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What the hell is going on here?

Johndoe100: @honeric01

Please never call yourself an ND person. You are just a typical yoruba agbero. You don' know how you degrade the ND by your statement.

I tell you, these Yoruba losers are the REAL parasites! Very useless people who only know how to rear their ugly tribalistic heads on other people's hardwork.

Check out this link and see these !d!ots crying about Igbos not sponsoring or casting Yorubas in Nollywood.

https://www.nairaland.com/106899/nollywood-igbowood

Imagine the fools rearing their filthy wretched tribalistic heads on Nollywood (a private venture brought to fame by people's sweat and hardwork!) Shame!!

The losers are crying because they're not as successful as the Igbos and the Niger-Deltans in the Nigerian film industry. Whose fault is it that no-one wants to sponsor your filthy disgusting oily soup movies?

PITY!!!

Please move thread to the jokes section.

Beaf:
Frankly speaking, Mimiko is damn lucky!
Aregbesola is known to slap people at the slightest opportunity (including women). He is said to have slapped both his deputy and Fashola.

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/552979_anti-slap_jpg50ae71a522ed4f3c3955d7be43a13e6c[/img]

I've watched your postings and I'm starting to get impatient with your constant misspelling of this man's name.
Please, take correction! His name is AGBEROSOLA!!

This thread will reach 10 pages

nikky5:
An uncle of mine who just wedded in Canada wants to come home for his honeymoon. He has been so fascinated with the event at home that he promised to shoot a movie titled: A NATION AT WAR. He wants to[b] have his honeymoon in 3 northern states so that he can witness the bombings and shootings[/b] between Boko Haran and the securitymen. He also want s to know the Boko Haran time table for bombardment. He told me that it will be a[b] great fun to watch[/b] and that will really thrill his oyibo white who still believes that the improvisd bombs cannot hurt a fly. Anyone who knows where they will be bombing in January should pls contact me as the guy will be coming in January. A movie in the making.

I no fit shout!!!

Gbawe - 107 (45.1%)
Onlytruth - 101 (42.6%)
Katsumoto - 29 (12.2%)

LWKMD!!
Coconuto haff carry last eeeeee!!!
Even with that, I still think those 29 votes should be probed. I mean, how did he even manage to get up to 29? Oh well, maybe his entire household was voting for him with multiple IDs (including his gateman)
As a 3rd prize gift to our 'bronze medalist', though, I think we should get Katsumoto a big wheelbarrow to help him carry his big head as he walks. You know, since it's equivalent in weight to 90 gallons of pure water, walking 14cm can prove quite tasking.

Umm okay! I don talk finish o!
*quickly runs off into the sunset*

Can you believe it! None of my candidates (Jakumo and Aletheia) made the final cut!
Issorite. Make I select from the three listed.

Innie, Minnie, Mynie, Mo'! Onlytruth it is for sho'!

Besides, that oversabi Katsumoto only rears his big coconut head in Biafra issues, yarning opata most of the time
Woops! My bad. Gotta go now!

Good thing he didn't burn to pieces like the little Yoruba kids from Ogun State, who died 3 days ago though

Bump!

Is that a gym or an operating room/birthing center I am seeing?

LMFAO!!
In fairness though, I think we should go easy on Fashola on this one. Remember this is Ajegunle we're talking about. When building things like this, remember you have to gauge them according to the income of the people, so as to make upkeep easier. Should he add all those cool things you mentioned, then he'd also have to increase the charging rates. And this might ultimately make the 'hospital' inaffordable, making it a failure.
Before this hospital, remember AJ was just a razz place with extremely poor healthcare, where you go walk into a hospital with a gunshot wound and dem go carry malaria drug give you.

So, at all at all na im bad pass.

egift:
@Aigbofa:
Your are not ignorant. You are out-rightly hypocritical and hateful. All this argument - just to insult our rights to express our emotions. You are truly fooling your self.

See people crying at Obama's inauguration - hope they are also from North Korea

https://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/20/inaugu7.jpg

https://photos.indystar.com/photos/2009/1/21/215081/immersive.jpg

https://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/20/tear.jpg

You dey mind am? The guy has consistently proven himself to be a hopeless unemployed loser on the internet, who does nothing else with his hollow worthless life except obsessing over Igbos who are simply carrying on with their affairs.
Could anyone be kind enough to explain exactly how our mode of paying respect to the departed should be any business of this rural attention-starved dunce and his idle mind?
Why dey pain am say Abiola, Awolowo, Dele Giwa, Funsho Williams and Bola Ige combined no get this kind attention at the time of their direct/indirect extermination at the hands of their own treacherous brothers?

Abeg, monkey get levels biko.

Heeheeheeeee!

I dey laff oooo!
If jackal no find meat to chop, na im neighbor im go devour

asha 80:
nigerian soldiers did not kill anyone.they simply stood and watch the ogbunigwe as it killed biafran soldiers.

I guess you didn't know you were logged in as Asha 80 when you made this post
Operator, over to you.

ezeagu:
Where is the generalisations? Ogun state? Murder capital?

Nope. yorubaland is definitely the Stupiidity Capital of Nigeria.

