₦airaland Forum

Slonge2:
i remember the day after watching a jetli movie and emulating what i thought were some badass, foolproof moves from the movie, i went to challange the foremost bully in my class then. The guy so whopped my azz that i almost fell unconscious.

from that day i became a pacifist..








moral of the story: no trust oyinbo and their movies, e fit kill you..

Lol@ bolded.

I actually find this pic very educating. Gej had no idea the day this pic was taken that one day......






Nice one. PS does this represent a surulere pic?

charix:
Somebody read and summarize please.

In summary they are no longer danfo drivers.









PS download an e book on speed reading.

Thank me later

Parkac:
A fisherman in the area, Taofeek Dauda, narrated that: “His parents were here, and I told them to pay N30,000 so I can bring out the corpse with my canoe. I also told them that the money covers the materials we are going to use to perform some rituals before he could be buried, because it is very important to do such for whoever dies in this kind of circumstance.”

Just imagine this fisherman. While I understand he haz to be paid why attempt to rip off the poor parents who just lost their son.

This boy has added bills to his family by his death.

Kimmo:
*sigh* Look, men and women have certain standards. The kind of man who would willingly choose a cleaner, thinks of himself as being happy with her choice of work/person. There are certain jobs people choose because of a lack of choice. The average university graduate in Nigeria would go for teaching rather than cleaning, for instance.
There's no way to equate a cleaner with a banker, unless the person cleans Jonathan's room in Aso rock or runs a professional cleaning outfit.

The only posts that made sense.

Insecurity/ low self esteem is when a man calls a woman he has never spoken to a snub.

LA click LA bend LA nairaland LA quench.



Comprende.

Mrfils:
Now who got Talent? :-/One stood cluelessley for a bum bum pic, d other breathed creativity to it

This is a logical statement

Arosa:
Who made him naija's king of photoshop?

Good question. Maybe it should have been self acclaimed king of Photoshop.

pendy79:
The real rulers of Nigeria have spoken. Really funny how the presidency has been brought so low.

If it is not a shekau it will be an asari and now a tompolo.

Anyone openly challenges the CinC now. Even my dogs barks whenever he is shown on TV.

GEJ you need to grow some balls.

Dude if you know how the topic of this thread annoyed me, its unbelievable. Some dude in the creeks can open his mouth to say this. Choi!!!! . jona Don suffer. The bolded says it all.
I am not a gej fan but this is annoying. Anyway when u play with a small child he will call you by name instead of uncle.

aikeron:
JOHESU, a conglomerate of several health care associations in the health sector, having achieved the consultancy status, is embarking on strike over wage issues.
“We held a meeting with the SGF on Thursday, the government only release one of the many circulars we told them to release. The one they release was the one in respect to consultancy status which we say they should correct which they have now corrected.
“Other health care professionals are recognized as consultants and that it is their professional bodies that have the right to dictate who should be a consultant or not and not the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria and that such people shall be qualified to receive specialist allowance. That is what we have gotten,” he explained.


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aikeron:
Op, Move to frontpage please.

You are the op

Guykhena:
Like someone said on twitter,'The Originals is The Vampire Diaries for adults'.... .

Exactly


Meanwhile the clarity and sound in this movie was perfect. Thanks again. Really enjoyed it. Beat all expectations. Awesome.

Guykhena:
The movie was epic,the origin/the drama was off the dome,it opened the real depth of the Dracula Mythology and gave it a whole new spin in which you could relate with
. Now this was a 'vampire movie' not some vampire movies we see nowadays that's based on boring romance in which you'll get more entertained watching soap operas than it.(no offence twilight )..

Dracula_Untold(2014)_Part_1.avi

Dracula_Untold(2014)_Part_2.avi

Enjoy
.

Thanks.

PS twilight sucked. So does vampire diaries. Originals still rocks though

Guykhena:
Dracula Untold..
What a perfect origin storyline,and a good set up for a shared monster universe.
Just hope The Mummy reboot come 2015 will follow suite...

U know what to do my guy. .

If you rate it good then its worth the effort.

I honestly thought it would suck that why I didn't bother since

Rule no 1. When your woman says I'm only gonna be a minute where things are sold. Even if you don't have money don't wait. They always find away around it.

