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what do you guys mean nothing to hide is the phone yours? , no matter who is calling


its just totally wrong.!!!!!! the best you can do is, " hey baby. your phone is ringing"

all those in favor of picking someone else's call are those that go reading ppls sms,


FAIL!!!!!!!

4llerbuntu:
eeeewwww, u mean y'all actually dating chinks?

you have no idea dude!!! forget wat u see on tv, they're actually great,

4llerbuntu:
how was the bedroom acrobatics?

kung fu all the way. [size=5pt]see your head!!![/size]

sereques:
Am more interested on how the condom got to your car

/grabs popcorn

same here,

*grabs beer* *share popcorn can?*

sort of,

check google and clear your doubts

ElRazur:
I wont bother, it is clearly something a woman is capable off.  

indeed, just like the other story where a woman found out her husband was unfaithful, she got a knife and some how cut his whole damn weaner off  ,

she took it with her, drove off for a few miles and threw it out of the window, OMG   WOMEN!!!!!

when police caught up with her a couple of miles down the road, paramedics traced back her steps and found the little sausage lying motionless on the pavement. they grabbed it. ran back to the hospital where the man was admitted and THEY FIXED IT BACK!!!!  

his now ex wife was like. it sure didnt work anymore as that is wat she wanted, the guy stunned everyone appearing in an adult movie a few months later

OWNED!!1

Ranoscky:
Area boy make i translate wetin u dey tel posta.

hao ma? means = hello!
ni shi zhong guo ren ma? means = Are u a chinese?
wo men should be hao peng you!! means = me and you should be good friends.
wo da hao yu bu hao means = mine is good but yours is not.

shi bu shi? isin't it?, area boy?

shi!

hahaha, nice one!, dated this chinese girl in Australia for 2 years and learnt quite a bit

iykedee:
Quickly carry my PlayStation 3, LCD TV and get the be intimate with outta there

lol, mine didnt survive, in their mumu scuffle they pushed the tv off its stand and bang!! my tv gone, luckily two of ma frens showed up just in time, so i bolted and let them handle it,

AqRiUs Age:
(oh lord. Lord give me the strength!)

https://www.boston.com/sports/columnists/pierce/DearGodPlsMakeItStop.jpg

does this help?

do you guys mean your actual car or your dream car? cos my car is only 2004  . but the best damn 2004 eod u'll ever see

either way,  here's my dream car for 2010
[img]http://spbcar.ru/news/en/i/2008-08-12/acura-tl-1280-07_opt.jpg[/img]

Acura TL SHAWD.

nice!!!

wow, 10 yr old with boobies worth supporting with a bra?, havent i heard it all now

afrobaby:
I think you are wrong
My boyfriend does not even know my facebook password but I know his facebook and yahoo password, as a matter of fact, I open his box everyday even before he does, it's all about trust.
I manage his facebook account for him because he is always busy.

i bet you are one of those that'll be running up and down his sms inbox and asking which number belongs to who on his call register.

and you say its all about trust?? who is trusting who now? he can trust you to give u his account pass and you cant trust him to stay away from it, thats just gay

@topic,

they know what they want and dun waste time fooling around. younger women are just dumb and confused

speak for yourself mate,

i duno any guy doing that

they believe everything has to go their way,

and if it doesnt, then they have been used. hahaha

FAIL

lol, how can u tell a male virgin??

its his words against urs, if u take a poll asking size of mens weaner, all of them will tell you 10inches and above, y? its their words against urs,

we lie alot, period!!

https://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7875/45411034066355297032555.jpg

for everything else, there's master card

rokiatu:
Broke asszz girls who depend on guys for money even to recharge their phone SAD!

lmao, u have no idea,

met a girl not to long ago, she looked decent and "legit". got her number somehow, and after our first conversation on the phone two days later she was demanding mtn 1500 i told myself "b**ch i just met u",

for most of them, decently dressed guys + lovely car = poverty alleviation

U dun start abi?

I only mug ppl when i'm bored.

lol, u just found out??, i cant wait to hear the story of how u found out


off topic, o boy how Oklahoma(Bonny) na? the bafana bafana still dey worry?

@ Transvestite , u and all this your advice and prediction sef

its a rule of thumb, i'm sure u guys have heard it b4, if u havent, hear it now! (girls in particular)


WHEN U GO OUT OF YOU WAY LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, YOU DEFINITELY WILL FIND IT

madlady:
:that's who I look like, so I've been told

dont get carried away luv, i think i've said the same thing to about half the girls i've fooled around with  



@original post, i couldnt agree with you more. and here i was thinking i'm the only one noticing the link between appendages and digits with overall beauty, or maybe they just tend to have the qualities i like in a woman (legs, waist hips) and thus defines my idea of beauty  , hmmmmm, and yet i wonder

what do you do??

You simply play Michael Boltons "when a man loves a woman"