Ironically, those polio-stricken, slum-drenched regions are the ones that parade Dangote and Adenuga as their billionaires. Two men wey don play monopoly sotaayyyy monopoly sef don begin dey play dem.
Dem dey call them their billionaires, but can you help laughing at these people when you find out say the money no circulate at all for the region?
Female literacy? Poor.
Child vaccination? Poor.
Stunted growth? FAIL (and these na people wey been want starve SE before o! I dey laugh)
Teenage pregnancy? Epic
Polio nko? TOTAL!

Truly, empty barrels make the most noise.

The killing and maiming of more women and children MiddleBelters?
I love this! More please

i pity your proud and ignorant
generation, do u call what is in
abia and imo commercial
quantity of oil maybe u av never
bordered to check it up what u
have can't serve your energy
needs talkle$s of exporting it.
Ibos who cant produce nada
wants to go into arm game
Do u tink made in china riffles or
nnewi assembled one will last u
guys 3 yrs. I pity your whole
generation

This is exactly why I keep saying you glorified illiterates in YorubaLand should try stepping foot outside your mudhouses before opening your rotten bowels to speak. As ignorant as you are, you still haven't been able to present any facts to rebut my statements about the oil in the South East and now you're talking about commercial whatwhat? Hahaaa! The joke's on you, pal.

I'm not quite surprised to see you exhibit this level of unrivaled ignorance, since your wasted empty generation is hopeless enough to see a druglord like Tinubu as your king. What a sad sad bunch of hopeless submissive cowards. It's quite obvious the infamous Yoruba cowardice runs deep in your blood, and is most definitely a hereditary feature found in each and every one of you.

But to agree with you - Yes, we Igbos are a proud people, cuz we've got our singular achievements to be proud of. Unlike you hideous lowlife animals who are eternally consigned to kneeling and sucking the toes of your Aboki masters.
Your generation really is a doomed one.

BEAF! Mr Modo, me nor send dis "no banees" rule of yours oh, the ND soldier has made this forum tick the most. Check all the Stories popping up by the day - you no go even reach 5 threads before his name is mentioned. End of!

But if not him, then I'd say Jakumo the swift comedic semi-genius; or Aletheia the sharp intellectual MD.

Yeah. That's my opinion.

I dey laugh this Sheyguy illiterate. From your dumb rants above, it's pretty obvious you've never stepped foot outside that Makoko slum or whatever Yoruba bush village it is you languish.
Cuz when you said "You got no oil"? I realized you were just a shallow illiterate for real. Cuz if you weren't, then you would've known for sure that Imo and Abia ARE oil producing states . If we were to isolate the South East from the rest of the country, then the oil produced by these two states would be enough not just to sustain the entire South East, but also serve as decent foreign revenue. I bet you didn't know that, did ya?
Coupled with that, the large deposits of coal in Enugu, when hydrogenated, would also produce that same oil you lazy worthless animals glorify to high heavens. How else do you think South Africa produces her oil?
And as if that isn't enough, the massive gas reserves recently discovered in Anambra is also enough to sustain the economy.
You see? When GoLOST split the East, he thought he was going to successfully render us insolvent. But as Baba God dey work things, it has turned out to not be the case.
It's only a question of time before the ultimate happens. And I'd really like to see who would want to align with you spineless Yoruba gutter pigs, after history has shown you to not just be a backstabber to the South East, but also a greedy cowardly traitor to the South South and yourselves. Una time dey come.

Abiola 2.0 is coming again

Northern Friends of the South-South

Chaaai! Ol' boy, I no sabi say 'Oyill' money sweet reach like dis ooooo!

Hmmm. Closed door meeting, huh? All those senators and this fine woman, abi?
Chitti chitti GANG BAANG!

Does this mean the club will cease to exist henceforth? That's really sad.
This is why I keep singing that the government shouldn't be allowed to manage things like this.
When you see bodies like this being run by the government, you notice there's hardly ever significant growth, cuz the government lacks the flexibility and adventurous hustling skills to really see these bodies progress beyond their original predefined boundaries. 'Tis why I feel these companies should rather be under the watch of private firms, while the government enjoys a slice of its revenue.

R.I.P. to our ultra-liberal gentleman.

DJTee:
The chickens are coming home to roost.

In other words . . .wind don blow, foul yansh don open

Something is not right about that Okorocha man; and it will unravel pretty soon.

Smart line, morrron. Looks like you're among the breed of people who never read a thread properly before chirping in with their half-baked minds.
The story has been confirmed to be FALSE already. If you had half a brain, you would've known that.

Oh boy na waa oh. Which kind useless country be this?

Obasanjo the hypocritical kleptomaniac should first apologize for the Odi massacre if he really wants to be taken seriously.

Ileke-IdI:
If his lips were 4 sizes smaller, I'd ride that.

Sorry, I meant to say Ogboni.

PointB:
looks to me like someone want to vanish into thin air after collecting 25% mobilisation; otherwise I dont know why they are lamenting when they have only worked for just 2 freaking weeks!

Guy, why do you even bother? The news is totally false. Check the posting. It's from Nigerian Horn, a well known propaganda press owned by a PDP slave. These were the same people that posted about Rochas being an Ogoni man, as well as the March rumor that Rochas had stepped down from the gubernatorial race. But would you believe that when Rochas defeated Ohakim at the tribunal on November 3, they went COMPLETELY silent, refusing to post the news . No one in Imo takes them seriously.

Wow. Epistles upon epistles. Some mothers sure do have 'em.
Anyway, I shall read the comments on this thread like I read my software's End-User License Agreements - by never reading them