And the tribalists were still put to shame.

You call yourselves Nigerians but hope for us to fail,
You fast and pray to pin our coffin with its matching nail.
But even with your schadenfreude we throw this line to you:
"The lord we serve has silenced you, and this you know is true"

Hahaaahaa! I just had to bump this thread. Who's laughing now, folks?

Quite promising.

"Girl,
I will never ever ever do you wrong,
I will always always always do you right"

CRAAAAP!

emmke:

useless analysis and unnecessary bragging if u ask me. An average man in benue and some of the so called unhealthy states (mostly have lower cost of living with abundance of food), feeds and live better than an average man in the SE.
Thats why they keep leaving the SE in droves,

LMAOOO! You're clearly a local Idoma village dunce, so your ignorance-induced stupidity is pardonable. Have I not visited this Benue for my youth service? Mr man, don't use the anonymity of the internet to come lie about your dying state, cuz there might just be someone lurking in the corner to take you to the cleaners. Tell me, is Ogboko not a glorified onion village? What do you have? And which of your men feed better than Igbos? Which of your men even have jobs besides picking pockets? Are Igbos not the ones still in charge of the high paying jobs there? My cousin owns a large boutique right at the heart of Ogboko, and the only thing the men around there are good at, is breaking into the shop in the dark of the night, to cart away with panties and lingerie! FACT! So, don't even come here to lie about things, e hear?

and whenever they are going home, mehn come see how them they pack food, lol. Nothing them no they pack i swear.

Exactly! You've even helped confirm my points that the Igbos there ain't suffering. Now tell me, would they be packing things if they couldn't afford it? The typical Igbo man lifestyle is to enjoy life to the fullest, while hustling as the days go by. Now, tell me, how many Benue people do you even see working in other states? Oh, my guess exactly - Zero, since they're useless to the society and themselves

South.East:

I told them not to prance about with some phoney GDP figures based solely on fed allocation.

LOOOOL! I remember when Eko-Ile the genetic garbage and his gang of autistic bottom-feeders came parading some heavily useless list of states based on federal allocation, as some cheap form of claiming some juvenile superiority. Omo, I laughed like maaad that day! because anyone who can rightfully claim to have taken his Junior WAEC exams would know that such lists are meaningless when it comes to really determining the financial state of an administrative region.
How can one present a list on federal allocation without even factoring in the population and financial cohesion in the respective states? Some people are really dense sha.

Imo no dey carry last! I love my homestate, yes I dooo!

Please, OAM4J, could you help me ask the Admin or his supermod to change my name?
Logging in with this username has become increasingly difficult, as I keep forgetting it.
You see, during my registration, I was kinda trying out random names (hoping to be lucky enough to land myself in a handle that wasn't already taken), but unfortunately, I was registered in a handle I didn't really like (or give that much forethought).
So, on that note, I would really appreciate it if he (or his assistants with the power) changed my screen name from "Areosapien" to Atẽn - yes, with the cool ẽ 

Please, pleeease, pleeeeeeeze. Biko biko biko! Please, tell Seun, that if he does this, I'll buy him some Goodluck Jonathan biscuits 

k'thanks!

I don't know about the 'Like', but I'm sure he definitely won't be a big fan of the 'Poke' after he's completed his jail time.

aloy/emeka:

Is it possible that the least known ones are that way because they have very low crime rates and scandals?.

Oh, I vehemently disagree on that note, sir. Equating low media coverage with low crime rate is borderline fallacious, actually. I believe the reason the crime in those states aren't getting as much attention as Ekiti, is based on the simple and obvious fact that there is an existence of spine-shattering illiteracy in those Northern states. This makes it near impossible for the heavily uneducated citizens in that region to even know what they should rightfully expect from their government. So, when their governors are busy lining up their pockets with looted cash, the citizens don't complain to the media or open up to the world, but rather carry on wrestling with their emaciated cows.

I'd say a vast amount of states in the North are not well known.

Yobe
Gombe
Kebbi
Nassarawa
Jigawa

In Central Nigeria, they're Taraba and Kogi

In the South, it's Ebonyi.

For me though, I'd say Kebbi is the most inconsequential of them all.

