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iamyemiakins:
Babalawos reading this ur post like
[img]https://media./images/db10d3f0e109e0868fcc817897e457ac/tenor.gif[/img]

You have many gfs and prolly slept with many yourself yet you have the audacity to measure her and cast aspersions ?

Ekele22:
Oh women! Oh women, FEAR WOMEN oo.

Well, let me not bore you guys.i will go straight to the point.

I met this girl,and we became friends,then lovers.

She likes my looks and we both share time,massages and motivational talk together.

I though I could just be friends with her,just random friend until we became so close that she practically confess she love me.
Though I have so many girlfriend which I told her but she said no problem,since we both love each other.

I ask her about her past as she told me,she has only dated a guy but they are no longer together.

I ask her why did they break up,she told me, he cheated on her and so she ended the relationship.

I did not believe this girl,my instinct was telling me,how can a 27years old girl has only dated once and they broke up three years ago.

My suspicion grew when I bleep her and she was wide down there.

I said ok ooooooo
I discovered she was so regular on facebook,what did I do?

I opened a fake facebook account added some friends and added some nice pictures I randomly selected.
I sent her friend request.

She obliged my request.
I waited for a week before I started chatting with her,meanwhile we are seeing, also keeping in touch.

This girl like bleep die but she like to pretend say she no dey bleep.


When I chatted her through my fake account,she responded,

To cut the long story short,girl way dey say na only me she get was ready to go and see a guy who just chatted with her.

Since I was the fake guy na,I was just reluctant to see her,if not na bleep she for get again.

Since now,she hasn't know am the guy with the fake account.

But am not interested so much with her again.

Fear women!! Fear women!!!

Yes, I'm swimming in vitamins

Cousin9999:
It's loaded with vitamins too.

Enugurangers:
The Afgans outsmarted NATO, US and many other countries in the game of wits as pointed out earlier on this thread.

Let see how they would repair and order for parts for these high tech equipment when they start breaking down or require maintenance.

It's like a poor man getting dashed a Buggatti.

It will soon gather desert dust and rust - then be left by the road side or garage as "museum objects".

I see why dibias and baba love gourds -

I love my hummus plain and bland. I just blend garbanzo and add salt.

descarado:
I checked it online. Those ones in Nigeria are wild poisonous gourds. This is the only reason we don't eat it cos its a sweet veggie. (I use it to make swallow) No wonder babalawos love it


What do you use to spice your hummus?

Do you really know why the people don't want to use mask or why their leadership doesn't want to require or mandate mask wearing ?

I'm confused - why don't you want to do something that helps ?

PrideofLincoln2:
Another Republican hell hole State Alabama is out of ICU beds amidst a Covid 19 surge. Republicons, keep killing your foolish and idiotic supporters in the South and we Democrats are applauding you. Good job RepubliKKKans.

Oya send it over bo. I love hummus...great with pita.

Yeah, maybe naijans own bitter due to over maturity ?

Pass by those dibia or baba house and see gourds- scary thingz. It took me some time to love eating them here those one with green and yellow patches - puzzling scary things (tasty foods )

descarado:
Me think the one in Nigeria isn't edible. It may be the wid type like we have wild yam, you know.
Nigerians that can eat anything.


I made hummus like 3 weeks now. I don't like the taste and don't want to throw it away
Have you had it before? What do you think I can use to spice it up?

My edible gourd - butternut squash. Good food.

Looks like one thing

Gourd in Nigeria are dried and use as juju thing.

He wasn't paying his soldiers and policemen plus other workers. Maybe saving the money for his personal enjoyment. The soldiers have been complaining of no pay - how are you going to fight on hungry stomach ? Hope the Talibans do the right thing for their country.

Corruption- and we Americans hate that.

PrideofLincoln1:
That's part of the American money being looted the same way Billions of $$$ was looted out of Iraq. Good riddance to Afghanistan. We will use our money to shore up our infrastructures in America. Let every country takes care of their needs.

Buying data and Naira pinching - those 250 dollars p/m package is ya deal in chicaland.

PrideofLincoln1:
FYI, for the penny pinchers, we do not buy data card in Fruited Plains. Our data is unlimited and we don't even cut our data off to save some money unlike you penny pinchers. Your Naira in few years will be equivalent of Somalia money the way your despotic Buhari is leading you guys to the sewage. Just keep your fetish about America on while Buhari's doing a number on you all.

He won't be the first or last - as poverty-stricken as they are, two ladies agreed to marry him. Probably because of free fish. Now they will know that eating fish is not the same thing as living life as khaki no be leather.

To practice their nukery piles - we've passed that testing stage

Ibime:
Those Taliban are only 150,000 men. Americas problem is trying to build democracy while fighting those guys instead of letting military run the country under martial law till those guys are forced out.

Assad would have bombed to smithereens including civilians in any town the Taliban took over till the Pashtun population start giving up the Taliban cos nobody like war.

The day Taliban try China, they will be nuked

Na so - clueful.

benalvino3:
They are now 6000 troops sent back into Afghanistan. I bet they are planning to send more troops. clueless

You should be glad our troops came back home

benalvino3:
Biden couldn't stop the process you believe your own excuses

“I started the process, all the troops are coming home, they (Biden) couldn’t stop the process. 21 years is enough. They (Biden) couldn’t stop the process, they (Biden) wanted to but couldn’t stop the process.”

Trump 1month ago.

