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PoliticsRe: Ekitigate: Obanikoro is compromised, Fayose says in reaction to ex-minister by Aristo3146(m): 8:45pm On Oct 19, 2016
todayboy:
God

When will buhari

Die?
A day after you die...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FIRS Is Recruiting! Federal Inland Revenue Service 2016 Job Vacancies by Aristo3146(m): 4:22am On Oct 18, 2016
ejdan:
received thankzz guys
pls sir forward to browny.aa8@gmail.com
PoliticsRe: External Reserves Hit 11-year Low Of $24.21bn by Aristo3146(m): 9:34am On Oct 17, 2016
excel101:
That's the problem with co-dullards like you. In less than a year PMB came in, he banned importation of rice and other items, while he never made provision for them locally. Was that a wise decision?
PMB promised to hit the ground running and he did it, you still have a lot of years to wail, its a pity...six years of agony awaits you...You have an option anyway...suicide...
PoliticsRe: External Reserves Hit 11-year Low Of $24.21bn by Aristo3146(m): 6:12am On Oct 17, 2016
naijaboy756:
Imagine Obama had people like you as supporters when he took over an American economy under recession. If Buhari isn't willing to work, he should just resign. How can a man be toying with the destiny of over 170M people? Didn't we elect him to get alternative sources?
We voted him to get alternative source quit alright...But are we supporting or frustrating his efforts in finding alternative sources...HE took a board step by banning 41 products including rice from assessing forex from official forex market...this programme was backed by Bank of Agriculture and bank of industry offer of giving soft loans to Nigerians through YEP Programme to encourage diversification into Agricultural and industrial sector...But its a pity short sighted morons analysed the programme on the basis of high cost of goods in the market(especially rice), the government made efforts in attracting direct foreign investments, but its not going down well because of the activities of militants and other security challenges, Buhari has exceeded expectation(like it or not) ,our aptitudes brought us were we are....thats why i support the change begins with me...
LiteratureRe: How To Pass A Failed Test- A Short Comedy Story by Aristo3146(m): 7:15am On Oct 15, 2016
Therock5555:
When bouncing off a few metres away, a girl behind me was laughing hysterically, I turned in time to see her pointing at the back of my head. I called her to ask what was funny when she told me if I had dinner with rats the previous night, in my mind I was like 'noooooo', I gave her my phone to take a photograph and the results were mind blowing, I thought the back of my head was hit by a tsunami. I wept like I was dumped off a large sum of money, I quickly ran back to confront the barber, he claimed my hair was curly like a Fulani man's own which was true, he then claimed that it was the reason his clipper fetched my hair like a landmine, I swore never to patronise them again, i would rather allow my hair to be as long as a mad man's if they were the last Barbers in the world than to allow them touch my hair again.

But there I was a couple of years later staring tepidly at them, crying in my mind about the hair I was about to let go off, I had never completely shaved my hair for over six years but it was either I did that or get yabbed like first year where I wore hoodies and head warmer for two straight months cause of the painful slow growth of my hair.

"Guy I wan barb"

"Which style?"

I sighed, took out my phone and took a couple of last remembrance pictures before allowing my hair to be ravaged into a skin cut style in less than two minutes. The dude was proud of his efforts in barbing me swiftly. I changed into a complete set of shirt and glasses, with my Skull shining brightly in the rising sun.

Luckily for me, Mrs Ade was speaking to a boy at the back of the class with her back turned, some bad belly folks wanted to blow my cover as I tip toed in even though they did not recognise me again, I looked like an under-15 kid imposter. I swiftly grabbed a test script just in time before Mrs Ade turned, I was pushing a girl to allow me a seat when she shouted at me.

"My friend stop copying and go back to your seat" she barked. My heart beat could be heard miles away as I walked towards a free seat, her eyes trying to decipher if I was who she thought or it was my younger twin. I contorted my face like an slowpoke under heat as I successfully got to my seat in time before she scream "submit". Fuckkk no, I wasn't hearing 'submit' I was hearing 'continue' instead. I was dubbing from all corners and was about the second to last person that finally submitted, I didn't even know neither did I care about what I wrote, all I knew was that, I made it through. They all thought I was gonna fail but I clicked through once again barely standing firm.