Irk:

I weep for all of u who okayed this sordid act being executed by someone who is a role model to so many youths!,  Imagine if Lucky Dube has been peeing on the street of South Africa will it be the developed country it is today?. Some of we youth are to ignorant and we lack parental guidance therefore lacking morals. How can you say he is being natural?, I wonder if u even know the meaning of that word "NATURAL"!,

Mr. Man, are you a dumbass spastic, or are you just too dense and slow to comprehend? Are you fuuuckin blind or are you just too dim to pull your head straight out of your gaping anusss? Or did you not take a proper look at the picture to find out the location was a fuuuckin BUSH? How many usable public toilets has your useless incompetent government provided, O' Self-Righteous one? How many usable convenience facilities have the demented walking waste-bags put in place? Since you'd like to be so narrow-minded and shallow. 'You weep for us'.
Clown.

'May It Be' by Enya in 'Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring'

I gotta say sha, this my Igbo brother Chino na real "Dike di na mba". Nice one!

toba:

what i know that causes DPosting is either network or the kind of phone. u can always refresh or reload the page before clicking on submit. This would allow u confirm if your post had been submitted or not

The poster isn't talking about double posting per se. What he means is the weird double commenting in a single post. The case whereby a poster repeats himself in a single post. 'Digital Deja-vu', if you may. Here's an example:

"Hey guys, Barcelona won? Nice! I'm so glad we've managed to maintain such a cohesive force. And Fabregas has been wonderful since his move. Hey guys, Barcelona won? Nice! I'm so glad we've managed to maintain such a cohesive force. And Fabregas has been wonderful since his move."

All this is written in one post.

Wikileaks Fingers Okonjo-Iweala

:O :O :O

3. This Ogbono is very droopy.

Answers
1. It's been a long while since the break of dawn.

2. Are you aware of the number of years I've got on you?

Aaaah! Na only Goffmen Aws disaff sikyoriti abi? So wetin dis pipo mean tell me be say I dey pay tax for dia sikyoriti afta dem don loot me dry, eh? TIFFS! Ow I winsh say na for dem heads de next bom-bom go land.

