Biglittlelois:


Shoe size

GeeString:


Oh! Now I get.
We mean shoe size...

Biglittlelois:



Lol, how do you know all this, not all tall men wear size 45, some even have below 43, way below 43 sef so what are you saying, i still stand by my previous comment!!!

GeeString:


I don't get bro. Size of what?

GeeString:




Yes it does, stop deceiving yourself.

Tall men mostly wear size 45 & above which indicates a large/long dong.

You'll hardly see a short man wear above size 43 that's why they come with below 7 inch cocks.

kallsy:
*Good Afternoon All*

*We thanks all in present, who genuinely want to grab Oppurtunities and multiply avaliable funds or savings*.

Here comes the analysis of the oppurtunity before us. We will consider these questions.

1. What Agribusiness can give us over 500% (ROI)?

2. What are the duration for the business?

3. What are the minimum capital to invest?

4. Risk Factors (0-5)%

5. *What are the indicators for entering Points?*

6. What are the exits method and cash_out points?

7. *What are the expected ROI?* (It's designed for anybody to cashout anytime base on expected profits).

The Initiative is not a *get rich quick scheme* or MLM.

*The business can be done anywhere and any market.*
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*Question 1.*

What Agribusiness can give us over 500% ROI?

To some it sounds strange and other have the data's of the said commodity from our four days market update intervals.
The product is called *Egusi*.

Melon *(Egusi)* farming business is a very lucrative one that anyone interested in earning Financial freedom should engage in. Unfortunately little concentration is given to this kind of farming. Farmer focus on other products ( Maize/Soya Beans/Beans etc )thats is highly consumed by Man & Animal with little return.

Our concern is not Farming/Harvesting/Processing rather turning melon into financial freedom.

*Planting Egusi is the best in maximizing profits but we strike it off as a result of 50% risk of planting and Processing.*

For the sack of true information we will strike off some risk.

*Answer 1. Unpeeled Melon*

Question 2
What are the duration of the business?

Before we discuss duration time of *Melon Storage*. *We'll first analyze 2017/18 return on investment.*

*2017/18 ROI*

*Harvest*

In the peroid above we experience normal yield of melon & low yield of late planting while other *indicators* was showning sign of purchase without recognition.

Some stored melon annually without considering the risk because it was believed that melon appriciate yearly. They made about 500% Profits.

*ROI of 2017/18*
HPPM: #80 & (#5,000-5,200) per Mudu & bag respectively.

After two weeks it move upward to #100 and then #120 in one month.....till it hit #550 per Mudu and (#38,200)per bag.

*Pls calculate the ROI �*. Please don't believe everything I said rather do small research to know the facts.


*Please read this short facts*.

*On 2017 Dec, I was travelling from Minna (Niger State) to Aba ( Abia State) we stopped Paiko Market in Paiko LGA, Niger State for ppl who have paid for sits. On transit I noticed five men are discussing on new price they will set melon (Egusi) in Umuahia. To my surprise as we stopped at Tower (Umuahia) I saw SUVs belong to those guys. One off them said to me: "Melon gives blood money" and he makes minimum of #400,000 monthly, stop office work he said*.

The information shows that melon produced in South South & South East can be *consummed in two months or less as a result of *No* commercial melon farmer in that region.

Same goes to West & South West.

*If you can prove me wrong please do*. Anyway thats reseller approach of peeled melon business.

The Question is: *Can such repeat this season? If Yes or No, why?*

Question 5 will answer it.

The expression "Blood money" refers to *lucritiveness or good profit margin*.

Harvest Period Price of Melon: HPPM
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*Question 2. What is the Business Life Circle?*

Business without duration is aim-less. It's fetting to consider *Time / Period* in our daily/weekly/monthly activities.

Duration or Circle of the business is about 8 months to achieve maximum ( 500% ). Lets see example:

Month 1.......62.5%
Month 2.......125%
Month 3.......187.5%
Month 4.......250%
Month 5.......312.5%
Month 6.......375%
Month 7.......437.5%
Month 8.......500%

Someone can decide to complete his/her circle anytime and exit with any percentage (%) profit.