You'll be there for a week and be shocked at what she buys with no dough.

Make una pay seun him money for advert oh.

That stretch mark cream maker, u never hear the adage all Na packaging.

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Dem Don hide the post when make me comment de above.

Back to topic.

I agree with the op but the world is moving in the info tech direction and those are the peeps to watch for now. Not these bloggers am talking tech savy boys and girls who are running stuff behind the scenes.

200 naira. It can't even buy any data.

The painful part about it is that he still didn't pay them. Yet they would gather tomorrow and vote for him. I wonder why the youths still do this political crowd poo. All I ever hear I'd that they werent paid and yet they still gather.

The energy spent for the campaign cannot be replenished with 200 naira beans.

Lol.

originbm:
Why are u guys so callow?Who is an eye doctor?If a general practitioner who knows nothing about the visual system answers a doctor,how much more an optometrist?The difference btw an ophthalmologist and an optometrist here in nigeria is only surgical proceedures...And pls tell me how many ophthalmic surgeries the ophthalmologists perform minus CE and Laser TB for glaucoma?
I have heard so many people tell d lie that ophthalmology residency is 6yrs,while its 4 yrs.They spend their part one learning what a 200 level optometry student already knows with the exception of microsurgery.
All those diseases u ophthalmologists clutch to their chests are treated in private clinics by the optometrists,y hv their not been actions against fall outs from their incompetency?Why have their not been reports of damage to eyes against ODs?
Pls stop misleading d public...An optometrists offers d full spectrum of eye care services...And when it comes to complex refractive proceedures,ophthalmologists are wack...do we then say they are not doctors because of that?

Dead issue.

Read both your responses. I am very sure you are still an optometry student. Read your books .

You have no idea what internship in your faculty entails not to talk about post graduate medical exams.

Don't quote me again. Thanks.

Asbsiin asni saw this topic in health section in knew it was " belle" related.

monsuru560:
cos nairaland guys lyk to do who woman wrapper
so they wil back me even tho am wrong in an argument

Are you serious

This is a faceless forum an opinion only counts when u decide it does.

larger20:
You are part of the problem.[b] Every time a successful person enjoys his money, haters must hate, haters must use big fonts to trumpet their hate so that the world notice. [/b]If he was helping rehabilitate displaced victims of boko haram, No media will pick the story up. In case you are ill informed, Media only focuses on sensitizing stories to get higher viewership and there is nothing to sensitize about in helping displaced victims of boko haram. It is the Nigerian Governments Job to do that so leave the man alone.

Lol at bolded

showby:
[size=18pt]Adama wetin? Adamawa no get millionaires?[/size]

Now this is a good question.

Calculux95:
Paying is not the problem, most Nigerians will have problem with the payment procedure, its not as if you can just take out a N200 note walk to the nearest wats app center and pay....

True story.
to use whatsapp u must have data and the cheapest data is still more than 1$ a year.

How does one pay?

courage54:
It is easier said than done! Will they ask those governors to forgo their own senatorial ambition? I see crises in PDP.

Of course not. The deal was automatic tickets for 2 senators per state. There are 3 senators in a state. Lets assume PDP rules the senate in the state then it means 3 seats to return.

The gov gets one the other two get automatic returns. The person who should unsheathe his sword is the one who comes from the same senatorial zone with the governor.

That 4th pic about plans without a budget is awesome

monsuru560:
am a dude in reality
am a female 4 this moniker on nairaland

Just out of curiosity why are you having a female moniker.


Congrats on the dough.

Mr cork. Pls your lectures are required

Tallesty1:
Girls will now get something when they ask for card.
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It will be very useful to some broke guys thou.

Just remembered what one guy told muah back then when we were still in sec schl.

"bros abeg transfer ₦51 to me make I transfer ₦50 back to you, I just recharge my phone with ₦100 to buy 10mb and MTN removed 1kb. The money remain ₦99.99 now.

So ₦10 recharge card is like a dream come true to some naija people.

THUNDER FIRE POVERTY.

Followed by lightening.


BTW is this story for real??

tit:
thanks for confirming that Fasola is owing on salaries.

I got that from the first post. They said salary arrears and the topic said salary. I am trying to correct the sensationalism which this thread wants to create.