I cannot!

Here's what your profile will look like on the new Facebook Timeline

Their failure to have it equipped with an API from the ground up is coming back to really bite them in the asssss!
That, coupled with Facebook's deathpunch - the introduction of the new Facebook Timeline profiles which will replace the original "facebook walls". This new profile gives new features Google+ just cannot pull out, and this is really making it difficult to gain new 'converts'.
The profile is set to be out later next month.

There, however, is a slight trick you can pull, which would enable you to start using the Timeline's beta mode right now, even before its launch date.

Here's the link:
http://mashable.com/2011/09/22/how-to-facebook-timeline

Enjoy!

Heyy! It's funny how some folks in denial were attacking KenyaMan even when his comments were true.

And na these same people go come dey cry 'Revolution'. SMH

I say a big NAY to this one!!
Tell me, what has been the cardinal sin of our indefatigable ND Soldier?
Is he worse than the tactless losers like Eko-Ile, Seanet, Bluetooth, Ileke-Idi or the shameless waaaankers like FStranger and his numerous useless IDs? Is he as bad as those bloody imbeciiiles who were actually rejoicing at the DEATHS of those Youth Corpers because they were initially so stupppid as to think only Igbos were killed on that fateful day?
Abeg, Beaf goes nowhere jare.

The worst is definitely Mbadinuju. Jesus Christ!
Leave matter, I think he was really insane. As in, from an honest, medical side of things, THE MAN WAS INSANE!

ekt_bear:

Fire must be fought with fire, ultimately.

If you see 84%+ turnout, 99% voting for one guy in certain parts of the country, don't be surprised if other political parties then learn from these crooked techniques.

It is unfortunate, but that is life I guess.

Anyway, this Lagos poll evidently was even commended by international observers. Just like the 84%+ turnout, 99% voting election

So if one is accepted, presumably the other should be accepted too.

Haaaa! No be lie o!
'Ringim' na turn by turn. You 'guy' me, I 'guy' you, na '' we dey call am
Anyway, congratulobia to the Lagosians jare! Dem don make dem choice. Nobody should talk 'nansense' for their side. Na back-hand dem go dash am

Yo all!
Now I know why Eko Ile's been hyperventilating of late
The truth is, he now feels threatened that if Rochas keeps up with this, it might pose a seriously damaging threat to his Tinubu's aspirations, come 2015! Chai! Check it yourselves and you'll see it to be true. Mr Worthless Bottom-feeding Tinubu sycophant, if Okorocha really lacks vision like you shamelessly claim, why are you having sleepless nights over this? What the hell is an empty hopeless shill like you doing jumping from thread to thread to now desperately try to inform IMO PEOPLE on their own governor? Truly truly, you no get handwork. And in the end, you'll come back to claim you're not threatened by Igbos
Now everyone can see how stupid you are.

KnowAll:


[size=18pt]Where is the proof that this man cried. Seeing they say is believing until I see it, it remains a rumour that belongs to Iya Basira's beer parlour? But Ojukwu's cowardice is very well documented for posterity.[/size]

Oga, wetin we ask you na simple kweshon o! -- Colonel Gaddaffi and our fearless GENERAL Diya, na who be 'bad goiz'? Simple. Why you dey catch feelings na?
So, wetin be your answer?

Definitely ThisDay. Their stories and reports have, for most times, been accurate and unbiased; and the company appears to be a well financially supported one. No be like all those ones wey hunger dey kill, wey go do anything to sell copies, even if it means fabricating stories or resorting to sensationalist headlines. The advantage ThisDay has over those others, is that they are more likely to exhibit a little more restraint when approached with cash from corrupt 'money bags', to publish unverified and bogus stories.
Rarely would you ever see them write garbage like "according to a reliable source, ", "our source tells us, " or "We heard from a source, " which is pretty much the norm with the shameless underfed hacks at The Sun, The Tribune and Osun Defenders
The Nigerian Horn tho', SMH!!!

Electrical Electronics Engineering - Federal University of Technology, Owerri, Imo State - FUTO

asha 80:

it is good to get articles like this.it is dangerous when there is no criticism of some kind.

even though the writer sounds like an ohakim man.

I thought I was the only one who felt that. A far great percentage of the things cited by the writer are deficient in facts, but then again, it's still better than zero criticism, hey.

Johnpaul2k2:

two of you are mother fvckering moro.ns
even if Bayelsa state is in Rivers state, how is it east
stoooooooooooopid set of iidiot

My guy, don't mind the other glorified village headmaster. I've already shot his useless logic to pieces. I'm awaiting his next half-assed reply. Imagine coming to base his logic on abandoned aspects of history and semantics. Telling me about Edo and Delta. Too funny!

koruji:

Aren't you the original blockhead.

Bayelsa used to be part of Rivers State which is an eastern state. Besides anything beyond Edo State and Delta, both of which used to be the old Bendel (Mid-West), is probably considered by most Nigerians to be in the East.