*Remember the monthly percentage stated above are not facts but sample.*

We have factors that shot the price.

Question 2 Answer: Maximum completion of Circle is 8 month. Some Region might hit 500% ROI in 5 Months. My Analysis is from one of the cheapest zone/region on earth (Niger State). So, you will make more.

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*Question 3. What are the minimum capital to invest?*

Let consider 2017 HPPM, which was about #5,100-5,200 Per 100kg space bag.

Someone can invest as low as 1 bag but two is better.

Is true *"all hands are not equal but yours most not be the shortest"*

Maximum can be any amount but should not disturb our businesses. It will be enjoyable when purchase minimum of 20 bags.

Anyone can enter with reasonable amount.

Remember our indicators should trigger *buy* before we move ahead.

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Question 4. *Risk Factors of Unpeeled melon (0-5)%*.

No Business without a *risk* but is very important to take a calculated *risk*.

*Risk* 1. Neatness: During purchase look for clean & well dried unpeeled melon. (If not neat the value will depreciate).

*Risk* 2. Storage : Keep it dry. (If not properly stored the value will depreciate)

To some Agropreniuers *melon is considered to be risk free*, others said is 2%.

Please read the write up of David Ovye in 2015 about melon storage in Linkedin.

I don't know him & he don't know me.

https://www./melonegusi-storage-business-most-investment-david-ovye

*Question 5*

*What are the indicators for entering point?*

*The question above is the best question one will ever ask in melon storage business*.

In 2016 season, a woman purchase melon @ the rate of #150 per mudu after 4 months she sold it @ same rate without recovering expenses money. It could be said that "she bought it cheap and sell cheaper" & work done is zero.

We will consider some basic indicators:

Indicator 1 Explanation.

*Seasonality*: Season is better and biggest treats to food security in Africa. Crop production is heavly dependent on *ANNUAL RAINFALL* . The price & avaliability of certain foods are largely determine by *season*.

a) Rainfall: According to Nigeria Meteological Agency ( NIMET ) state:
The earliest Onset date is expected to be from March 1st arround the coastal region... *North Cental will experience Onset on June 1... and Cessation data is expected to start by September.*

Haven the NIMET forecast in mind, the next question is.

What is the effect of the climatic change to local farmers?

Uneducated farmer don't understand the shift in weather which will corresponds will the shift in planting season.

Naturally each crop has a particular month, week or even day of planting as believe by local farmers. Once the period has passed hardly will farmers plant such with relax mind.

Melon Planting season in North Central is April and rain did not fall till late May & June as forecasted. Most farmers now concentrated on yam & other crops that are normally planted during the May/June season.

Few Planted Egusi while others targets late planting *without* knowning that Cessation will start *early.*

*Indicator 1 Forecast:*

*If cessation starts early as forecasted, that means late "planting will not yield in North Central"*.

*A strong indicator that melon will be "expensive"*. Including the fact that few farmer planted melon.

Note: If your outside Nigeria you can use meteological forested to measure fram activities arround you to harness the oppurtunity.

*Indicator 2:*

*Farmers Displacement:*

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Farmers Displacement:

Clearly, the action of Boko Haram in the North East and Herdsman in the North Central Nigeria has disrupt agricultural activities.

*Some of Farmers in Benue relocates to Niger to Plant Yam*. This is clear indicator that melon will go high.

Psychologically farmers will not farm with they full potential to avoid unbearable losses that might result from crises.

One Igbo proverb said: "Ala adighi nma bu uru ndi eze" which means *crises benefits the kings*.

How do we make best use the crises time for financial enrichment?

Only to invest on agro-products early.

