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SeverusSnape:
Wow!...I just tried it, It worked. Thanks Abiola, I'm so grateful.

You're welcome man.

Sup nairalanders, I came up with this thread to show you guys a couple of easy and interesting songs a choir can rehearse and sing in no time. ♦ Alpha and Omega
♦ Your Grace and Mercy
♦ Everything
♦ Our Father, You Are Holy
♦ Jesus Is His Name
♦ God Is (An Awesome God)
♦ Why We Sing
♦ My Life Is In Your Hands
♦ Oh Lord, We Praise You
♦ I’ve Got a Testimony
♦ Emmanuel
♦ Battlefield
♦ It Was a Great Thing
♦ Hosanna
♦ God Is Able
♦ Awesome Wonder
♦ Making a Way
♦ He’s Alright
♦ Redeemed
♦ Job’s Song (Blessed)
♦ I Just Can’t Tell It All
♦ My Soul Is Satisfied
♦ Mighty King
To get these songs, all u have to do is google the names of your preferred song with "mp3"besides it.For example if i'm downloading "It was a great thing", i'll just type, it was a great thing mp3 in my google bar.I hope this has been helpful for as many that are still looking for songs to rehearse on Saturday and sing in church on Sunday..

I am happy to inform you that
there is a trick with which you can download
any video you have been longing to with your
mobile phone opera mini browser! "How are
you gonna do this?" you may ask yourself, I
will teach you the downloading process in
just five steps.
Go to youtube's video website
www.youtube.com
In the youtube search bar, search for any
video you like, e.g. You may type something
like this "how to repair any computer" in the
search bar and then click on search
you'll see a list of video search results
relating to what you just searched, select
any video you like by clicking on it, note, do
not click on watch video
Go to the address bar, i.e. (Where you
usually type the address of any website you
like to visit.) and click on it, there you'll see
an address that looks like this
"m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en-
GB&client=mv-google&v=yPD346Zh6jo "
Delete the m. and replace it with ss now
your address should look like
this "ssyoutube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en-
GB&client=mv-google&v=yPD346Zh6jo" click
ok, a new page (i.e. Download page) where
you can download your video will loaded
On the new page loaded, you will see
different video formats with which you can
download your video, some of the formats
you'll see are " .mp4 .3gp .flvetc. Select any
format you'll like but I'll advice you to
choose mp4, then...
Your opera mini browser will ask you to
choose a folder in which you'll like to save
your video, choose any folder you'll like and
then... Download the video..If you encounter any problem pls don't hesitate to ask questions..

foolish talk

qtx:
Unfortunately whoever wins here doesn't mean the person will win in real life bc nairaland does not constitute even 0.0001% of the voting population of Nigeria.
However, since its something we just have to use to while away time and say our minds, i will say GEj all the way.
Take not that there are several reasons GEJ will carry the day not because he is the best product Nigeria as a whole has but in comparison to GMB, GEJ is a better material on some grounds, e.g Buhari seems to be coming with military indiscipline mentality to a democratic system, nation and people it will not work again if it worked before bc there are laws and rules to also control him except he decides to be lawless which will defeat one of the basic tenets of good leadership people will expect from him, secondly, he seems to be fighting to get the power by all cost not because he actually has a plan to deliver results and make a difference or even understand practically what the problems of Nigeria are(example, he said he will stabilize petrol prize).Another example the problem of Nigeria is way beyond boko haram bc other problems precipitated boko haram which will need to be tackled before boko haram will be fixed. Also, buhari may spend energy victimizing past or present offenders of crime leaving behind the main agenda of delivering the dividends of good leadership to the people e.g, building hospitals, schools, creating jobs, fighting boko haram etc.
I can go on and on, but you see GEJ already is inside, fighting from the inside, he understands where what is happening is happening right now he needs more time to fix things.
Write it down that even if by any means you have change of govt through 2015 election at federal level the new president after grabbing the position will address the nation and what you will hear will be something like this" great people of nigeria, there is enormous task ahead of us all, but we are not deterred as we assure you we will deliver but we need sometime as we are not magician but together with your support we will get there"
What have you deduced from such a statement, ?"We need time" We are not Magicians" the same time GEJ needs to finish work.
Buhari is not a magician so dont be deceived that if he wins things will change in 4yrs.
Anyway, I see GEj wining 2015. My understanding, dont crucify me, bring yours to the page lets see your reasoning.