My friends were having a filled day laughing when they saw my skin cut, I was soaking in the insults when a guy took out his Blackberry Z10 and when I was preparing for a timid smile, he pointed the camera to my feet and took pictures, I was confused at first until he spoke.

" Hey, students make una look this boy leg, him and mad man which of them dey mad pass " he screamed as lots of students turned to look at me. I quickly looked at my feet and couldn't believe it.

I was putting on my bathroom slippers on my left leg and my palm slippers on my right foot, I felt like the ground could swallow me, phones and cameras began shuttering as I became an unfortunate celebrity of misplaced priorities.

That moment I realised why my area folks wanted to beat me thinking I was mentally deranged, it wasn't their fault. I quickly called a bike, only to find out my wallet was empty, the previous bike man must have swamped off more than our agreed fee so I had no choice but to begin trekking home admist shame and laughter.

That day I learnt my lesson, I wasn't ever going to rap "who you EPP" song or any other Olamide or phyno songs ever in my life again, I almost missed an important test which would have bagged me an extra year in school for nothing.

Who Olamide don help sef....


The End......
YOU are amazing bro...
PoliticsRe: Two More Judges Arrested As DSS Freezes Accounts by Aristo3146(m): 6:14am On Oct 13, 2016
kcnwaigbo:
It is the responsibility of he who alleges to prove.The DSS must be able to prove the monies were proceeds of a particular corrupt activity. You don't take someone's money and ask him to prove he didn't get it through corruption, the law doesn't work that way.I am however sure the judges would be ready ti explain alternative sources of their income but the law expects the DSS to prove that the monies were sourced from corruption and not the other way round
I thought you are reasonable but this comment just sold you out...
PoliticsRe: Two More Judges Arrested As DSS Freezes Accounts by Aristo3146(m): 6:06am On Oct 13, 2016
kcnwaigbo:
Since when did it become a crime to keep money at home or to own property? You people should be smarter thsn this!!!Osinbanjo declared More assets then all this and yet some of these judges have been practising law long before him
If you have a little sense of analysis, Osinbanjo declared his assets and his source of earnings that are verifiable, osinbanjo is a principal partner of salmon coopers...If those judges think their earnings are legitimates they should go ahead and declare the source...Or is their source blood money?? because that is the only source that cannot be verified...
PoliticsRe: Two More Judges Arrested As DSS Freezes Accounts by Aristo3146(m): 5:54am On Oct 13, 2016
kcnwaigbo:
Some of these men have been doing law for decades !!! There are lots of business you can start with even less than N10million and become a millionaire in less than 10 years.

Go and ask some of these Igbo's in ladipo and alaba how much they were settled by their bosses.I bet you none of them will tell you anything close to N5m and yet today some of them are worth hundreds of millions
If they have other sources of income, its left to them to come out clear on this...you taking medicine upon another man's headache...do you think you can defend a judge more than he can defend himselfhuh its very funny non of those judges has denied any of the accusations, its we the hungry looking zombies that are acting their advocate...there is no way you will earn a honest income from a legitimate source without tax deductions...Been it investment income or otherwise...
PoliticsRe: Two More Judges Arrested As DSS Freezes Accounts by Aristo3146(m): 5:40am On Oct 13, 2016
EternalTruths:
When will Buhari arrest Burantashi and Dambazzou angry

Hypocrisy will destroy Nigeria angry
How i wish you asked GEJ when he will arrest DANSUKI
PoliticsRe: Two More Judges Arrested As DSS Freezes Accounts by Aristo3146(m): 5:36am On Oct 13, 2016
horlabiyi:
They just want to silent this arm of the government but
What about those who this arm of government has unjustly silent...
PoliticsRe: Mary Odili Wept And Begged Supreme Court Judges To Accept N5billion Bribe - SR by Aristo3146(m): 5:17am On Oct 12, 2016
richidinho:
grin
SR should also tell us how the certificate forgery case ended, who bribed who, who shed tears and who later presented the certificate before the case was strucked out
YOU must be living in Mars, let me help you...The lawyer that instigated the case voluntarily withdrew the case...
PoliticsRe: How NJC Rejected DSS’ Request To Probe Judges by Aristo3146(m): 4:14pm On Oct 11, 2016
kings09:
Let d president start wit d executive n we ll believe him
Thank God we know PMB started with Opposition, followed with National Assemble, he is now with the judiciary...But the question is can you tell me how GEJ startedhuh
PoliticsRe: How NJC Rejected DSS’ Request To Probe Judges by Aristo3146(m): 11:24am On Oct 11, 2016
pchukwudi:
Mr. Smart.