See newspaper review below�

http://saharareporters.com/2018/04/09/over-2000-nigerians-killed-farmers-herdsmen-clashes-across-nigeria-group

https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/farmers-herders-crisis-62-000-displaced-in-4-states-report-251884.html

http://sunnewsonline.com/300000-students-displaced-by-herdsmen-incursion-in-benue/
[7/10, 8:08 AM] Kalu Sunday: Question 6.

*What are the exit-method and cash out point?*

Before we consider question number six, we will first consider what shifts the entering price from #80 to #100.

This is a period where business minded Agropreniuers bank they savings by purchasing a well dried melon.

The sudden demand increases the price of a melon by #20.

*Exit method:* At what point can investor pull out his fund? The money invested could be seen as money banked in a commercial bank since melon is at high demand anytime of the year.

Exit or total sales of stored goods is very easy by removing #20-40 from present cost. Millions can be sold in a market day.

For effective cash out during the pick or reasonable appreciated level, we most ensure ;

a) *Quantity:* The quantity most exceed the normal or standard given by others.
Reason: During purchase melon are turgid and started shrinking with time. *We encourage people to measured 73-74 mudu's which is 3-4 mudu's higher than normal.* What we are saying is stored bags should be slightly above normal by about 4%.

It has being confirm that melon shrinked by 2-3% if stored for long period.

b) *Clean & Dry*: Once is neat and dry customers will purchase yours b4 others.

*Harvest Period Price of Melon*

One of the most important indicator that truely indicate that melon will increase upto or beyond 500% is entering price.

*Last harvest Starting Price was #80 per Mudu & #5600 Per Bag*.

*Ending of the circle hit #550 and settled @ #500 per mudu & #35,000 per bag of 100kg presently.*

Note: The first price of melon is not the true entering price rather is called *False Price or Hunger Price*.

*False Price*: As a result of long season of hunger after planting season, farmers lack cash and started selling their farms or first yields at lower price.
Immediately after two weeks the price will come to normal *which is slightly above the false price*. It was @ #100 last year.

*For Real: When the False Price Hit above the previous @ #80, that means melon will be more expensive & above 500% ROI.*

*If it hit #80 we are likely to experience same thing next year.*

*If its below previous, is likely not to give 500% ROI.*

Question 7:What are the expected ROI?

Answer Number 7: ROI depends on factors mentioned earier.


Rainfall: Favourably, melon needs little rainfall to produce. North Central has not experience much rainfall....which will favour early planting of melon.

Farmers Displacement: The crises in the North Central will not farvour farmer.

HPPM: Harvest Period Price of Melon is the major factor to consider.

*We can experience some shift in price but possibly what happen during this year will repeat next year*.

*Modalities*

1. During Purchase: Melon shrinks during drying & storage period. Ensure that you add extra 4 mudu's during purchase.

Two percent (2%) for shrinking & 2% over for fast sales ( cash out ).

2. Make sure you dry the product atleast once in every two months.

3. Stored rightly.

Gubatun/Chikina/Ogwusiwo.

*Conclusion*

We started from answering some basic questions in agribusiness which can give us 500% ROI. We also stated the duration, minimum investment capital, risk factor, Indicators and cash out method.

We request all members to send the information to unemployed/employed youth for free. Please don't sell the information only to get money. Let help to improve standard living & life of ours.

Note: This lecture did not Approof/Request any member to invest in melon business without considering the major[b] *indicator stated above*[/b]. Is only the indications assures us the profitability of the business then we invest.

Ask any question regards the information given above.

For more information/request contact me via phone/wasapp.

dokiOloye:
There are more women than men in every country of the world.
If every Nigerian woman votes for a female president, its a done deal.

Touchinglives:
with 60k we could be making 100k monthly. that is 50% return on investment. Its not free.actually it does generate up to 60% returns.but my cut is 10% so for each 60k invested, monthly return will be 90k chat me up for details if interested.AGRICULTURE ROCKS

HEseesall:



He doesnt want that, i suggested it he said no, he has to be in charge fully not jointly

Balyz:
Shut up fool. Did the fulani tell you they will not pay for the land they are planning to occupy? They are paying for it just like you

post=69150311:

Ignored dis illiterate hermaphrodite.
Ok sir!

amaniro:

BBQ, I bu onyeibo?

