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it depends on where you are i reckon,

in a cream neighborhood? Nice

in the ghetto? silly

this is something i never think of. i guess the trick is being very close to her so much that she enjoys your company loads,  after that has been established, u'll work on subtle touches here and there (but not anywhere private oh).
like hair, hands, waist, thighs, cheek, chin. (be careful not to over do it), after all that, the kiss is just around the corner. u'll automatically know when to jump in for the kiss, 



On the other hand,  if you're certain the girl is crazy about you, just grab her and start kissing. she cant resist


or you can just be cheeky about it.

example: " you :been waiting for you for over an hour."
"gf : i'm sorry. you know how ladies take forever to dress up"
"you:hmmm, no stress. u owe me a big fat kiss next time u make me wait. deal?"
"gf: hahahaha. dun be silly, hmmmm no stress"

bah, one man's food is surely another man's cat food

pweetychic:
How can i make this guy cry? I gave him my all but was stabbed with a hot knife, we r still together though but gat no luv for him anymore, really wish to hurt him before i leave. Can someone help me out, how i can revenge?

make out with me and show him the video,

works all the time

LMFAO!!!!!

i'll just laugh real hard and change her name to "Nkechi Recharge card"

.how did you hump her for 2 years not knowing she's had a baby

stretch marks/ saggy jugs should be a dead give away.

mate. stop wasting your money on the beech, she's humping someone esle with your money, greedy materialistic beech, i hate em i tell ya,  

lol,  women!!! 

thats the same guy "scamming" her,  oh for pity's sake 

Odunnu:
U hv 2many fantasies gurlfriend.
Arent u d same gurl dat 'melt' a guy on d internet and got married afta a yr?and u told us in plain terms d guy is gay!
Whtz wt ths story now?hw do u reconcile both?
R u sure u dnt need a shrink?

meh, the thing just taya me oh, i read that other post, and now this one, where the hell does she keep "melting" all these men?

i doubt either is smarter. its just that a greater percentage of women rather have a man to lean on than work out lives challenges alone. i guess thats what holds them back,

but thats just my theory. i may be wrong

once a thief,

u know the rest. be wise

let me guess, you're below 21 ,

thats why he's concerned

googles:


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i sat on my own keyboard

wow and the keyboard survived?

she's shagin someone else with prospects,  move on dude

wow, 190 where u learn that one from? i no sabi how to write oh, can only speak,

but i can make out a few words there,

all i can write is

1 2 3 4 8 10, me, you, not, love, i guess thats it,

who cares?? i still luv her

I'll be back here to laugh at you "bishes" when inter goes on to the final, however they do so

To love you more. Celine Dion   

The Grass is Blue. Dolly Parton. i can actually play this one on me guitar

you have it all figured out bruv,  why do you need us?



eh, but one more thing oh. if na fiance, u dun propose already na?? no be so?

for those that think my story was made up,

read this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

mate, dont be so gullible,

dont u smell fish here? some dumb mofos that call themselves men go around trashing someone else's(an innocent looking chic in this case) image cos they can use the internet, sigh

@ poster

whatever makes you happy mate

u sleep with him, u dont sleep with him, how does that make fuel cheaper?

eh, wats up wit the pic?

sereques:
Marriage sucks anyways I don't know why people bother themselves with it, Oh yeah the society make us believe it's the right thing to do.

meh, if only everyone can see it like this, marriage wont be so overrated,

much more virginity and no sx b4 marriage, crap!!!