Those who spent tens of millions to cut grasses at the IDP camp (while the displaced persons starved and prostituted for food) should FIRST be harrased, intimidated and abducted. Then after that, those in the cabinet should follow, then after that those who got into office without the due certificate should be exposed (rather than hiring the "corrupt" legal professionals to cover their fraud). Then after that you can now have a valid moral standing to "harass" the judiciary.
GOD himself knows i ignore comments like this...
PoliticsRe: How NJC Rejected DSS’ Request To Probe Judges by Aristo3146(m): 8:05am On Oct 11, 2016
The judges are not above the law, I wonder why some people are criticizing and condemning this, Some morons has gone as far as calling the arrest a breach of procedure and an attack on democracy, NJC is citing the principle of separation of powers... I told a friend yesterday, a judge that corruptly broke all procedures and collect a bribe does not need any procedure to be prosecuted(live by sword die by sword approach), even the law itself made provision for doctrine of necessity, What attack on democracy is more than corruption?? A certain judge was accused, arrested and prosecuted by FBI in United states and he ended up committing suicide because he felt the shame of been a victim of law when he was supposed to be a custodian of law...The rate at which we are eulogising the corrupt activities and standing in defence of any whistle blown against corrupt individuals is alarming...Now i know why the youths are never the leaders of today, they will continue to be leaders of tomorrow, and do you know whathuh TOMORROW NEVER COMES...
PoliticsRe: Rythm Festival Of Arts And Culture Organised By Zahra Buhari In Aso Rock (Photos by Aristo3146(m): 7:51pm On Oct 10, 2016
Sugarhugs:
You will not go and tell your father to remove ban from importation of rice. Mtchw
Let me be a gentleman for once...Sweetie the Ban on rice importation was lifted last week...
PoliticsRe: Presidency Hands Over Two Aircrafts To Nigerian Air Force (photos) by Aristo3146(m): 5:19pm On Oct 10, 2016
ArcSEMPECJ:
What will the handing over effect in the struggling epileptic economic condition?,..won't. The aircraft also be maintained and usedhuh Is it not the same money that will be used all from the federal bags?,..if you read well you will see the functions of those aircrafts and they don't need to be in the presidential possession except if otherwise needed,..so. What is. The fuss all about?
ASK the previous administrations that bought them...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Inquiries On Federal Civil Service Commission Recruitments 2016/2017 by Aristo3146(m): 5:33am On Oct 10, 2016
casttlebarbz:
U will be disqualified because of your grammer...


BTW dem Don warn u say do apply for different positions,irrespective of the ministry
OGA LECTURER, ITS NOT GRAMMER, IT IS GRAMMAR...Remove the log in your eye...What a shame trying to correct someone...let me stop here before the mod ban me again...
FamilyRe: Woman Discovers She's Being Married To A Dead Man For 6 Years - Her Reaction ? by Aristo3146(m): 12:13am On Oct 08, 2016
Science should have a better explanation to this...Our religious extremist will only complicate issues and end up confusing themselves and the masses...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fortis Mfb Online Aptitude Test Invite For Management Trainee by Aristo3146(m): 7:56pm On Oct 07, 2016
haibe:
good for u.. i didn't know they are based in abj.. i will just use the test to test my skill.. am not relocating to abj.. unless they will be paying me one mad money
log in, highlight the questions and pest them here for us pls..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fortis Mfb Online Aptitude Test Invite For Management Trainee by Aristo3146(m): 6:45pm On Oct 07, 2016
SAME HERE
CareerRe: Professions That Harbor Secrets The Most by Aristo3146(m): 6:50am On Oct 03, 2016
Op Are you forgetting our ogas from National Assembly? #budgetpadding
TravelRe: Man Who Escaped Fuel Tanker Explosion Kneels Down To Thank God - Photos by Aristo3146(m): 8:17am On Oct 02, 2016
iceberylin:
Someone probably Is dead an he's thanking God..

