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Please explain to them you don't have. If you have a little, give and pray for better days.

Karlman:
My In-laws are doing their father's burial and I don't have money kindly advise.
This is really a serious matter as I have only two weeks left.
Elders in the house kindly advise a brother.
Thanks



Chief Lalasticlala ... Mynd44 Dominique and all mods kindly uplift this post as I am on very hot seat please.
Thanks

So what do you want the person to do when they don't have money for financial commitments ?

Boss13:
Chief, this is not about pleasing anyone. This is tradition. If you don't understand, keep quiet. The in-laws burying their father also have financial commitment too but as per traditional rites, they have to do the right thing. There is a difference here.

People open their mouth to talk anyhow but when face with the situation, they will do similar thing.

Angela Deem can still tote the one egg that's left

bluefilm:
I hope Michael and Angela of 90 Days Fiance are reading this right now.

Human anatomy has always been the same right from time. It is just that scientific advancement has made us more aware.
Abraham's wife (Sarah) was not able to conceive, remember ?
One affliction or the other has always been part of humanity.

Opexzy:
Human anatomy is being affected in this our generation... And some women even find it difficult to concieve at prime age.
If you are a lady and your menstrual cycle is irregular at young age, your breast secretes milk even when you are not pregnant. It might be a sign of early menopause..

So many ladies are walking around ignorantly with symptoms that points to early sign of menopause today but they are more interested in getting iPhone 13, the next wig and bags. These type of ladies are the ones that will give that innocent man sleepless night because of their negligence.

If I hear wedding from your mouth when you never get belle.

Nne Zino, coming for that your fish stew.
Leave ofe ogbono and coke matter

ahnie:
The coca cola accompanied the meal.
Thanks onyearmy

Why do they give the gods such cheap bread and waste collection towels?

The Israelite gave their best calf to their gods.

My pal from the fruited plains, no HBD to naija ?

Happy Birthday Day to the coolest and quietest President!

PrideofLincoln1:
Happy Birthday to President Jimmy Carter. 97 year young today and the oldest living American President in history. A Great Humanitarian who is helping people with his humanity in his Zenith years. God bless President Jimmy Carter and Mrs Rosalynn Carter.

ahnie:
Lunch.....
Eba and ogbonor soup supported with coca cola.

Nice ogbono meal. I will come with water.

Hope that soft drink (coke) was only for decoration.

I heard tomorrow is independent day in Nigeria.

Hope there will be fireworks around the country.

Obixcel, kokobilo, ono, basilico, Benalvino or anyone currently there in Nigeria - please post independent day fireworks pictures for us to enjoy.

No force the poor plantain na
Cut and dry them for amala.

I usually throw mine away when it remains green after a week.
I believe the plantain chemistry was altered at some point.

IVORY2009:
No sunlight, I will put them in a polythene bag and keep close to the heating section of the fridge or container.

Grilled Tuna steak, shiitake mushrooms, brocc and green bean dinner.

Slept like a new born baby

Stress - too much cortisol.

Better dog food and best view from above - they are all in.

crackhouse:
White men

Months ago when I took jab two, had chills and low grade fever for some days.

Ya isa good.

basilico:
Isa taken vaccine. Only felt some little sore for a day.
All isa well.

gambojimeta:
Dat Isa good news. Ya check ya balls everyweek Isa remain. Ya dan wan swelly balls likey Isa Niki Minaji cousin

I think most of the fires in cali came about by mistake. The dryness and low rainfall isn't helping - a little cigarette stubs you threw out from your car window (after smoking) while driving could cause fire long after you're gone.

Climate change is real. Let's take care of earth for future generations to thrive!

basilico:
She is a political activist and a climate one too. She started the fire so climate change could be blamed.
Climate change agenda is huge hoax to me.
Joe Biden wants half of all vehicles by 2030 to be Electric and the other half hybrid.

Meaning those big guzzlers will be sold for a song.
Think of it. If America oil consumption goes down by 1/2 plus Europe the demand will fo down a lot and the price of oil will be rock bottom.

Isn't life about taking chances ? The chances we've taken brought us this far, don't ya think ?

The old woman that said she won't take it because she doesn't know what it will cause 15years from now...oh well

Kokobilo87:
They don't have a clue what it will cause. Ya get?

The MRNA research has been on for many years and still been researched to cure diseases. How can you say they don't have clue? Scientific intelligence is God's gift to mankind.

Do everyone have clues - I mean deep knowledge of every day stuff we put in our bodies? The food we eat ? The fishes we consume with mercury in them - That bowl of rice you ate, do you know arsenic is in it?
The lovely tilapia and catfish beloved by naijans - check it out.

Try take your vaccines and relax. All will be well - we just have to get through this pandemic by protecting ourselves and others.