Ofuzo:


Ok, I didn't know about the northern parts of enugu state converting to islam. Same with nsukka and abakiliki people. I read on the news the other day about a large donation from dangote to ebonyi moslems. One ebonyi alhaji ajah was jumping up and down for joy. That simply goes to show that some northern igbos have been infiltrated by islam that will result in a slow creep into igbo heartland.
That validates not negate what I was saying about the Iranians. It looks like the Iranians are trying to get in the game after discovering that islam have taken root in igboland and they didn't want shiite islam to be left behind. Of course, the Iranians are a BIG BIG THREAT. If you call yourself an Igboman, I'm SHOCKED you don't have the forsight to figure out that an investment in HOSPITAL by the ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN is questionable investment. GEEZ. Are you people igbos or not. A freaking HOSPITAL!!!!! WTF. That's as easy as ABCD. Not an INVESTMENT in steel factory, or a persian rug factory, or an air conditioning factory, or a car components and accessories factory. Noooooooo, a freaking HOSPITAL!!!!!! Are you freaking KIDDING ME? Do you know that the fact that some of you have refused to debate this alert have left me SERIOUSLY CONFUSED about the kinds of igbos we have on this forum. Any Igboman extolling the virtues of ISLAMIC REPUBLICS like the ones you have in the gulf and iran ought to have their heads examined thoroughly.
So, this means that the hitherto 100% largest christain tribe in Africa have been conquered by islam. Can some of you DUMB igbos that were acting like I was speaking GREEK now shout ALLAHU AKHBER to that. After all, while all the moslem countries will forever remain 100% moslem, former 100% christain groups will soon see their christian numbers go down and their moslem numbers go up. A process that started in yorubaland a while ago which will in no distant future see the christian Yorubas become a tiny minority.

FortifiedCity:
I think she's Nigerian. It's a Nigerian name

IamPatriotic:


GOAT ko, ASUN ni...

post=68978013:
*quote*hhhh
*Unquote *


One of the tricks of journalism we learnt many years ago; it always work like MAGIC!

Rukkydelta:
I'm not suprised of the comments I'm seeing
I pity anyone that takes his/her relationship to nairaland because if you take their advise seriously such relationship will surely end. Op if you know you can't wait for her instead of cheating just break up, you couldn't have agreed innitialy when you know you won't cope with the no sex law cos cheating might cause something you don't want. You can still marry her now than waiting for 3years talk to her about it and make her understand you and your needs
Goodluck

Hurlarzan139:
Anybody wey wish to enjoy beta phone should switch to IPhone or Samsung.. All this yeye phone na scam unless you want to be using it to play musics and games..

benuejosh:
Football actually brings about unity. It has once again United Nigerians. Since yesterday I've noticed no one said Musa is from the north and as such it's a northern goal, it is now a goal for all Nigerians and everyone living in Nigeria. Everyone is now a "Proudly Nigerian" and no more "I am Biafra", even my friend Joy Nweke said i should henceforth call her Joy Musa, lol. No more "Afonja" names calling, no more "IPOB" names calling. All of a sudden we've all kept our ethnic, religious, cultural and traditional differences aside to embrace our oneness. I LOVE this Unity. How i wish the FIFA world cup happens everyday and Musa, Mikel or Etebo would score everyday. So that we will continue to be this United. The "Musa goal" has again reunited us. Football unites!

The Eagles has taken off.
LET'S SOAR HIGHER!
UP NIGERIA!

madridguy:
The senators should not cause scatter scatter inside the camp by trying to make Ahmed Musa feel over important. Someone works the goals for him.

The whole team deserves the praising and not a single player.

kehinde1588:
I understand you make this comment out of pains bro. Get well soon.
Inferior complex is really disturbing the East