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Lollest!

Funny.

Very fine, Dr. Killz. Hope the same applies to you.

^Lollest!

^I was just waiting for someone like you to pick on that one word.

Funny.

Corrupt ke? Disgrace family ni? Hehe. Only you know what you're talking about o.

^Spoil sport.

Funny.

Ehen, ?

This really does keep me abreast of latest happenings. Hehe

Em, Lucario, sorry for the late response, buh I don't support no party.

Idowuogbo:
Newbie d real gal jokers are undercover.This section is getting boring and Yes am d voice for d gals.

Urs truly

Badosky x

And for the answer to your other question, our Voice has said it.

So he did it? Nice.

Cute. More quarrels.

^Yeah, right.

Ohmygawd! Totally embarrassing.

Almost 70% of females in Nigeria have big tummies probably because we don't exercise much and our diets unhealthy. Personally, I fear having a big tummy, yet I still don't take exercising seriously.

I'm good, dearie.

Studio, for the love of God stay outta my business. I don't want! Is it by force? Why me??

I sure will

My friend from Pluto, what's up? Have a lovely day.

I sure would like to see that recharge card o. Sutoboy, don't you dare go back on your word!

Hmmn. . .

That's a wicked prayer.

Lady Winona:
Lol. Had seen the joke or should I say prayer earlier and a single gal posted this as the reply:From the Babes, this Valentine.
We have heard all your "fall down and die wi fire" prayers. Have you ever wondered why your man keeps coming back to us? Ok li'l 'proper' wifie- 1. When was the last time you hugged ur hubby seductively? 2. Have you even sat playfully on ur man's laps before? 3. When was the last time you batted ur lashes at ur hubby and spoke in a baby voice demanding for something that was not a kitchen appliance? 4. When was the last time you flirted with ur hubby(after ur honeymoon)? 5. When was the last time you sent a playful love message(not shopping list) to ur husband dear? 6. When was the last time u 'killed' ur hubby with a shattering kiss!? 7. When was the last time you dressed up sexy just to blow his mind? 8. When was the last time u went too ur hobby's office for a surprise 'quickie' that would put a silly smile on his face for the rest of the week? Pls don't bother to do any of these. We are doing it all for you. We got ur man round our, er little fingers. And we are praying too for your , er, our man's well being,
A̶̲̥̅̊rε̲̣̣̣̥ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ making sense?

[size=18pt]Falls down from Mount. Everest laughing![/size]

@ Original post------> [size=28pt]Hear! Hear![/size]

totorimi:
This is bullsh1t, today is St. Valentine's Day. One day in the year when all free minds are allowed to express their love to their loved ones. No excuses no stories. Nobody knows tomorrow so we must be merry, single and free to mingle. Nobody is gonna stop the party. Thank God for civilisation, everything has been made possible for us. Be with the one you trulylove and enjoy your life like there is no tomorrow. [/b]Love eachother because nobody knows tomorrow. [b]Dont deny yourself anything, throw all caution to the winds and enjoy and be happy. Nobody is gonna spoil today for us with some old school story. Wish it was a Friday it would have been groovy. [/b]Tomorrow we will all come and share the blissful experiences. Enjoyyyyyyyyy

[b]I fear for the impending doom for people who think like this! SMH. Foolishness at it's peak. A little application of common sense would be in order.

Decide on what?

[size=28pt]Amen!!! Hilarious!  [/size]

Will do.

Lol at original post!

bin gbagbo:
donkollione is the best boyfriend u can have on nairaland, if u doubt this, try sutoboy!!

Falls of the mango tree laughing.

Agybabe:
*enters thread* hello
ARareGem you have got a cool joke here.

Hello, how have you been?

booqee:
Ah ah. . .dis is still funny nah. Not even for etc, its okay for joke. Nice one. I'm feeling you.

Better person, thank you.