Singing to myself: He wouldn't leave me alone, always calling my phone. . . File! Ah, im no gree. . . Just tell me why me?* Hehehe.

Aow u take know say na im I won fix? Hmmn. . . have a luvly day. Tata

Lol at 'Bouqee never ignore Donkollione!'.

Se u r his spokesperson? Hehe

ID, this early morning? 'Nways, how body?

I laughed at the first post, cherished the second and found the third interesting. Impressive ones, poster.

^ Can I help you?

Na wa o. Na me dem dey discuss like this?

This is not a joke obviously. It's an ETC. Besides, if u can't find humour in it, feel free to walk into a lion's den.

Er, Oga Dani, I'm so glad I could impress you.

Mikuz, you gave her the moon? Wow!

My boyfriend of 15 years, 9 months, 2 days and 4 hours just broke up with me.
He said he could no longer keep up with my demands. Everyone knows I'm not that demanding. But I just asked for a private jet and he didn't even have the curtsy to give me the £4,000 I was supposed to use for shopping in Dubai. Now what am I going to do? I was looking forward to that trip.

Ozegbe:
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under an helicopter. Ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to making sacrifices to make the world a better place. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men holding the rope started clapping. Looooolllz

Lollest!

You obviously don't read much.

otooro:
^^^ hmmnn. . . . . .

how come she overpowered him?

You tell me.

Hear! Hear!

Hmmn. . .

Chuckles

I see. . .

honeric01:
well yea i am, but how did you know? must have crammed it huh? nice one though,

you read a million times? how many minutes did it take you?

Crammed ke? What are you feeling like? Guess you don't remember the thread Jackpot opened claiming Nov. has the most births. . .

DONkollione:
Me sef na maylite o. . But whr is d joke now?

Don, for real?

Read over a million times. Aren't u a Maylite?

Birth~month mate, this is dissapointing. Not funny.

Oya, kneel down lemme pray for you. I bind that spirit of possessive and stingy girlfriends away from you!! Shout amen na.

Seriously, I suggest that you let the one -of those girlfriends- you really like know what you want. Have you considered that if they are only seeking and not giving maybe they are not that into you?

phraoh:
Babe: baby do u still luv me like before?
Guy: yes luv! My luv for u will never change.
Babe: dats my babyyyy(y)
Babe: I want u to buy me somtin.
Guy: just name it
Babe: its just one BB porsche sha,
Guy: no problem.just find out d price and let me knw
Babe:its 450 000 naira
Guy: is it manual or authomatic?is it still in a good shape,as in,d engine. Have u checked d fuel consumption too?
Babe: honey,is not a car o. its a phone.
Guy: : huh phone?!
Guy: dat means it will have a fridge,generator set,plasma and a wardrobe,abi?
Babe:are u buyin it or not?
Guy: pls am not o! I cnt!:O
Babe: Helloooooo!
Guy: Hiiiiiiiii !
Babe: dnt even border again. I'll call alhaji to get it for me dis evenin.
Guy: Better still,call Atiku,he will be faster
Babe:am goin to delete u
Guy:is ur fone hanging? Cos I have deleted u since u mentioned porsche.
Guy: ! How much is bride price even in igbo land sef

How stingy.

Vikin:
Lesson all: Fast and pray before you chop any girl punana  wey dey for West africa .

Na warning be this oh!!

What the heck!

solomon111:
What is rare about your gem if you dont have the sense realize the need to vote during elections.
And yet you moan about the state of things in Nigeria.
I hope i never catch you complaining about Nigeria on any thread,because that would be the height of hypocrisy and self deceit.

Excuse me? Do I know you? I will NOT vote until I have found a worthy candidate. Someone with true intentions, sensible and good for the job. Someone ready to reform Nigeria. And I will continue to 'complain' about Nigeria until I see the changes. What is hypocritical and deceitful about that?? What rubbish.

Hmmn. . . No one says it plain like Soyinka.

Giant of Africa, we have a long way to go.

I don't vote. Have better things to do with my time.