₦airaland Forum

drss:
anytin greater dan N100 unlimited browing per day is unacceptable.

Bros, you harsh oo.
Dem de pay their staff salaries nah. ..how about NEPA bill?

5p1naz:
Wa ris dis??

155 to 168?? What year was this written?? Money don good like this??

The article should at least let us know its not new... even though I understand the focus is on how the devaluation affects us, the OP should have made it clear that the news isn't fresh...

Most likely the power of copy and paste.
I'm sure OP didn't even read it before posting.
smh

neoapocalypse:
See boobi

Did you want to write "see buhari"

CastedDude:
this is good for the economy...but Ben Murray Bruce why is that ur common sense arrived only wen the opposition entered power...where was ur brain during Jonathan/Dame's regime?

Hypocritical Wiseman

Ben wasn't a senator then nah!
And before you ask me if he needed be a senator before the "common sense arrived"...

Ask yourself that is not a senator that question.
What is that noticeable thing you have you done to promote made in Nigeria products?

Now, that's common sense!

ssoftappless:
WHAT THE FORK!!!! its unfair to judge the mother u say!! oh my GOD how can NIGERIA move forward with a mentality like this? i finally give up on NIGERIA.

Abeg, don't give up yet.
He could be the father of the baby, and so trying to defend the evil he sold to the ignorant mother of the baby.

I would have said that the OP is very useless, then it occurred to me that he is yet to watch the video recording of the event.

Geniuses everywhere!
I love my country

Just negodu ulo oma. ..

May God rest his soul. ..and grant his family and loved ones the fortitude to bear!

GanivusFani:
Look at who is giving out advice

Focus on the message, at least.

sagio09:
They are mostly igbos ,anything good dix sidelines are against it.now d increased tariff dat will generate more revenue for d government so that dey will carry their duties along/successful dey re naw against it...issorai

poverty made you to leave your parents to go and stay with your maternal uncle.
when you become independent and start paying bills, you'll see the fo'olishness in your post and bitterness towards an industrious tribe.
EWU CONGO!

LastSurvivor:
I pray God cleansed me of this evil spirit of checking names..
Amen..

Not disappointed thou

.
same here, bro.
people of the Brown Roof Republic. ..BRR

Igbo Amaka!

