₦airaland Forum

Kanwulia: Na now the runs dey sweeeeet oooooooooooh!
Nothing to loose again na
Chai!!!! Diarrrrrrrrrris SATANNNNIOH!
The men just keep coming. . . and coming. . .and coming.
With lots of love and affection.
Money nko?

COME CHECK OUT CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRECT MARRIED BOBOS!
Nor be all these NL and online 'YORO-YOROS'! Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb6luT4NNJU

Name it! I garrrit!
As I dey type this. . .my phone is busy with all kinds of text messages.
How to deal with 3 of them at once on my London vacation coming up in less than one month is gonna be HELL!

Toto go wound seriously!!!!!

jmaine: This "GEJ till 2019" no be only nairaland matter oo . . . .lolz. . .

seguntijan: The three largest religions in the world which are islam,christianity and buddism DO NOT ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE. The terrorism that is going on in the world today is as a result of the evil and selfish desires of some politicians. why we hear of terrorism in Islamic countries today is because of political instability. Al queada,boko haram, and al shabad are all groups sponsored by political power mongers. They use islam to brain wash young minds to achieve their evil desires because they every religious person can die for his/her religion. Pakistan,iraq,iran,afganistan,syria,egypt, sudan and our Nigeria are all countries with political instabilities. Where evil men try to get the attention of the government by throwing bombs to kill the innocent people. If you dont believe me, it might surprise you to know that united arab emirates(dubai),malaysia,qartar and indonesia are also islamic countries,but have you ever heared of terrorism there?. Infact most people that are pointing accusing fingers on islam will pack their loads and run to dubai if given the chance. Saudi arabia is the headquarters of islam, dont you think if islam teaches violence then saudi arabia will be more violent than countries like iran, pakistan etc. But it cant happen because saudi arabia practises monarchy and therefore no room for bloody thirsty politicians. Osama was killed just few meters away from the pakistani military barrack, which means he has some backings in the government and in the military. Thesame goes to shekau he has spys in the military that's why he looks invinsible. I know by now some people might be thinking of the 9:11 attack that happen in usa. They did it so that the usa will quickly withdraw their troops in the middle east and then the politicians will have a free group to use the minds of the young people to inflict terror on people, then the government will get their attention. Have you ever heard of an 80 or 60 year old suicide bomber? I dont think so. Or if they exist it means they are few. They cant use the elderly people because they know that they have studied the quran cover to cover, so it becomes hard to brainwash them. Boko haram said they want islamic rule in northern nigeria and western education is a sin and the best way to tell the nigerian government this is by bombing and killing christians and the fellow muslims. Just recently a muslim nigerian airforce personel was killed, the late emir of kano was targeted, a senator's wife was also taken. Does this make sense to you? If you want islamic rule, then why go after your islamic leaders. If they have no politcal links then i guess most of their attacks should be in southern nigeria where christians are many than in the north. We should respect one another believe,wether jesus christ is the son of God or not. We should also know that what seem right before you might be wrong before someone else and vice versa. I think the once respected nigerian army that fought for 3 years to be together and declared peace in sieria loane,ivory coast,dafur,zimbabwe and liberia can end boko haram in just 3 month if they dont have spy. Nigerian people north,south,east and west we should not fight each other because of some evil politicians. We should all pray that we scale through this challenge and by God's grace boko haram shall be history. INSHA ALLAH. God bless the federal repulblic of Nigeria. Long live Nigeria

Dorrobucci: Well... I will take her to hospital this evening for a test. I think she needs to do the needful now. Bt how am i sure that am responsible for that...

tosscash1: u are definitely the mumu here becoz shez a mulato doesnt make her more pretty
'busty' u said, thats even d problem i have with her becox i dont like ladies with big boobz i swear
look at that ifeoma and see that everytin is in right proportion.
just have a normal sized boobz and its ok.
i think u are bringin in tribalism here

u are still a kid shaa
those who thinks dat being half-cast is being pretty

Dayvhid: insalt insalt what plant ar u forming dnt insalt?

Dayvhid: so you undastand ma colds nw dat krall speak gud english if u kannot speak broken insalt help u insalt?

1AngryBird: Corrected! Thanks!

mencade5: hahaha...where were u when i made jollof rice?

mencade5: my girlfriend is teaching me how to cook. Do u know how to cook?

mencade5: *adds chopped beef to egg sauce, sprinkles 3 pinches of thymes, adds green pepper, applies diced kpomo to it*


russian, looking for trouble since 1900 - fela

why will they shoot down a plan without any formal warning to the pilot?

#suicidal

EfemenaXY:

He's light-finger ed, that's for sure...

Anyway, my job here is done. Off to greener pastures. Ladies...una good luck o!

okparaugo: I had a First money and a 2.1

I'm better off as First class doesn't pay bills..

okparaugo: Very silly topic.

Me too graduated at 22 and lost my virginity at 27. So who better pass ?

Rukemi291: ahh cutiez and LovinaM... i insist not to greet C and L.... until......
Lyndaroyce.... i swear, i sight u.

Abeg, mamas, i know this is not the technology section but pls, who has the latest watsapp version? i have been trying to upgrade/update mine since two days now. The network is so terrible that it cannot electrocute an ant. I miss sending pix to my mum.

dhabeautyjas: finally, am unblocked. wetin i do spambolt? anyways good morning virginia mamas.

Archildao, ok dear, All the best in your programme, ur baby is starting school from postgraduate level, na senior baby o

dhabeautyjas: so many strange things are attached to pregnancy, have you tried seeing a gyne? if you can't do most work, its time your dh steps in to help or get someone to stay with you for the main time. its well with you sweetie.
by the time you carry the sweet lo, you will not remember the pain again



Thanks dear!i'm away in school trying to round off my postgraduate program.There is really know one around to help.But dh has been helpful whenever we are together.I learnt the pains will stop when my little one comes .The only way i bear the pain is envisioning the face of my lil cutie.

Evergreeen123: My brother do not be suprised. I now have a change of heart. I have repented and i love yorubas because yorubas are the best.

Rauf Aregbeshola would win the Osun election. We say no to pdp, we say no to iyiola omisore the murderer of Chief Bola Ige.

Osun state Adigo Mma

Halura: Good evening wonderful mamas in the house I'm 7 weeks and having indigestion whatever I eat juat sits on my throat and refuse to move and have to end up throwing up to get some relief please help a sister out