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Car Talk › Re: When You Hit Or Kill Someone While Driving: What's The Right Thing To Do? by armadeo(m): 6:50am On Oct 26, 2014

Ishilove:
Lmao!

Even Dad has changed horns a couple times. He uses 'eba power' to honk that thing, because, according to him, "some people's case have already been concluded in the spirit realm. They are just looking for who will finish it up in the physical" and he wouldn't be the scapegoat for such people.

My point exactly . no be we go be scapegoat for such people.

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Car Talk › Re: When You Hit Or Kill Someone While Driving: What's The Right Thing To Do? by armadeo(m): 6:48am On Oct 26, 2014*

lonelydora:
If Siena stays in Nigeria, he would have changed his horn like 3 times. Nigerian drivers even honk when the road is free. I don't know if it is what they teach in driving school?

U haven't seen anything yet. Before I even start my car I have pressed the horn.

Even when the car is parked I press the horn. Many mad people or people who have been killed by witches from their village are roaming the streets looking for who to physically complete the act.

I even get spare horn for booth that I can change myself.

***

On horn free day in Lagos I disconnected my horn in the morning but had to park and reconnect it.

I even use it to replay the beats of the song I am jamming on my CD.

I love my horn. grin

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Romance › Re: See What My Sexy Female Lecturer Wore To Class Today (smh) by armadeo(m): 6:31am On Oct 26, 2014

YungwizzzyPt7:
why na?

Because you go about posting thrash. If the purge were real I will find you and give you a mad beat down. grin

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 6:27am On Oct 26, 2014*

Guykhena:
This just coming in,,,
@ Armadeo

Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles(2014)_WEBRIP

Thanks man. Ama download it sharply.

Dude thanks I preferred it to Hercules.

Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by armadeo(m): 6:24am On Oct 26, 2014

Like like like!!!!!

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Romance › Re: See What My Sexy Female Lecturer Wore To Class Today (smh) by armadeo(m): 5:39pm On Oct 25, 2014

Pls ban this Guy's IP forever. It will make nairaland a better place

TV/Movies › Re: The Purge. If It Really Happens? by armadeo(op): 3:41pm On Oct 25, 2014*

Na wa for some people sha. Pls find somewhere else to park well.

I watched a movie, it entertained me and I am sharing simple. If you find it difficult to seperate reality from fiction that's your headache not mine

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TV/Movies › Re: The Purge. If It Really Happens? by armadeo(op): 11:23pm On Oct 24, 2014

itstpia1:
this is craziness though, you should get help.

you're mixing your video games with the real world.

do the crime, do the time dear.

May God have mercy on you and all of us.

Dude its not real. Its just based on a movie. OK.

If you feel uninterested or think its absurd there are a gazzilion other threads here. Find one you like.

May God also have mercy on you.

TV/Movies › Re: The Purge. If It Really Happens? by armadeo(op): 11:22pm On Oct 24, 2014

newguy1:
bro just imagine dem too go plan to purge me way dem cheat on... .

Lol. Now you see it

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by armadeo(m): 5:50pm On Oct 24, 2014

tapingil:
American Hustle...

This movie bored the hell out of me. I only watched due to the retro theme.

TV/Movies › Re: The Purge. If It Really Happens? by armadeo(op): 5:47pm On Oct 24, 2014

newguy1:
In the real world dis will b d highest of all stupi.d idea man could comeup with. We cross each other everyday.so if ma girl cheat on me i get to kill without repercausion. The person dat cameup with d idea should b purged first den d people dat implement it.

But your gf and her co cheater could also plan to purge on you too.

Its one day a year you really gat to hate someone and wait for him that day.

Politics › Re: Meet The Man Who Tamed Nigeria's Most Lawless City by armadeo(m): 5:38pm On Oct 24, 2014

Brf we have our differences but I would still vote you. Able governor.

Politics › Re: Photos Of How Africans Sit Atop Border Fence In A Desperate Move To Enter Spain by armadeo(m): 5:34pm On Oct 24, 2014

Ineedsugarmummy:
How I wish I can get to they fence

Do you see anyone on that fence with a phone that has data.

PS a sugar mummy will not help u.

Politics › Re: Police Beats Banker To Pulp For Urinating Beside A Bank[photos] by armadeo(m): 5:31pm On Oct 24, 2014

Oyeneku3:
In the voice of OKON ---"chisos!!!!!"

The police is your friend..if you doubt me, try the nigerian Army

This guy should be fired for this pic

Politics › Re: Police Beats Banker To Pulp For Urinating Beside A Bank[photos] by armadeo(m): 5:29pm On Oct 24, 2014

berem:
But why is it that men cannot hold urine unlike women? Women no matter how pressed they are cannot pee anywhere but men just pee anyhow and anywhere.

Sorry for him anyway!

Sorry to burst your bubble but on four occasions I have gone to my vehicle in a public parking lot only to see a matures woman own raised raining down urine like no tomorrow. In broad daylight.

The last one was so annoying I yelled at the woman she profusely apologised while still raining pee on my back tire.

Education › Re: What Were The Crazy Things You Did As A Fresher In The University .. by armadeo(m): 5:22pm On Oct 24, 2014

butanep:
you worry shall... you don't want guy to dance with your sis... who will now dance with her?

Tony Montana comes to mind.

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Education › Re: Meet The Biology Teacher Who Donated His Skeleton For Anatomy by armadeo(m): 5:03pm On Oct 24, 2014

This thread is heading nowhere but I will still try.