Details of the May/June 2015 West African Senior School Certificate Examination emerged on Thursday with states in the South-East, again, leading in the performance chart of candidates who obtained credits in at least five subjects, including English Language and Mathematics.
Abia State topped the chart with 33, 762 of its 52, 801 candidates.
This came as no candidate obtained five credits and above, including English and Mathematics from four Federal Government colleges.
The schools are the Federal Government Girls’ College, Bajoga, Gombe State; FGGC, Bauchi; FGGC Gboko, and the Federal Science and Technical College, Kafanchan.
To secure university admission in the country, a candidate must obtain credits in five subjects and above, including English Language and Mathematics.
Anambra State came second with 28, 379 out of 46, 385 candidates. While Abia State scored 63.94 per cent, Anambra got 61.18 per cent out of 100 per cent.
Edo State took the third position with 38, 052 of its 62, 327 candidates getting five credits and above. It had 61.05 per cent. Rivers and Imo states came fourth and fifth respectively.
In the 2014 May/June WASSCE rankings, Anambra State led the pack, while Abia State came second.
However, with 4.37 per cent, Yobe State came last on the 2015 rankings list with only 646 candidates obtaining five credits and above including English and Mathematics. Fourteen thousand, seven hundred and eight-four pupils, comprising 10, 807 males and 3,977 females, sat for the examination in the state.
Aside from Yobe State, seven other northern states occupied the rear positions in the rankings involving the 36 states and Abuja. They are Zamfara (36th), Jigawa (35th), Gombe (34th), Katsina (33rd), Kebbi (32nd) Bauchi (31st) and Sokoto (30th).
Lagos with 68, 173 out of 141, 963 candidates that sat for the examination placed sixth on the rankings. In fact, 32, 595 males and 35, 578 females obtained the required benchmark for university admission.
The statistics obtained exclusively by our correspondent on Thursday also revealed that Osun and Oyo states placed 29th and 26th respectively. While 8,801 candidates out of 48,818 obtained the basic entry requirement for university admission in Osun, Oyo State recorded only 21.03 per cent success in the examination.
Of the 78,896 candidates Oyo State presented, only 16,588 of them obtained five credits and above including English and Mathematics.
The breakdown, according to a WAEC source, is the consolidated results approved by the council following its National Examinations Committee meeting held in November.
One million five hundred and ninety thousand, two hundred and eighty-four candidates sat for the examination in which only 562, 413 candidates obtained credits in five subjects and above including English Language and Mathematics.
In other words, 1,029,871 representing 64.63 per cent failed to obtain admission requirement to the nation’s universities.
The former Head of National of the council, Mr. Charles Eguridu, announced the release of the results last August.
A further breakdown of the 2015 results, showed that the seventh, eighth, ninth and 10th positions went to Bayelsa, Delta, Enugu and Ebonyi states in that order.
Ekiti State placed 11th with 8,954 out of its 21, 333 candidates that sat for the examination getting the required admission benchmark.
Kaduna, Ondo, Abuja, Kogi, Benue, Akwa Ibom, and Kwara states came 12th, 13th, 14, 15th and 16th in that order.
Ogun State with 75,994 candidates occupied the 19th position. The state bagged 32.89 per cent with its 25, 006 candidates, comprising 12,059 males and 12, 947 females, obtaining five credits and above including English and Mathematics.
In the 20th, 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 24th and 25 slots are Cross River, Taraba, Plateau, Nassarawa, Kano and Borno states in that order. While 15,903 candidates out of 62,511 obtained the benchmark in Kano, 5,347 out of 21,695 got the same results in Borno.
Niger and Adamawa states occupy the rankings list ahead of Osun State. They placed 27th and 28th. While Osun State recorded 18.03 per cent success, Niger and Adamawa states got 19.66 and 18.08 per cent respectively.
Meanwhile, in the performance register for the 104 Federal Government colleges in the same examination, the Federal Government Girls’ College, Benin, outshined the others with 230 of its 232 pupils getting the university admission yardstick.
The Federal Government Girls’ College, Kazaure, occupied the second slot with only two of its pupils also missing the benchmark. But while FGGC Benin, obtained 99.14 per cent, its Kazaure counterpart, got 98.10 per cent.
The breakdown showed that the Federal Government College, Rubochi, came third with its 146 candidates, comprising 94 males and 52 females, out of 156 that sat for the examination putting up good showings.
The Federal Government Academy, Suleja; FGC, Okigwe, and the FGC, Nise, came fourth, fifth and sixth.
From the Unity schools in Lagos, the FGC, Ijanikin, which occupied the seventh position in the rankings, emerged the best in the state with 357 out of its 387 candidates that sat for the examination obtaining the basic university entry requirement.
It came ahead of the over 100-year-old Kings College (18th), Federal Science and Technical College, Yaba (21st) and the Queens College (54th). While 361 out of 452 candidates obtained their papers at KC, 181 out of 413 females succeeded at QC.
Occupying the eighth, ninth, 10th, 11th and 12th positions are the FGC, Okposi; FGC, Ikole-Ekiti; FGGC Efon-Alaye; FGGC, Minjibir, and the FGC, Jos, in that order.
From the statistics, The PUNCH findings revealed that of the 74 candidates that sat for the examination at the FGGC, Bajoga, no one got the basic admission requirement.
It was the scenario at the FGGC, Bauchi and Gboko. Whereas 143 candidates sat for the examination in the Bauchi school, 144 females did the same at the FGGC, Gboko.
For the FSTC, Kafanchan, of the 40 candidates, comprising 29 males and 11 females that sat for the examination, no one also obtained the minimum entry requirements to the university.
Of the 26 Unity schools occupying the rear positions on the performance chart, 22 of them are located in the North. The other four colleges are the FGGC, Ikot Obio Itong, Ukam at 89th position; FGGC, Calabar (92nd); FSTC, Uyo (93rd) and the FGC, Idoani, Ondo State occupying the 96th position.
In the May/June 2014 WASSCE, 529,425 candidates, representing 31.28 per cent of the candidates, obtained the minimum university entry requirement.
One million, six hundred and ninety-two thousand, four hundred and thirty-five candidates sat for the examination that year.
In May/June 2013, 639,334 candidates, representing 38.30 per cent, qualified to seek admission to university in the country. One million five hundred and forty-three thousand, six hundred and eight-three candidates sat for the examination.

www.punchng.com/again-south-east-leads-in-wassce-performance-chart/

holamiday:
I don't get. This explanation is a total sham. A complete scam. An uttter charade.

There is no such thing as a water landing for an aircraft that does not have capabilities to land on water. A regular helicopter lands on water, it sinks immediately. Maybe they meant that the helicopter crashed in the water and all occupants swam to safety.

I think they should tell us more about the type of helicopter.

hmmm...smh
You actually wrote dis?
Next time make your comment on a subject that you are conversant with.
This type of Bristow helicopters have floaters to keep them from sinking during such an emergency landing.
Bristow is right!

goshen26:
promises here and thr

..yet some zombies will believe them. ..smh

Dolcilicious:
Eng meaning pls

1) One who stands to greet the king (okwu oto ekene eze): The car "was" so prestigious that you could literally stand up when you greet the king (instead of the customary prostration).

