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postmann:
So true! Make the room a little dimly lit. Let the only source of light be the rays coming from the TV. Let her rest her head on your chest, feeling your heart beat for her and your team.

Give her one peck for each dribble from your team
one full french kiss for each goal

Y'all will be making luv before halftime!

postmann:
But for a defeat....I'm at a loss here. Make una help me out.

Head on shoulder wont work.. A chilled bottle of his brand with some suya might do the trick.

@Topic.. Soccer is boring for some women but some snuggling with their man during the match could make them seem interested.

HOWEVER.. If your man is the dramatic type who kicks & throws imaginary balls in the heat of the moment, stay far far away from him!

Wow!

vbiye:
no he is not my last stop o, but my friends keep telling me to look past his faults and try to see his good side afterall no one is perfect.

Ur friends hate U. Im not your friend so its quite easy to be blunt. Dump him ASAP!

VoteDemiladgold:
Why do we like bringing up unrealistic issues to debate upon...

How is it unrealistic? My hubby goes to the market sometimes. Watz incredible about that? My dad loves going to the market. Some men are just like that. Dad is a great cook & so is mum. Its not an issue in their marriage.


@OP.. nuttn wrong if u ask me (speaking from experience). It all depends on the mutual understanding and luv btw the couple.

Shez not dat bad naa...

Linda has stepped on many toes to get to where she is.. I hope she doesn't have curses trailing her now..

He was a giver..

Reminds me of this movie.. "Coming to America"

Looking good. I see nothing wrong in her attire.

Experienced it today..

misspicy2:
[b]Nancy is happilly married to Lezzlie or so she thought.

Nancy works as a teacher in one of this government primary schools close to the house,she goes to work from 8am till 2pm and is back home.

Her husband Lezzlie,on the other hand is a site engineer who gets his big dough from big big contracts which requires him traveling around and when is he around town too busy to be home,the only time he gets to go home is weekends or late at nights around 10pm

Nancy always stays awake to welcome her husband,after preparing his meal and running a warm bath for him

Lezzlie is usually too tired to even eat Nancy's meals most night,he just takes a shower and goes to bed.


One day Nancy met an ex of hers at the bank,and from her physically appearance,Kay her ex knew she wasn't alright,he volunteered to take her out on dinner and while at it,she told him how she felt neglected

Kay took her home,and they had a long night.

Kay eventually dropped Nancy home around 9:30pm,and Her husband Lezzlie came home to see a glowing woman,he was too tired to comment about it of course,had his shower and went to bed[/b]

hehehehehe... nice one!

hmm...


As a potential Jane, I need to have a deep soul search. I don't think i'm this bad tho'..

SINXU:
There's really no "special thing" she has to do. If she's attractive, I'll try chatting her up HERE first. Then if we click real good, she might even be the one hitting that pm button before I do.

Vain much!!!

U were wrong to accept a gift from ur neighbour knowing ur fiance is the jealous type.

That said, I dont think you want to wait for the next round of pummeling before you get your ass outta that relationship. U are alive to receive his apology now. There is no guarantee for same next time.

The only irritating thing about that pix is the fake white nails.

KnightX:
For a goat, wouldn't that be punching above your weight? You're so unsure of your virility that you feel the need to prove it to me, a MALE.
Now that leaves questions about your skewed sexuality.

Your umbilical cord was obviously fed to sewer rats. I mean, for the progeny of a roaming nanny goat , where else would have been more befitting? You name should be FREEZE - you're getting pummelled by females.

I'm not here to bully you. This is an e-abattoir so, brace up, the time is nigh for your slaughter. Well, that's how all he-goats end up.

Daannnggg!!!!!

SycophanticGoat:
What's that terrible smell?

The load of crap ur made of.

SycophanticGoat:
Hoekay!

Yawns!

Synzu:
Dude is tryna act subtle cos he feels he's gonna score a girl finally! After 4years of being an utter buffoon on nairaland he feels he's finally gonna drop his virginity in her hole

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!! Dead!!!

Synzu:
Pathological liar, I see you've returned. Isn't this your 22nd moniker?? Get ready, you'll soon deactivate this one soon as you're disgraced again.

He he he he.. Dude is making an encyclopedia of monikers.. Its a project!

Everyone's gotta eat at some point..

How can you tell the difference?

kingofchess:
I cover my ass with the blood of Jesus

smithsydny:
grammatical bruhaha. I cover my bum bum with the Blood of Jesu

This thread will remain boring if y'all cover ur assesss..so plzzz... uncover and make this interesting!! ..we need testimonies!!!!

To her boy?? does dat child look like a boy to u..OP?

Why don't u approach the igbo lady and find out for urself if u still have the chance?


BTW...it took several reading to understand what u wrote..


or did I get it wrong?

What i see around you are chairs...

Joy1706:
Hahahahha! Oh my! What does that foolish divorced self acclaimed marriage counsellor toks2008 know about marriage? When he couldn't even keep his wife. Babe beg don't make me laugh

No mind these jokers.. They believe they are the only ones entitled to the "Get out of jail Free" card just cos they've got sth swinging btw their legs.. In their mind now, na only woman de go HELL...

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!! Kontinu cheating on ur women .. otondos!

AfroKnight:
Look, this woman is taking things too far. After your apology she's now behaving like she doesn't need the marriage. You married a very foolish woman who thinks like a teenager. Her game will backfire and nobody will console her. What stupidity!

She is lucky she has a man that wants her. If she knew she didn't want the marriage any longer why did she come back? Why couldn't she stay in her father's to play her childish games. Rubbish.

At some point, revenge becomes senseless. Some women don't have sense.

Lolz..

SO...The wife should do what she wants and then tell him ur almighty solution to all problems.."I'm Sorry" or whatever form of apology the OP rendered.. since u believe it's sufficient for her to forgive the man, then it's also sufficient for the man to swallow all she'z done when she'z thru doing them.

Jokers everywhere...

U wan chop but u no want make ur wife chop..because na u be man. lolz..