EME Popstar Wizkid has
fathered his first child at 21,
Nigerian Entertainment Today
(NET) can confirm.
The beloved hit-maker and
ladies man has been linked to
many women – most times older
than he is – and pundits had
feared he could be heading
the way of misdemeanour if
care was not taken.
Now, as our investigations
reveal, the young man
impregnated an undergraduate
named Sola several months
ago, and the lady has since put
to bed. Before delivering a baby
girl for Wizkid two months ago,
we’re told Sola who resides in
Magodo, Lagos was studying in
the University of Legon, Accra,
Ghana.
This is not something his close
friends and associates would
want to reveal for now. And
we’re told his parents and
mentors insist they’ll wait until a
DNA confirmation, before fully
admitting the child is Wizkid’s.
At least two colleagues confirm
to us, that the debutant
allegedly fathered a child in
June. Multiple sources who are
familiar with the ‘baby mama’
and her family also tell us ‘it was
widely known to us all when
they were dating. And we knew
when she got pregnant for him’.
Wizkid has been rumoured to
date daring actress Tonto Dike
even though they both continue
to deny this. We confirmed from
reliable sources back then, that
Wizkid’s Honda Accord that
was jacked by robbers, was a
gift from Dike.
In an elaborate chat with a
Nigerian Entertainment Today
editor, Wizkid denies having a
child. ‘No, I don’t. It’s just a
rumour, I’m not thinking about
that right now’.
In the interview held last week
at Ogudu-GRA, in Lagos and
published in this week’s edition
of Nigerian Entertainment Today
Newspaper, he continues, ‘ I
really don’t want to find myself
in that kind of situation, I’m all
about my music now‘.
But our sources, who want to
remain anonymous, insist Wizkid
has fathered his first child,
Will Wizkid, whose real names
are Ayo Balogun, follow in the
footsteps of 2face Idibia (five
kids from three women), JJC
(three kids from three women),
9ice (three kids from two
women, one of whom is still
legally married to him), and the
likes of Father U Turn, KWAM
1, KSA, and many other
musicians who have children
from multiple relationships? Or
will he settle with his baby’s
mother and make a home?
Interestingly, Wizkid’s leader
Banky W, himself a bonafide
ladies’ man and fun-lover,
remains scandal-free; managing
to stay away from controversies
and making sure he doesn’t toe
the line of illegitimacy.
Last Friday, the singer tweeted
from his official Twitter handle
(@wizkidayo) ‘Hey All,  Got
sumthin to tell yall. In life, there
are those times when you
wonder about the wrong
decisions you’ve made… This is
one of those times for me.  I
realize that I haven’t always
lived up to everyone’s
expectations from my loved
ones to the immense love from
my fans. I am sorry.  Please
continue to pray for me.  With
the help of my family and my
EME big brothers, I am working
on becoming a better man, a
better artiste, a more
responsible person with every
one of my actions.‘
thenetng.com/2011/08/22/exclusive-wizkid-impregnates-undergraduate-gets-baby-girl/
e. Multiple sources who are
familiar with the ‘baby mama’
and her family also tell us ‘it was
widely known to us all when
they were dating. And we knew
when she got pregnant for him’.
Wizkid has been rumoured to
date daring actress Tonto Dike
even though they both continue
to deny this. We confirmed from
reliable sources back then, that
Wizkid’s Honda Accord that
was jacked by robbers, was a
gift from Dike.
In an elaborate chat with a
Nigerian Entertainment Today
editor, Wizkid denies having a
child. ‘No, I don’t. It’s just a
rumour, I’m not thinking about
that right now’.
In the interview held last week
at Ogudu-GRA, in Lagos and
published in this week’s edition
of Nigerian Entertainment Today
Newspaper, he continues, ‘ I
really don’t want to find myself
in that kind of situation, I’m all
about my music now‘.
But our sources, who want to
remain anonymous, insist Wizkid
has fathered his first child,
Will Wizkid, whose real names
are Ayo Balogun, follow in the
footsteps of 2face Idibia (five
kids from three women), JJC
(three kids from three women),
9ice (three kids from two
women, one of whom is still
legally married to him), and the
likes of Father U Turn, KWAM
1, KSA, and many other
musicians who have children
from multiple relationships? Or
will he settle with his baby’s
mother and make a home?
Interestingly, Wizkid’s leader
Banky W, himself a bonafide
ladies’ man and fun-lover,
remains scandal-free; managing
to stay away from controversies
and making sure he doesn’t toe
the line of illegitimacy.
Last Friday, the singer tweeted
from his official Twitter handle
(@wizkidayo) ‘Hey All,  Got
sumthin to tell yall. In life, there
are those times when you
wonder about the wrong
decisions you’ve made… This is
one of those times for me.  I
realize that I haven’t always
lived up to everyone’s
expectations from my loved
ones to the immense love from
my fans. I am sorry.  Please
continue to pray for me.  With
the help of my family and my
EME big brothers, I am working
on becoming a better man, a
better artiste, a more
responsible person with every
one of my actions.‘
thenetng.com/2011/08/22/exclusive-wizkid-impregnates-undergraduate-gets-baby-girl/

Omo, e be like say this guy is a very useless man.
Wait o, You nack am de first one, im carry belle -- It was just a 'fling'

Over 16 months later (after she don wean the first pikin), you come nack am the second one, and she come carry another belle -- It was still a fling

Na waa for this kind 3+ year fling o! Only a dunce would fail to realize how irresponsible this guy is.

Kai! Ndi umunna, the nice fight for dis thread sweet no be small o! Chineke bakwaara ekwensu mba!
Ifea n'aso ka nga eji aki oyibo n'ata oka.

Hell! I can't believe no-one on NairaLand has reported this yet!

Twittersphere witnessed a new rise in fiery rage from Rihanna's faithful stans, and this began today, when Rihanna finally decided to follow her ex-boyfriend, Chris Brown, the guy who, as we remember was on probation for battering the singer. A couple of minutes after she connected with him, Chris decided to do the same by adding her to his list too, sending her fans in fits of shock and rage, as they saw this as a sign that the two could possibly be working on getting back together again.
Some others even began to attack her, saying she was setting a bad example for her teenage fans, as it justified getting back an abusive lover.
Feeling boxed in a corner, RiRi had to shut a couple of them up.