What joy is there when you got lucky and others didn't but these stuffs mostly gets us to Testify. Seems wrong to me..
First time somebody is speaking my mind on an issue like this...I was once involved in a tragedy that left me the only survival, my family was planning to organise a party and give testimony/ thanks giving, I told them i am not party to it, they looked at it that i am ungrateful to God. I spent that whole month paying solidarity visits to the deceased families, I was really touched how the families were going through agonies due to their loss...To cut the whole story short, i was able to meet an old woman whose only son(a bread winner of the family) lost his life in the tragedy, i took her like my mother, bought her a mobile phone, told her if she need anything she should not hesitate to call, I thank God that family now is giving testimonies and thanking God for bring me to them, they are indeed my second family....
HealthRe: Before And After Hitting The Gym Pictures Of A Nairalander by Aristo3146(m): 3:00pm On Sep 26, 2016
NeduLuiZ:
Had to dig out these old pictures... Used to be one hell of a skinny dude.
By the time you fail waec like five times na WWE you go dey ooo...anyways wish you all the best..
PoliticsRe: CBN Rejects Adeosun's Call For Interest Rate Cut, Retains Benchmark Rat by Aristo3146(m):
I am not comfortable with were Mr Godwin said "Reducing interest rate to stimulate consumption in an economy not back up with industrial capability will increase the rate of inflation" he might be looking at it from a view point that too much money will be pursuing little goods and it will lead to high prices of goods(demand pull inflation), But has he ever thought that high interest rate will increase finance cost of organisations and this will increase production cost of goods and services resulting to high prices(Cost push Inflation). The only advantage high interest rate has is discouraging importation thereby reducing undue pressure on our foreign reserve and will go a long way in stabilizing the exchange rate in a longrun.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Meets Michelle Obama In New York (Photos) by Aristo3146(m): 10:23am On Sep 20, 2016
pol23:
She attended a programme put together to help girls.
Na girl she be?
Husband and wife dey U. S each fly out different presidential jet.
Why not go together to save cost.
The economy is bad and this niggqs won't even think bout saving or stay back home.
Na to dey go where they 're not needed.
Well!
Are you ok?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Standard Chartered Bank 2016 International Graduate Programme In Nigeria by Aristo3146(m): 11:10pm On Sep 16, 2016
emmabod:
I just PM now
pls sir, i will also need information on strength test ..
CelebritiesRe: Why Mercy Johnson Locked Herself In Car Boot And Cried Cause Of Genevieve Nnaji by Aristo3146(m): 5:21am On Sep 14, 2016
;DSuch is life, why another person is shutting himself in a boot crying for Mercy Johnson, MERCY is shutting herself in a closet crying for another person...Pls ooo any Naijalander wer like me like this(especially ladies) should just holla me, i will be at your service...
CultureRe: Naira Vs Other African Currencies. by Aristo3146(m): 5:14am On Sep 12, 2016
1 Ghana Cedi- #105
PoliticsRe: Youths! If PMB Is Kicked Out In 2019, Whom Are We Going To Kick In? by Aristo3146(m): 5:29am On Sep 11, 2016
tit:
i see you dont know anything.
that is why. when the wise people are talking, you give them a chance.
do not say because it is woman she cannot do it.
germany and britain have woman president.
by next year usa and russia will make woman president next year.
then china and north korea.
all the strong countries.
only nigeria and saudi arabia will lack behind
I remember, Brazil just kick out their female president...I pray you should not be the next...
RomanceRe: How Do I Allow Myself Fall In Love With This Guy? by Aristo3146(m): 5:07am On Sep 11, 2016
betty616:
I've been single for a while now and decided not to be anymore but the issue is I've been finding it difficult falling in love, seems like I can't love again, loving seems almost impossible. Then there's this guy, he's really great and I'm trying to let myself fall in love, don't know how to do that. Please is it possible? I'm confused.
Find a piece of cloth and tie your eyes anytime he comes around, then fall in love with him...#loveisblind
Jokes EtcRe: When A Local Girl Smokes Weed For The First Time { PIC } by Aristo3146(m): 7:52am On Sep 09, 2016
Monkey style...
BusinessRe: 19 Facts About Dangote’s Refinery And Petrochemical Plant by Aristo3146(m): 7:36pm On Sep 07, 2016
Love Machine:
Dangote is exploitative.
Sorry to say that you sound a little bit naïve..

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