Strictly speaking Bayelsa's geography spans both the east and the west (of the Niger River that is). So what is your point?

No, I think you are the real unrefined dumbass. If your idiotic comment is to be the case, then would it also make sense to refer to Abia as Imo(since Abia 'originally' used to be part of Imo)? Would it also make sense to refer to Ekiti as a non-existent state(since it 'originally' used to be an entity of some other state)? Would it also make sense to refer to Enugu as Anambra (since it also 'originally' used to be part of the latter)? Mr Polymath, don't you even know how stupppid you sound? So, what you're trying to say, is that if a region or place like Bayelsa also used to be part of Rivers State, we should also keep refering to it as Rivers State even in this current day? Now, tell me dear chap -- Are you not a blockhead?
Obviously in your haste to rebut me and sound important, you've just exposed your equal stupidity for the rest of us to see. So, I'd advise you to use your internet subscription money on more important things, like enrolling in some adult education.
Oga teacher.

Wow!

Ileke-IdI:

There's a Sanni Abacha expressway in the east?

Is Bayelsa in the east? SMDH, fooking blockhead.

niggadee:

Diya is puzzy

Oga, why do you say so about our fearless military veteran? Are his achievements not enough to awe even the most ferocious Soviet battle heroes?

Yeah, I'd like to know too, cuz this one's been running through my mind for quite some time now. How do you think the fallen Libyan leader stacks up against our great Yoruba hero? Does he remotely meet up with the indomitable 'achievements' of our fearless lion-hearted general?
Please state your opinions and also vote on the poll.

I've got a set of questions for Marcus1234:

1. Why are you stalking Knorckle2? Cuz I've noticed you both post on the EXACT same threads, ALL THE TIME. Is there something I'm missing here?

2. Are you both bots? If so, who are your manufacturers?

3. You both seem to love one-liners and one-liners only. Care to explain what that's all about?

4. Dude, what the faaack is up with the FLAGS!!!?

This question goes to THE AMAKA: Are you [b]Amaka Nw-----[/b]you know, that same babe who was giving those South African Naija haters (on that BigBrother Facebook page) sleepless nights? Hehehe, nice one!

My goodness, why are my Igbo people wasting their time on these friendless lonely Yoruba trolls? Is it not obvious these people have nothing else to devote their sad lives to that they come to the internet throwing tantrums like abandoned orphaned little kids? Imagine the other overgrown slob is so ignorant and dumb he's even mistaking Alamieyeseigha for Ojukwu? Don't you guys have yourselves to blame if these nutless moroons still exist in the politics section waiting for someone to give their sad lives the attention they've totally failed to recieve in the real World?
Is not very obvious that the inbred autistico Bluetooth is a frustrated deserted underfed childman who just uses his dumb anti-Igbo campaign to gain some relevance, since he has nothing else to look forward to in his miserable hollow existence and is already destined to die alone?

Anyway na una get time to dey indulge roadside beggars for street.

The Yoruba posters in this forum can be really jobless sha. Anyway, carry on - attention-starved idlers unfortunately will never belong in our agenda. Sorry.

October 20th: Goodluck Jonathan Reinstates The Ambassador.

nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-785622.0.html

Finally exonerated and back to serving his country.

Imo State - Owelle A. Okorocha: 84%

So far, he's been doing a lot with the road networks, the drainage, as well as sealing off the holes that initially made it possible for previous administrations to loot. His administration has been working on a rather fast-paced mode that I really worry if the people can really take them all in at once. But then we have to blame it on the previous leaders who made laziness appear 'normal'.
What I do feel he should try to work on, at the moment, is his communication with the people. Yo boss, try to keep us in the know regarding your plans, mehn. Don't just wake up and start working like you're in a race or something. Always communicate your intentions with us, so we can flow with you.

Yeah, that's what I think.

lmao!!!

It has to be that Rhino dunce. I mean, this guy has admitted on several occasions he's unemployed. But instead of getting his useless butt busy, he's on NL 24 hours a day, throwing dumb tribalistic slurs here and there. Useless people really disgust me.

kick azz!

Beaf and I may not be on the same plane. Sometimes, he comes off as really impossible. But you'd be lying to yourself by claiming he adds no value in here. Hell, he's easily the most popular Politics boarder in here. In almost every thread (even the ones he ain't featured in), someone must throw an "Ehen, I wonder what Beaf is gonna say about this" - yes, even the ones who claim to hate him.
So, in order to describe him, I'd say, "Fvvcking Badazz"

alj_harem:

LOL

triumphalism is no good, it is best you keep quiet and allow humility

Yeah, yeah. But still can't be as bad as rejoicing before the finish line. I just found it funny that the man can claim to be Nigerian, but still hope for the failure of one group, like it won't affect him in the long run. So, me, I just gotta smile and wave, even if it's monthssss late, cuz I live by what my wise old sage grandfather says: "Celebration and gratitude to The Almighty, is never overdue"