₦airaland Forum

GeneralShepherd:
I didn't make up one word there

penquin:
was expecting like RUN buh the FLEE got me rotfl

GeneralShepherd:
My experience with a girl in Nigeria, I've never met before... I was hoping we could have been good friends.
Girl : Ma financial implications are
enormous

[Girl : Better don't enter flight to Nigeria without chocolate for me

Me: Boo I can always buy chocolate for you

Girl: Chocolate means goodies hello

Me: Lol

Girl: Plus chocolates too of course

Me : I got you a lovely gown though

Girl: Ok that's one

Girl : List the others

Me: I got you a perfume as well

Me: Again without you asking

Girl: Lol


Girl: Lol

Girl: I think I love you

Girl : Wait

Girl : Which perfume is that?

Me : Is there a list of the ones you don't accept?

Me : I can't remember the name at the moment

Girl : Please let it be issey miyake L 'eau Bleue d 'issey pour homme ED

Girl : D fragrance in the blue container

Me : its definitely not Issey Miyake

Girl : But just incase its not it, you can still get it. It's not expensive @ all



Me : It's about £100 last time I checked

Girl : Add it to the one u already have

Girl: Which is how much in naira?


My brother you are not alone in this fight!!! Lol

ColeworldMD:
4,1,3 least damaged engines in that order.

armadeo:
thanks downloading commenced on the HD

Consula:
So u were telling him dat that his is ur uncle or fada Or he is now the "listener" in Sword of truth series abi #smh

kristisking:
You [s]are satisfied with his approach after almost a year of inactivities! You see, one expected that as soon as APC government won the election, they would hit the ground running, but what do we see? Stagnation everywhere. Is sixteen years not enough for somebody to have studied the problems of this country and have solutions to those problems before assuming power? I thought they said they will perform magic the previous administration could not. Anyway, by the time another year ends without any positive development, then it will dawn on you that you have been used to accomplish a mission[/s].

joseph1832:
I believe a tyrant is what Nigeria truly needs. The impunity that went on in this country knows no bounds. All the more reason why people still see it as their god given right to misbehave and do anyhow because, they know one person in government.

Honestly, those shouting Buhari is a tyrant are the ones who have one way or the other contributed to the sorry state the country now finds itself. They are the ones who can't live in a sane society. The ones who believe the stand above the law.

This insane Nigerians shouting Buhari is a tyrant never found it just that the blood of those that was shed as a result of Dasuki's looting and plundering should find justice?.

Dasuki and his elk should rot in jail for all in care, a very vivid example needs to be set to deter people who still think they can do anyhow in this country and get away with it.

Akon419:
Nigeria sudenly became a jungle nation under buhari leadership: the worst of it is that, the finance minister is as dumb as his boss. The only statement she made was to ask us to bottle our belt to embrace economic harship in 2016

Damalex4luv:
Most of the twitter harshtarg are from the 5percent and later they'll complain of marginalisation. Make I know say anything b4 they chop me raw

Cesclxg:
Most people here are only trying to let her know that nothing is free. Even when u decide to do something for someone, it still isn't free coz u are the one making the sacrifice. So the bottomline line is that she should not have come here complaining. She should have known that this is life. The thread is basically pointless. What does she wants? Our sympathy? Well she has that already. Buh she should not have come here expecting us to judge the man. She made her decision, he made his.

Cesclxg:
Truth be told, I like you. Others wud have given in to insults but not you. For that, I respect you; even though we seem to have divergent views on this topic. Anyways, keep it up...

efficiencie:
No theorist or empiricist asks for equality...equality is an illusion. No two things are ever and will ever be equal...but there is a baseline, a minimum requirement or limit to everything in life...and I believe you agree to that. However how we deviate from this limit or minimum differs but it would be an anomaly to find someone way below the limit or minimum...Bro not all of us want to be millionaires, some just want a bungalow in their village and a job paying 30k a month and they are OK!

...and to correct your historically erroneous belief that what a man gains another loses, please read the response of Adam Smith and David Ricardo to the Mercantilist doctrine of the zero-sum game...Life is not, has not and will never be a zero sum. I believe you have heard of synergy and i believe you know what it means...When persons in a game, act to maximize their collective gain, they gain much more than when each player seeks his gain alone - this is at the heart of the so called Nash Equilibrium and is the basis for the formation of cartels and non-price competition which is evidenced today in the Nigerian telecoms industry...so you see, the zero sum principle died a long time ago...If i can gain more than you lose then we can share the excess and live happily...

efficiencie:
Oh no sir, if you have been attentive to my reasoning you'll realize that my stance is against the belief that money can afford the priceless things of life...I am not defending the lady here, i am criticizing the man and these are two different things...For the man to announce his intention to offer his financial assistance for sex, he must have had and have justified the ideal that money can purchase sex...Now if something as sacred as sex can be purchased, why can't i purchase something as sacred as your head...why can't i simply offer to pay you to sit down and watch me be your wife's husband for 4 hours in the presence of your kids...

efficiencie:
so the lecturer in this case is justified to make such a offer? if he were then no wonder Nigerian universities churn out graduates that can hardly think outside their Instruments...

so the best that a lecturer can do to a student who isn't meeting up academically but wants to pass is to offer the sex for grades transaction...WoW, if Marie Curie were trained like that i wonder if we would have been able to study radio waves today...Bro, if you fail, you re-study, re-sit and re-write the exam. How does sex for grades fit into the curriculum of the University...