Rihanna's twitter address is twitter.com/rihanna, while Brown's is twitter.com/chrisbrown

LOL! Check it out yourself.

Here's the news link:
theybf.com/2011/05/14/reunited-chris-brown-and-rihanna-get-reconnectedon-twitter

bk.babe97y:

Sure, I'm "indirectly insulting the entire country" . . . . . .

Typical of the Ibo man to try to play confusionist.

Nigga, I'm DIRECTLY insulting Ibos, and Ibos alone!

Beasts! Kidnappers! Drug dealers! Human flesh eaters . . . . .

Awwwww! Sorry, but you're gonna have to try a lot better than that, my dear man-child. But you know what I live by? I live by the wise and simple principle that, an insult is only effective when the person spewing the insult is actually of any relevance or importance to the society. You see, that's why I'm not bothered by your tepid and pedestrian bellows - because I looked at the so-called trash talker (you), and it turned out he's just another common underachieving, low-life, bottom-feeding dumb nigger and social peon, who terribly failed to make an impact in his hollow life, and has thus been consigned to the ignominy of becoming yet another worthless liability in life. So you see, brovah, as much as I may have a lot of things I devote useful attention to, meaningless cries of a dejected juvenile ain't one of them hehehe, too bad.

Now, as I was saying - I sure did enjoy the way you got exposed and torn to pieces by Rhymz. Mehn, Bwaahahahaha!!!
Now, that's what I call spine-crushing humiliation!

Hahahaha! Rhymz is the man!!

Didn't know this BK-Babe dunce had no Nigerian link to him. And to think some dumbass tribalists of SW inclination (like Bluetooth) were actually supporting the toad, thinking he was helping them fight their battles, not knowing he was indirectly insulting the entire country as a result of his own shattered and failed life of abject misery and emotional hopelessness.
I'm glad his true life of failure has now been exposed for us all to see.

I guess, in the end, the empty, cooked-up characters from this soulless Ohakim stooge of a writer never got to matter after all.

Sweet victory.

Wow!
You know, now that I've come to look at things, I think it was a good thing I actually opened this thread over a week before this day. And the fact that the title still ended up being the eventual turnout is pure evidence to the saying, "Destiny may be delayed, but eventually WILL come to pass; whether you like it or not."
My last on this thread was somewhere around Page 10 or thereabout, and I'm still blown away as to how things have ballooned (sic) since then. This, if you don't know, is a clear sign that, no matter how far away from the state they are, there are tons of non-indigenes who still wish us well in this country. Because, at the end of the day, we're all brothers and sisters in this great country; and everybody's business - as long as he or she is Nigerian - is OUR business, and every decision eventually WILL affect us all in the long run. Let see this experience as a sign that we should all respect and appreciate each other, irrespective of tribe and/or homestate.
I'd like to show appreciation to you all.

Indeed, Ohakim was a man who had the chance to impact on the hearts of his people; but chose to throw it all away to favor his insatiable greed.
And now as I look on in pride as the angry children burn and destroy what's left of his misleading and worthless posters, while at the same time proudly stomping the rotting carcass of what used to be his reputation. . . I wear a subtle smile in my face, for I am finally reassured there is hope for us all. . . after all.

Thank you all.

Okay guys, my battery's low, so I'll speak to you all again as soon as I've recharged.

Thanks.

cgem:

Do you think Ohakim will win after, it is clear that the people want Rochas?

To be honest with you, in a thuggery-free election, Rochas would thoroughly dust Ohakim. But the Sunnewsonline says Rochas leads in 12 places while Ohakim leads in 10. And to tell you the truth, I don't even know how Ohakim got up to that 10 - so obviously there's some serious rigging going on. So, winning this thing isn't just about being loved by the people; it's also about being able to match the fraudulent rigging with your own brand of rigging.

So, at the end of it all, I'd still say NO - I don't think Ohakim will win.

cgem:

Please what do we know about Prof Viola Onwuliri his running mate. and the Husband Prof Onwuliri who is the vc of futo?

The only thing we know about her is that she's Catholic; and that's about the only reason he chose her after ordering his former deputy (an Anglican) to resign. Many believe he did this as a desperate attempt to get himself into the Catholic good books after he brutalized the reverend father.