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At least u still gat lil stew,,niggaz are using close up paste as stew nowadayz..

The astonishing fact is ,,amongst all these,am sure yall was still happy with your poverty collonised household

I love what fayose is doing with ekiti people,,,He kills them and buys them a lovely casket...and they all applaud him

refiner:


....very bad!...

Rip to the diseased....smh violently!

Uhmmmm nyc 1....have lost my appetite

That guy on the far left looks so much like Hodor in game of thrones ...

When you ask a neighbour who moved in two hours ago to help u charge your phone

Of cos it is Uti ..nobody can rock yellow dan an ibo man...ibo men are born mtn ambassadors...

Step 1---join forces wit oda guyz

Step 2---pay a prostitute good money to fork and drug the baastard

Step 3---get ur goonz,,burst d hotel room,,castrate d cunt loving pig...

Odas will learn

Nkasiobi87:
Hi everyone, after what happened in my husband church on Sunday how he embarrassed me and his worker slapping me. I decided to consult his doctor friend to talk to him ,the only reason he gave the doctor is that the mistress saved his life when he wanted to kill him self because of a woman that died years ago in his church which left him confused then(I traveled with My last child when this incident happen) and the girl telling him not to kill him self is enough that the girl love him and that from that day he swear never to leave that girl nor let the girl feel bad in any situation.

He said that the girl is his life. so for me becoming pregnant is enough to make the girl feel bad so he now tries to defame me and make the girl happy.he suggested that the only solution that will bring peace to my family is me becoming friend with the said girl and serving her.and that I should beg the worker that I have forgiven him if I want him to accept me again.

Now the girl in question here is rude and proud. she insult me anyhow.she laughed at me now that am going through this with my hubby. today she saw me and started laughing that she must make me leave my home with my 5kids.

Now all am asking my self is how can I step so low to the extend of begging my husband mistress just for my husband to love me again. how can I befriend this witch of a girl. How can I worship this girl in my own house all to please my husband. A girl that saved my husband name with Baby m. Will that make me a peace seeker or a fool the more.will a reasonable woman do that?

I don't knw y dey are treatin u dis way...shey u ugly nii ? Or ur 5 kids b dullard.

Flavour na trash joor btw,,,is dt not Gino with him,,dt guy dt did No B God..rily lik d dude.

Fyn gal wit beta voice...our reality shows just want anything marketable,,dts y sum1 lik yemi alade wit such crappy talent culd win a talent show.






Me n u sitting on a 3...k I s s I n g...she dey craze

daveante2:
Your joke is not funny,it only exposes your ignorance and illiteracy. Your behavior is why nigeria will always be a third world shiithole. Those names you mentioned are ibibio names "edidiong,ubong,ekaette ". Oron and efik people do not bear those names nor known for house boy and house girl . Everyone knows that ibibio and annang are the majority houseboys / house girl ,not Oron and Efik. just because Oron was included as part of akwa ibom by babangida does not mean that everyone in akwa ibom is Ibibio stereotype.
all tribes are well represented in the promiscuity and prostitution business. As for house boy and house girl ,thats perculiar to ibibios and annang ,not all the tribes in the akwa cross.get that into your empty skull.
even if any tribe at all is houseboy/house girl,what is your agenda and what exactly are you trying to promote in your message ? what good is your post? why should such a primitive thing that should not even exist in a well functioning society be a joke? You should blame the nigerian government for being so corrupt and inept and unable to provide a better life for their citizens .

Y are u sad ?

As e b sey u sabi oyinbo na em make u dey scatta yarn 4 here ,,,make vigilantay 4 mah area cash u ,,na dt tym u go sabi pidgin..







Pidgin just makes it easier to xpress oneself..

So dis is fp worthy ? Endtym mod..nxt tin wil c is tonto dike's husband shares a video of his wyf farting..

fejikudz:
CHIA

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Lolz...av done 13 b4. So I culd sub on my bb...buh dts history..nw 2k no reach 2 buy data of a wik on my android..

My guy c me 4 nairabet shop,,,so u com play bet...no I thought it was a church,,I came 2 worship ..

searchiing4love:
Omo na the odds tempt me oo. Plus Man U get better winning record against Stoke City

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Sorry 4 u o,,1 blak jean and a. T shirt wuld av bin beta dan putin 5k on man u..me sef play 1 5k game..arsenal win ,tottenham win and wattford 2goals..5k collect 30k...pray d sheet coms

searchiing4love:
Chai I don die I staked Man U to win both halves with 5k @ 9odds. Am finished

Shey na u wan strike 4 dem ?,,,dem neva c draw ,u carry dem both half..