efficiencie:
Yea reality...the hundreds of thousands of people dying per day, the over 700 million people living below the poverty line, the soaring rates of human trafficking, the rising level of drug trafficking and oh lest i forget the legendary 90-10 principle - 90% of the world's resources controlled by 10% of the world's population...well if that is the reality the good, the bad and the ugly must embrace, then i guess i had better be the best in art of being conman because life has become a zero sum gain...your loss, my gain...is this your reality? O ma se o!!!

efficiencie:
...yes, it is baseless because you say so...you know exactly what i am alluding to but you chose the regular cop-out technique...the man in the post can use his money to get sex and he is justified at that, so also i can use my money to bring down your head for ritual purposes and i am justified at that...the central theme is using your resources to get what ordinarily your money should not be able to buy...but unfortunately, money can buy anything nowadays and that includes sex and your head on a platter...

efficiencie:
Bro i do not need the account of the other man...I feel emotional about this because it is what is happening everywhere and everyday...People who have power believe they can use it however they like irrespective of who lives or who dies...

Look at our schools, imagine in an MSc class a lecturer is dictating a textbook and she knows because she's powerful no one can challenge her madness...imagine a lecturer whose sexual advances were denied by a student and because of her the lecturer chooses to mark down everyone just to spite only one person in the class...why, because he has power to do so and no one can challenge him...

If we all ventured in search of power to molest, coerce, subjugate and oppress others tell me what kind of world would it be...would it be paradise?

efficiencie:
Bro this is why this world is screwed and will remain screwed till the end...with the resources in this world, should anyone be doing a shitty job? No, please look at Nigeria. With over 600 billion dollars made in oil revenue since 1999 should Nigeria be reeling under the oil price crash and many battling with no salary payments? I am not against people making their choices when there are ample choices to make...Have you read the works of Amartya Sen? Please do if you can and you'll see that the developed countries are called developed because on the average its people have a wide range of choices to choose from...An American prostitute is into the job because its fun and they even talk of making a career out of it with the like of Angeline Jolie, Sara Jay etc being celebrated porn stars at some point in their lives. Now these have choices...but in Africa this is not so. The choices are severely limited and people are burdened into doing what ordinarily they would not have done...

Bro, my point is if you, I and all of us were governed by the very same philosophy that guides that man who made such an offer, the world would be what Thomas Hobbes said it would be: "short, nasty and brutish..."

SUPOL:
most times dey use lies to toast n get d girl which is like giving d babe face currency after d show

efficiencie:
...and imagine a world where no one cares who dies and who lives but all we care about is what we gain...is that not the world we are in today? Many of you talking and spouting all manner of crap can do so because a rich man hasn't walked into your relationships, order the kidnapping of your girlfriend (because he's rich and powerful) and have you fan him while he pounds your highly cherished girlfriend to stupor...many of you are narrow minded and only see the flow of events from your hedonistic perspective...

efficiencie:
...did you read my post at all...i concluded that with words you can lure a dumb lady or a willing lady...and in both situations sex is consensual and blissful...but when you coerce a person who is in desperate need, using you wealth and power, Oh c'mon...It's easy to call the OP all kinds of names but i tell you, you'll feel unimaginable and unforgettable pangs of pain when you give up a priceless possession for a temporal assistance...

I am not a saint, as defined by the world, i am someone that lives by his conscience...and i wonder how i will be comfortable sleeping with a lady who really does not want the intercourse but brings herself too low to accept it all for the money...bro, i am not an angel but i'll never do that...

Ravenwolf:
Matter of fact everyone's morality is dictated by a potential profit or loss, you are not exempt.

Still within the context of "ways of achieving Sexual satisfaction/ intimacy", so you find it immoral to use your looks or personality to get sex? If you don't, why do you kick so vehemently against using your money to get sex. One thing comes to mind; Double standards!!


As long as you are a Human, you can never be truly morally perfect.

safarigirl:
struggle to provide her with money and connections. Sense and morals no dey feed pesin.

Many morally sound people have fallen to the hardship of life and malicious ways of men. No be by sense and morals. Tomorrow when women want hard working men that can provide, your likes will call them gold diggers

doveda:
It is going to happen to your daughter

efficiencie:
Mehn words define the man...if you cannot use words to get what you want in this world then i wonder what you will get...Its not hard bro, you meet a lady and ask, ''lady, you look hot and would not mind a taste'' and if she's into the crap your asking for she'll give to you, live and if not you te si waju...but using money to coerce a lady is not the mark of a man...

Cesclxg:
U sud consider the girl lucky that the man considers sex with her to be worth the accommodation fee.... Some of these hostel fees can go as high as #100k. I really think it is a good bargain. Just my 2 cents

Ravenwolf:
Bros, I clearly stated that I was naive. I was naive when I spent serious money, time, mind and affection on a certain girl because of a legitimate need I have for intimacy from members of the opposite sex. It's my need, a very genuine and legitimate one.

I find it morally sound to spend my resources on what I believe I need, if I need to be more forthright and callous because of my experience in the past when I was SLYED, so be it....


I am with the Man on this one...


One more thing bro,

you are actually dull. completely stupid

Ravenwolf:
Why the fuxk should it end well?... Women lead men on, all the time it's just to extract from his pocket.

If she don't want to cheat or she wants to remain pristine how did she get into such a compromising situation....

Very recently my fingers were severely burnt by my naivety, but I have emerged from that experience even more determined to exert my revenge in whatever callous form the law would allow.

bright007:
Olamide the new president of Twitter..