Celebrities › Re: Meet Man Who Can Transform Into 16 Celebs With Just Makeup (pics) by armadeo(m): 5:00pm On Oct 24, 2014

Poorly done as far as I am concerned. Also why did he transform into only female celebs.

Transgender tins in play.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by armadeo(m): 4:57pm On Oct 24, 2014*

gbosaa:
Anybody know the entry level for LASTMA pls?...I have interview tomorrow.

A beg if u get the job on let us know where u are posted to so if u hold us we fit shout nairalander make u free us. Thanks

Modified in 2020.

I've been getting likes for this 6year old post for a while. Just to have fun if you are here after 29th august 2020 hit the like button.

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Politics › Re: Photo: President Jonathan And Patience in their University days by armadeo(m): 4:53pm On Oct 24, 2014

MadCow1:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1807925_gej_jpeg992928adad11461598fca84307c51f06

#FIRSTIMPRESSION.... Nobody in that Picture looks literate..

you really be craze cow.

Phones › Re: Vodacom Now I N Nigeria, Begins Operations... by armadeo(m): 4:50pm On Oct 24, 2014

OK. I don't understand anyway.

Properties › Re: Who Is Richer: Aliko Dangote Or Ayiri Emami? by armadeo(m): 4:38pm On Oct 24, 2014

MissTeaseMe:
If we'll convert Dangote's worth to naira, he is worth

N4, 300, 000, 000, 000

Didn't you read an earlier post not to convert his cash into naira for our sanity sake.

*** pulls clothes and runs into the market***

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Romance › Re: She Always Slap Me by armadeo(m): 1:33pm On Oct 24, 2014

zizazizu:
For a person @ 32 to ask if this is normal....hmm!

Finito. The fact that he even asks. Anyway op welcome to the group of posters I never open their threads

Andyblaze ( with any extension)
Liability
Miss yuzedo
And now cokacoola

Career › Re: The Nigerian Engineer And The Oil/Gas Career Mentality by armadeo(m): 10:46am On Oct 24, 2014

Engineers just upped the ante.

Nice piece though. All those shouting too long to read I feel sorry for you all. I am not an engineer but I was enlightened and inspired We can all think and innovate.

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Properties › Re: Who Is Richer: Aliko Dangote Or Ayiri Emami? by armadeo(m): 9:43am On Oct 24, 2014*

4C2215131:
you don't want to convert Dangote's wealth to it's value in Naira...for your own sanity sake!)

This got me rolling on the floor.

As in if they convert that bar to naira, people who see the value some go just blind, some go become deaf mute, some go naked enter market, ayiri go ask am to adopt am.

In short this guy Na national security risk. grin

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Politics › Re: Finally, Jonathan Declares Interest In 2015 Election by armadeo(m): 6:51pm On Oct 23, 2014

This stuff landed on front page with only a few comments. I hurriedly booked space to comment only to land here. It is well.

Back to topic.....

We all know Jonathan will recontest so why the rigmarole. What's up with another committee ? Anyway all man must chop.

TV/Movies › Re: The Purge. If It Really Happens? by armadeo(op): 6:51pm On Oct 23, 2014

itstpia1:
Doesnt it happen regularly in africa?

Whats new there and why is the op so excited?

Well I get where you are coming from. Despite all that happens here its still illegal we are talking legally.

You can get your shot gun and go to that dude who annoyed you and turn him into a napkin I.e full of holes

The point is will you do it. Will you purge.

What's your purge?

Phones › Re: Mtn Android Users!!! What Data Plan Do You Suscribe To by armadeo(m): 5:32pm On Oct 23, 2014

I have an android double sim card.

I have mtn in both sim slots. I buy 3gb night plan for both 2 weeks apart. I use the 1.5 gig extra during the day and once I exhaust it and the night plan rolls in a subscribe for the other sim.

All those series ain't gonna download themselves. grin

Education › Re: Am I Too Old To Enter 100 Level At 21? by armadeo(m): 5:25pm On Oct 23, 2014

ERCROSS:
Broh...
U r not too late..
Life is not a race..

Life isn't a race at all. I remember mY setbacks in school ( all my fault) and my bro told me that lifebisnt a race. Now here we are.

I know what I am talking about

Politics › Re: Dame Patience Collides with Gov. Dickson, She Resigns In Bayelsa Civil Service by armadeo(m): 5:11pm On Oct 23, 2014

Lucky77:
So this woman want to install her cronies in all the states of Niger-Delta. First it was Rivers, then Bayelsa; next it will be Delta state, then Akwa-Ibom ... ... and then eventually the presidency. We are watching.

I trust delta state sha. E go hard for person to just fall out dey form anointed from wherever. Na our short man go install the next governor.

Politics › Re: First Consultants Faces Battle To Recover by armadeo(m): 4:51pm On Oct 23, 2014

I hope they get back non their feet. I thank God for the proffesionalism shown by the staff of the hospital. They saved this nation form a catastrophy. Thank God it wasn't a malaria typhoid hospital where they would have admitted the man with a huge bill and treat for malaria for 10 days thereby infecting others.

I am also greatful to God for the drs strike that period because had Mr sawyer landed in a govt hospital this wouldn't be the tale today as many more ( hospital staff/ patients) would have come in contact with him before the correct diagnosis was made.

All in all I believe that God favours Nigeria.

Politics › Re: Why I Abandoned My Kids For Eight Years – Father by armadeo(m): 7:03am On Oct 23, 2014

Elcapo:

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