Take your vaccines and wear your mask.

benalvino3:
I hope it's not because of this Nairaland thread PDPGUY created you are rushing to put things into your body.

I would say be careful. Check daily infection rate, check death before you decide to put something you have no clue about in your body. The people who make it have no clue what will happen in the next 2 years after the jab.

If the situation is not bad i don't think there is a need for the booster. Well, just be careful

Self-proclaimed shaman accused of starting California fire said she was trying to boil bear urine.

https://news.yahoo.com/self-proclaimed-shaman-accused-starting-192700225.html

Do we have some naijan shamans on this thread ?
Boiling urine and starting fire....ummm!

PrideofLincoln are you a shaman

mariahAngel:
So you know a thing or two about soup cooking?

If you soak for that long, e go lose some of the taste

True
It will cycle back and taste like cod fish and not that authentic okporoko cod-dyfied (that smell/aroma)

You don't go catching wild animal and keeping it as pet...see you don't even know the type and what it eats

Free thing is not always good. If you really want a snake as pet, go to pet store and buy one. They will educate you better on caring for your pet - baby snake

Smh!

The green one is Pomegranate - maybe unripe or another kind of Pom.

Tochex101:
A friend gifted me these fruits but I'm having a hard time identifying them......any help..?

I wonder who planted those trees on the routes in that area...maybe it used to be occupied by the expatriates and British colonists?

Very nicely done routes - those weeping willow trees and cedar trees are lovely. Not sure if those are the names but they look same.

@ story

My heart was like thump... thump... thump thinking the OP slept with the major's wife and got a good naija military beating. The original boots kicking.

Good it was all about teaching and no f**k up.

Lindner:
Many times, I would walk the whole length of that road just to clear my head. I loved the serenity and the shade provided by the many trees along that route made it enjoyable.

As for babes, barrack girls were too wild for me. Just too unrefined, the really good ones were borderline prostitutes. I hope to share some of the strangest experiences with barrack girls some of these days.

Mahalo nui!
Beautiful state! Can't wait to visit!!

Waiting for the right time.

Mstravelindiva:
Hello Nairalanders! It’s Mstravelindiva!!!!!

I’m currently in Hawaii (Island of Oahu) as we speak and I wanted share some of my pics. By way of background, I flew United Airlines and I’m lodging at the Ritz Carlton Waikiki Residences. I also decided to rent a car so we can explore the island throughout my stay. More photos to come as I will be here for the week.

Enjoy and Mahalo!

You guys are funny

gambojimeta:
Ya Nairaland addicted donkey. Ya no get manners like your pa

Oh! If only wishes were horses - cartwheel all the way to God's own land

PrideofLincoln1:
If Nigeria is close to the United States, you will be doing the same thing those poor Haitians are doing to get out of a bad country. FYI, Nigeria is not that much better than Haiti. Why fault people who wants to better their lots in life. By the way, horses will not be used by the CBP according to the Biden administration official. Suck on that Coon.

I won't mind the pollsters. Our President is doing well. So far so good
No, he doesn't care about that and you won't ever hear him comment on polls. A very humble guy!

Evangelynn:
If they can pass infrastructure and the reconciliation bill maybe

It seems the Americans they use for polling have been heavily influenced by media sensationalism on the Afghanistan debacle


It is good that Biden himself doesn't care about ratings unlike Grumpy that will go on twitter and tweet about it all day

It will go up again...I predict up...up he goes by Christmas

PDPGuy:
Biden’s latest approval rating, from Gallup, is at 43%. Disapproval rating at 53%…

benalvino3:
this guy can talk sense but not everyone likes things that makes sense


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gndsUjgPYo&t=736s

Ivermectin horse medicine is still in research stage. If it will work, they will use it after the research.

Thank you...sure I will try the native food

PrideofLincoln, Goodvibes007 and Umudike village

Evangelynn:
Umudike is in Abia state it is not a red muddy village it is a semi-urban city a beautiful place if I must add.It is home to Michael Okpara university of Agriculture.
Sometimes I laugh when prideoflincoln1 and goodvibes007 say it or try to refer to it as a village nope Umudike doesn't fit that description in reality it is quite developed and one of the popular cities in Abia state the proverbial muddy village as you call it doesn't exist in Umudike.If you visit I think it is better you eat the local/native delicacies instead

Fixed

DonroxyII:
This is 21st century sir!

PrideofLincoln1:
4. 44am Umudike time and the unemployed Coon also known as basilico the conspiratorial nut is at his office on Nairaland as usual.

Umudike - the proverbial red mud village in Fruited Plains of Nigeria. I'd love to visit and eat green roasted plantain and red palm oil for breakfast