You and I know dat d issue of boko haram should be tackled first, do u know we've all forgotten abt almost 250 chibok girls adopted by these terrorists.I think Nigeria needs a more active president and Gej is not.

Hello nairalanders, I came up with dis thread to know who we all want as our president. As for me i'll choose any oda person but definitely not GEJ because GEJ has offered nothing good to dis country.Who will u choose.

1. Massage your lips with
aloe-vera gel for
treating dry lips,
removing dirt and
lightening lips complexion.
Antioxidants in aloe gel
are very effective in
lightening dark lips and
making it pink. Take some
aloe gel and gently
massage it to lips for 15
minutes and then wash it
off using warm water.
2. Since lemon is a natural
cleanser, it cleans the
dirt on lips, making it look
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acts as a bleaching agent
for skin. Take fresh
lemon juice and rub it to
your lips. This will help to
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C present in lemon
lightens the lips making it
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peels are also rich in
vitamin C which is useful
in lightening dark lips.
3. Milk cream is full of
nutrients and moisture
that make it one of the
best remedy for
lightening the complexion
of lips. Take some milk
cream and add rose petals
to it. Now allow it to cool
in refrigerator for 20
minutes. Remove it and
gently massage it to the
lips. Now let it rest on
lips for 15 minutes and
then wash it. Milk and
rose petal mixture will
make your lips pink in a
few days.
4. Olive oil mixed with honey
and lemon juices makes
lips red and gives it a
seducing effect. Olive oil
is rich in vitamin E and
moisture that make lips
glowing and soft. Apply
this oil to lips before
sleeping and repeat it for
some days. Soon you will
notice that your lips are
turning pink.
5. Cucumbers are rich in
skin lightening properties
and lots of water that
help to make lips moist
and pink. Take cucumber
slice and keep it on lips
daily for 15 minutes.
6. A mixture of beetroot
and carrot paste can be
applied to lips to give it
an attractive shade.

1)Girls will spend 90% of the day talking with you about their matter like;Does this hair fits me?;Should Genevieve marry Dbanj?Wetin concern me.
2)Most girls are guilty of this one;The moment u try complementing another girl,omo na wahala u dey find.
3)B4 i forget,Girls fit use fone disturb person,this one is the major problem.As for me i dont av a good ba3 and wen one girl is calling me like 3times in an hour,help me calculate how many times she calls in a day,person ba3 for don drain finish.
4)Haaa,Girls can kill one with perfume;There's this pef my girl uses now,i'm telling u if u're an asthma patient u 4 don go visit baba God since.
5)Finally,Girls can't do without kissing,even when u're in the toilet dem no one know na ur lips sure pass...
Pls girls dont b offended these are just my observations.

[quote author=Lilimax post=27488544][/quote]One word

That prayer no dey pass roof.

3coins:
is marrying a virgin a must?. . .not all virgins are well behaved. . .i will be contented with a non virgin provided she is well behaved and can give me children

Imagin!!see how many likes for that,i say 80% percent of nigerians have been disflowered since Js1,what a pity.

SOUTH AFRICANS PLS BEWARE OF THESE BOKO BOYS,THEY'RE VERY DANGEROUS OH.

An undefined number of Chibok schools abducted in April, has been freed! PremiumTimes reports with reference to senior military sources that two Toyota Hiace buses with the girls inside were driven into the Maimalari Barracks in Maiduguri, Borno State, this evening, September 23. Defence Spokesperson Chris Olukolade CONFIRMED the information. According to him, the action is still in process and the official statement will be made soon. The leader of #BringBackOurGirls movement Obi Ezekwesili also confirmed the circulating reports. Her recent tweets read: It would be recalled that yesterday it was made known that the Nigerian authorities and the Boko Haram side, responsible for the abduction, finally agreed on the release of all 219 Chibok girls in exchange for 18 sect commanders currently in detention. The decision was allegedly made after months of secret talks held with the group regarding the issue..