All good - Trump and Biden did well bringing Americans home.
Time for Afghans to do well by themselves and we will go open businesses there if they do (pipe dream )

[quote author=Timiofak post=104855545]Thank you, it's them trying to be obtuse by all means necessary.

People that actually have eyes can see and know what happened

Just a. Month ago trump himself acknowledged nobody can stop it so?

“I started the process, all the troops are coming home, they (Biden) couldn’t stop the process. 21 years is enough. They (Biden) couldn’t stop the process, they (Biden) wanted to but couldn’t stop the process.”

- Trump, 1 month ago pic.twitter.com/9UPPbseyiI

— david nussbaum (@theNuzzy) August 15, 2021

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So sad - looking at the the sun shining/cool breeze and wondering the kind of destructions and atrocities going on somewhere in this same universe - life!

raumdeuter:
That can change in a blink of an eye. When the local Afghans are trying to escape now an "infidel" woman that should be sitting inside her husbands hut is walking around seducing men and commiting haram. It only takes a group of 5 hardliners who are looking to get famous



That journalistic job can wait, not when everywhere don scatter. Native Afghans are fleeing, I am not sure these people respect journalists like in the west o. Everyone if free game. Many journalists were beheaded in the recent past

What do you expect him to do ? Leave America soldiers there ? Trump already signed an agreement for us to leave. Biden carried it out.

It is left for the Talibans to do the right thing for the country/people. At some point, what is happening now would still happen anyway.

Those in power in Afghanistan weren't paying the soldiers and police - they are corrupt like Nigeria - hard to do anything good in a corrupt country.

obixcel:
You are yet to come to terms with the word, RESPONSIBLITY. For instance, If you, as a President, are going to a major foreign policy action, then you should be ready to take responsibility for the resulting effect of that action. You don't pass the buck, u own it. It's that simple.

True - but someone got to do the journalistc job.
Be safe Ms. Ward.
Same with Arwa Damon.

raumdeuter:
I don't understand what this CNN reporter is still waiting for in Afghanistan
She better run now.

https://www.nairaland.com/6704820/cnn-reporter-wears-hijab-after

Tdotbluejays:
If they like, it shouldn't be over. They can now fight amongst themselves. They are all Afghans.

After being in Afghanistan for so long, Thank you Biden for having the balls to pull the US out just like Canada and Britain did back in 2014. Another minute, day, week, month, year or decade would not have changed the outcome. Someone was always going to get the US out.

https://www.nairaland.com/6704353/war-over-taliban-declares

Right and the same thing is bound to happen no matter when ( prez fleeing and Talibans taking over).

It is their country and in their hands now - they should either run it well or continue to destroy it and their people.

God bless America
God bless our Troops!
SemperFi

Orangebasket:

That is the problem when money dey ground, we eat 2days worth of food and widen our belly.

Let's learn to eat small small to fight future sapa
What is that "sapa" sef ??

See the one meal saraka picture

Orangebasket:
When money was on ground small



Now Sapa is strangling me ehn!! I wonder if i will survive this time!

Keep the memories. For now we will eat from the picture.

debbydams:
u be chef?

My sister, you know better smoke dried fish not those kwekwe fish wey dey wave hand and fins for stew.

Some naija stuff that I like are snails, smoke hausa fish and scent leave

debbydams:
ah dey tell you

Who know go know

dried fish stew na legend for rice

Like it

debbydams:
White rice and fish stew..I prepared this In my shop

Saanu! shakara nawa, aboki?

raumdeuter:
Hauwa, yaya kwanabiu

Dear Lord!! Sigh
I'm not sure anymore what the problem is. By taking the vaccine or wearing mask, we protect each other and ourselves. Vaccine is available- what is the problem that you can't change your mind after 12 months?
We haven't seen anyone change to lizard so far.
Dear Lord, please touch them!!

Goodvibes007:
Bleep around and find out. My empathy goes out to the health care workers.

Dayo is Raum ? that hausa mai kudi mallam

Goodvibes007:
I just posted pictures of a classroom that looked like something from the Stone Age Era. These loudmouths won't take their frustration and depression to their local government, states and federal government in the shithole. They would rather worry about Biden that is doing an excellent job in the US. The only person I atleast take serious among those lots is Raum because he lives in the US. The others are just wannabes AKA okrika (bend down select) republicans LMAO.

@ Goodvibes007

Please where is the stone age classroom thread?

He held on tight...he wanted to be like the other oga on top. So long - now he can go rest and now he can go rest and enjoy himself.
He tried for NY people during the pandemic of 2020.

PDPGuy:
Cuomo had been living on borrowed time since AG James’s bombshell report was released.. His resignation was always inevitable despite his public display of braggadocio

Organic corn - i look forward to eating those. I love sweet corn

mariahAngel:
Na organic na. Very tasty.

One once travelled and brought corns from their hometown (Ogun state), they were small in size but very sweet.
If you taste agbalumo from Egba land eh, you’d never want to eat another. Very tiny, yet very sweet.

I will try it.

I tried fondue and Queso - liked it.

I like grilled cheese.

descarado:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q3aXn9yaPY

Show us the end product o.
I think she showed 3 ways you can do it.
That my favourite Ghanaian food youtuber.
I don't eat cheese
Na suicide mission for my side

Che see catalyst pear - ube. I remembered us roasting it in hot ash by my grandma side. I like eating it raw too.
That corn is lean - hungry dey worry corn too ?

chii8:
Oka na Ube....