2) Fish eye (anya azu): just because the design of the front lights is similar to that of the fish.

ademega:
assuming Wike lost at the SC, wailers would have been shouting APC has bought the judgment. they would have been calling the president unprintable names. they would have called Nigeria a zoo. they would have renewed their nonsense talk on unless biafra. now that the judgement is in their favour, I am yet to see any of them saying thank you to Mr president for allowing a fraud that was glaring to the world to go like that just for peace sake and to make the ammunition bought for militants to be useless in their hands.

APC had a plan for this and Wike should not celebrate that much.

even Wike would be like waho. what miracle be this self despite our rigging and atrocities during the election? he may even ask his aids, who helped me do the jas for babalawo house.. so juju fit charm all these judges?

*Modified *
those that have quoted me and will still quote me will agree in their subconscious mind that I have said the truth, nothing but the truth up their. Mr president knows what he is doing I tell u. this shows in actual fact he mean and serious about the oneness of this country.

by this time next year people will be praising him right, left, centre.
those people who want to see this nation fall, they will be disappointed.
and for those people calling Mr president names, it won't sell because name calling Jonathan didn't start immediately he assumed office until he misfired by increasing pump price on a new year day. Buhari is yet to made a senseless decision to justify name calling.
and he won't do that because he has the fear of God.

Where did you buy your wailers form?
Buhari hasn't made a senseless decision? So Nigeria is now better. ..blame GEJ!

At $60 per barrel, GEJ reduced fuel price by #10...you called him names.
When same crude oil nosedived to $30, your PMB reduced it by 50k, and he became your role model.

#smh...kontinu

obodo adighi mma bu uru ndi nze...
Just imagine!

ayoola648:
why are they covering their faces?

They are shy...

Tomorrow, this snake will be killed again...
It is always being killed!

Candyrain:
It can only happen in BRR

That's why the obscured his face.
Dem no want make we see the tiger claws on his cheek...

africanrapper:
jsut a little error:
Kanu Nwankwo is from Atani-Agbor, Arochukwu in Abia State; although he grew up in Owerri - maybe that's why a lotta folks thing he's from Imo State.

Kanu is from Amannagwu, Arochukwu.
The wife is from Atani, Arochukwu

ADENIKETINA2015:
I know of
Rita
Genny
Chidinma
Linda




I thought Stephanie was from Delta State (maybe cos she grew up there)


KANU is not from IMO, his wife is




Samklef Igbo

Both Kanu and the wife are from Arochukwu (Abia state)

Name checkers...
People of the brown roof republic, BRR!

menacetosociety:
IPOB youth

lol

Strawman:
Who is a zombie worshipper? I don't understand that term...

People of the BRR- Brown Roof Republic!

xage:
I think I know why;

They are pained that Christians disrespected Jesus to the extent he has become a mere content of caricature

Secondly, they are flabbergasted at the lameness and weakness of Christianity that instead of imortalizing Jesus, it ended up idolizing him so badly and sinfuly

The Muslims are laughing and the ignorance of Christianity, in it faith of wanton carving and unrepentant photography primarily to keep their faith in the realm of realism.

It could also be that, out of excessive love and regard the Muslims have for Jesus,they are dumfounded as to why a prophet of God be turned to carcass of ridicule by the same Christians who claimed to him so dearly.

.
But how many people have these "christians who disrespect Jesus" killed?
Yet "muslims who love Jesus" always kill at no or slightest provocation.
Yeye de smell!

Eke471:
The most bigot people in Nigerian are christians, why not respect other people religion. Everyday you keep insulting Muslim and their religion, let us tolerate each other and love ourselves. WE are humans before being christian and muslim, what of if muslim keep insult christians the way you people do insult them you will say muslim are this and that, you people hypocricy reach heaven and it will not do good to you. Why christian see Muslim as a treat, is it because they always expose the their lies?

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How many muslims have the Nigerian christians killed?
Wouldn't it be an easier question to ask how many christians have been killed by the Nigerian Muslims?
You kill us ...yet expect us to be silent.
#Hypocricy

FisifunKododada:
YEEBOOS worshiping white people since 10 A.D

Just like yellobars worshipping aboki since 1914...lol

Toks2008:
"You shall not make for yourself an
image in the form of anything in
heaven above or on the earth beneath
or in the waters below.

Exodus 20;4

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yet you make your own image anytime you are asked to submit a passport photograph.
And more images in the name of wedding photographs and selfies.
Read that old testament law in contest. ..to whom was the law given and for what reason?

If you were at OJOTA, kindly apologise to GEJ!