An undefined number of Chibok schools abducted in April, has been freed! PremiumTimes reports with reference to senior military sources that two Toyota Hiace buses with the girls inside were driven into the Maimalari Barracks in Maiduguri, Borno State, this evening, September 23. Defence Spokesperson Chris Olukolade CONFIRMED the information. According to him, the action is still in process and the official statement will be made soon. The leader of #BringBackOurGirls movement Obi Ezekwesili also confirmed the circulating reports. Her recent tweets read: It would be recalled that yesterday it was made known that the Nigerian authorities and the Boko Haram side, responsible for the abduction, finally agreed on the release of all 219 Chibok girls in exchange for 18 sect commanders currently in detention. The decision was allegedly made after months of secret talks held with the group regarding the issue.

Please who posted this shit?

WOULD YOU GO FOR A YORUBA GUY OR AN IBO GUY?PLEASE BE SINCERE.

You're talking abt admission wen most of them change wen they enter ss1.

Lets feel free.As for me what i like most about my girl is her lovely curves,whenever i see her she reminds me of nicki minaj...What about you.

Its 100% real,i stay at ikotun,may those dead rest in perfect peace.

LOLZZZ,UNA DEY HERE DEY WASTE MB FOR DIS YEYE POST SEE MAKE I NO LIE S.A GO WIN US,I DEY SEE 2-1.

I will not only ALLOWED it,i'll also DISALLOWED it,Lolzzzz.

This is an end time sign oh

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I have been pondering over this issue for a while now and avent come up with a possible answer;Why is it that you ladies hide your feelings from guys you have a crush on waiting for him to make a move first?

1.Girls like guys with sense of humor. 2.Girls hate guys who always brag about themselves. 3.It’s a rare thing for girls to go for flings unlike many guys do. 4.Take a close look at this paradox: Girls are generally impulsive buyers but are good in budgeting. 5.Too sweet girls are usually the naggers. 6.Your girlfriend can either jokingly or seriously get jealous over your basketball games. 7.Girls are very suspicious human beings. 8.A guy oughta understand his girl’s mood swings specially when she has her monthly period. 9.Girls love to chat about anything. 10.Girls easily get carried away by their emotions. 11.You must tell a girl that you are courting her. Unless you make an obvious proposal, she could either play numb or be really numb of your feelings for her. 12.The girl who gives you a quick "yes" could either be too impulsive. 13.A girl’s decision is always changeable. 14.It is really hard to trace why girls are unpredictable. 15.Girls can easily change their mind because of hearsays. 16.Girls hate guys who gossip. 17.You would know that a girl likes you if she laughs even at your corniest joke and even pays attention at your nonsense talk. 18.You can hook a girl by knowing her interests. 19.It is a fact that girls, since the brith of the world, can be professional flirts using their magical charms. 20.Girls hate it when you make them wait. 21.Girls love babies. 22.If you’re truly in love with a girl, you will have a hard time to convince her telling so. 23.Girls don’t take a full meal especially when they are on a diet. But they love to eat junkfood, sweets or fruits in between meals that can double up a full meal. 24.Beware: a girl knows how to persuade you that you could do her a favor through her charisma or seductive body language without you knowing it. 25.Girls are flattered when you make them melt in your eyes, but they would do anything just to show disapproval. 26.Girls are every conscious people. 27.Girls hate guys who whistle at their back. The act makes them look like cheap. 28.Girls hate guys who hurt them physically. 29.A girl is not necessarily after a guy with towering height. He just has to be taller then she is. 30.Girls generally do not court guys which make you guys so lucky to have their privilege to court your pick. 31.Girls who court guys are desperate. It is awkward to see a girl courting a guy. 32.Girls usually compete unconsciously among themselves especially when it comes to beauty. 33.Girls love pampering and being pampered by their boyfriends. So be careful, this can lead her to be possessive. 34.Never spoil a girl. Someday, if you fail to do a favor for her, she could lay the blame on you after all you did to her. 35.Girls have changeable moods. 36.Girls love being serenaded. The spookiest and the corniest thing that you do is for her the most romantic and the most memorable. 37.Girls like smart guys. 38.Girls like neat and presentable guys. 39.If you’re thinking that girls are very particular with a guy’s looks, then it’s time for you to make a paradigm shift. It’s actually the attitude and the way you treat them that they mostly fall for. 40.Girls can keep their deepest darkest secrets for a lifetime unlike guys who are very open about themselves.
That's all

Like Nicki Minaj I still love

This is how it starts,John,get me jakie's chains first.

90% of Nigerians would've killed themselves before ebola comes knocking gan sef.

Any death that kills one now is Ebola i tire for Nigerians oh.