Merry xmas yall,,,my xmas xperience I will neva 4get happened in year 2004 ,,me nd my siblings were comin 4rm a family frnds house close 2 our house..we were all playin nd gistin on d road till my sis found sumtin on d floor,,suprisingly ,it was a new packet of white london cigarretes ..out of adventure we got home and stayed unda d stair case ,smoked lik half of d paket,,can u imagin,me nd my sistas huffin nd puffin...dt day is part of my road of becoming a cigarrete addict till date..dts y I can't 4get dt xmas xperience.

MrLexander:
Me i am flaunting my two rides..

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Guy ,, no let ur landlord catch u.

Toks2008:
A MAN OR WOMAN CAN NOT BE JUST FRIENDS WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX

It’s no secret: guys and girls being "just friends" is a concept held by only the dreamers. Any lady who believes that she can be just a friend with a guy other than co-worker, co-student, or just on a platonic hi-hi level is in-fact the most myopic lady to walk on this planet

A guy’s friends consist of, well, only guys. The only reason a guy would go close to a girl would be to date or bed her. No guy is going to waste his time just being a friend with a girl because it’s not like she is a sports freak or a trans-gendered.

Guys have enough guy friends and won’t waste their time listening to ladies talk from a girl just to be their friend. Plain and simple he wants to bed you except of course you don't mind or he has not made it obvious yet.

Guys being friends with girls is a farce: either he wants to sleep with her, or she still believes in unicorns, because a guy cannot genuinely be friends with a girl and its either the lady secretly desires him or vis avis even while one of the two are ignorant of this.

In-fact i always tell a guy or lady to be more at alert when your bae says this about another opposite sex.."we are just friends,we enjoy each other's company,we are just fond of each other" because once you start hearing this from your bae,you should run because fondness is stronger than the feeling of love and what your bae will not dicsuss with you will be discussed freely with that person so of what use is the affair you are having?

I know some people will say not in all cases and i quite agree but there is a simple test to know if there is no hidden notion or surpressed desire so please as a lady just prove me wrong? give that just friend of yours a kiss and watch him stop you. After-all you guys ought to be just friends.

And for the married man, snap out of your delusion and tell yourself hard fact...YOU ARE OLOJU KOKORO...Let your wife be your only friend,best friend and close friend and same for the lady.

Keeping "friends" of the opposite sex while married or committed to someone is an emotional affair and its even worse than actual physical affair.

Just trying to make common sense.

Wat are u saying ? I gat a female frnd nd we ar cool AF ,,she is d 1 dt even linked me wit my current galfrnd.she slips ova at my place nd we do nuttin buh watch moviez and talk..dnt generalise ur myopic mynd o .

Y does nairaland popularize trash..?


If nobody sends this experimental mistake,, he will shut up..

demmy0325:
Rubbish!... If he left with her wife.. Her wife wud av actually saw his dress and knows the kind of curtains they have in their house.. SHe will simply av told him to change...







You shud try to b mre inventive in your jokes..

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Bro ,y ar u sad ?

I can't 4k wit my mum,,,uuhm. My one and only ALHAJA

preciousMI1:
ahhh..... chei....

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D nigga. Deserves it

preciousMI1:
what's d meaning

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Sheet mins bastarrrrd

Marry dt beech mhen..d food u eat outsyd is prepared in worst places dan dt,, jst tell d beech nt 2 lie again nd make her focus on hypo,,omo,,morning fresh rather than make up

lloydpras:
Baba u don vex oo

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His mum deserves more mhen

Omo ale

donTbone:
Whats inside the pot?

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Hydrogen peroxide and organic manure..

binoosmart:
1. WRONG:: Kindly escort me to our school

- Correct:: Kindly ACCOMPANY me to our school.

2. WRONG:: No Blog Talkless of article

CORRECT:: No Blog let alone article.

3. WRONG:: My brother is presently in America -

WRONG:: My Brother is at present in America.

4. WRONG:: The book comprises of 5 chapters -

CORRECT:: The book comprises 5 chapters.

5. WRONG:: Raise up your hands -

CORRECT:: Raise your hands or Put your hands up.

6. WRONG:: I live in THIS Lagos -

CORRECT:: I live in Lagos.

7. WRONG:: It's her who came yesterday -

CORRECT:: It's SHE who came yesterday

8. WRONG:: We are stronger than them -

CORRECT:: We are stronger than THEY.

9. WRONG:: They are richer than us -

CORRECT:: They are richer than WE.

10. WRONG:: Binoosmart is very good IN Maths -

CORRECT:: Binoosmart is very good AT Maths.

11. WRONG:: I was displeased for what he did -

CORRECT:: I what displeased WITH what she did.

12. WRONG:: Let me repeat it again -

CORRECT:: Let me SAY it again.

Hey Nairalanders add yours.

By Yakubu Binuyaminu Adeiza @Binoosmart

Source:: www.ebiraland..co.ke/2015/12/wrong-diction-and-unnecessary-use-of.html

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Guy,,u nt on 2go now ,,on dis platform,,everybody knws dis shit .

She tinks she's still a celebrity
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That dog tho ...."Lovely