₦airaland Forum

Not an FP material!

The guy above me uses....

12G network from Nitel!

Picture of the alert nko?

#warefa happens to pishure#

In Nigeria, YES!

We () are winning the war.
Who is this "WE".

Reski:
Tribal bigotry is bad for your health. So desist from it. I don't care who is appointed they can even appoint buhari's son as long as we are assured of results.

It's no "tribal bigotry" friend!
Haven't you ever heard of principles of "Federal character"?

dicefrost:
What happens if the person dies before retirement?

His people will bury him.
Or is there any other thing you want to hear?

When dem don hang buhari for pole in Cameroun, why he no go fear?

The typical Nigerian Police vehicle comes to mind. ..or they are exempted?

barcanista:
At this age a man is supposed to be in retirement. I think we should be encouraging young people. What can a man @ this age really do?

Yet a 72yr old is at the helm of affairs.
Any wonder the country seems to be at a standstill! !
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RIP to the dead.
67?? E don try for dis present world.
How I wished my wife, my mum, my brother reach dat age sef.

Imortal001:
This government is no nonsense government., Boko Haram must take note of that.

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Fixed!!

Nobody seems to have talked about using Opera mini. The app saves data like hell.

Richie0974:
Why must everything in Naija be about struggle.... To get to every position..

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It's one of the characteristics of a jungle

babaearly:
Why are muslims under attack?

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The answer is who is attacking them??
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Genesis 16:12 "And he shall be a wild donkey of a man, his hand [will be] against everyone, and the hand of everyone [will be] against him, and he will live {in hostility with all his brothers}."

ignis:
This probing is turning to another thing ... When will Tinubu, Amaechi, Rochas and Atiku be probed?

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No, those are friends to Mr president! !

ShakurM:
The dead better not be an Igbo man, he would just wake up and tell them to sell it and invest in shop, no money must waste o

Talking from experience

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Experience? ?
Are you for real??
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So dead people even de contribute for Nairaland?
(na joke oo)

Odikwa nke mmadu adighi anu??

Even out of office. ..his name still rings a bell. GEJ...my hero!!

APC....Change!!!
A clear case of one chance. ..
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Yet we have a president! !!

Ekpenyongodusu:
http://www.jobswithoutborders.eu/content/forms/infobox/news/template/default/active_id/21 My fellow nairalanders visit and register through d above link using dis code: AAB019

Its a spanish company recruiting young Africans and d link will explain further as they r in Nigeria presently....d pay here is enormous and u can earn btw $2000-$5000 mthly. God has answered our prayers as youths, so we shouldnt miss this opportunity whether u r working or not u can earn unimaginable income here. All d best as u take a stand now. Remember use d code: AAB019 ro register.

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SCAM ALERT

BUYERS BEWARE!!
##Abeg bros no vex say I spoil your market...just that I never knew dis format still de reign##

Sandydayz:
Money is not everything...

But make a lot of it...lol

Naturally, Igbo babes are beautifully set.
They don't need all these.

Yet xxxxxxxxx are not killing us (christians) because of these "contradictions" but because of some "holy book and the command of its pedophile prophet"

onyedikachukwue:
Allahu akbar Abi sai buhari.
Is he a muslim

Before nko?

Osakah24:
I remember that television, we had something like that,the name was Sanyo,very stubborn telly,if you want volume to high you slap the telly by the side,if you want clear vision you knock am for the top.funny indeed, every body in my house was a technician. time really flies.

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We used to call it "cupboard television".
Comes in black and white picture screen.

and if you have some lucozade wrappers, you can convert it to "colour TV" by pasting the wrapper on the screen. lol

siraj1402:
Pls let someone tell me,are they the only tribe in Nigeria?

You should also have asked if there is only one religion in the world...

osaslord500:
Buhari how fa?

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I think it should be "Buhari, how market?"
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Talk, they say, is cheap.
RIP to the dead.
Dats all

Kockane:
It was on Nairaland I got to realise that the problems of Nigeria can only be solved by God almighty. Even the most patriotic and loyal politicians need to rig elections first to be able to attain that position where they can change the face of the Nation.

I recall a few days ago when I logged on to this forum and saw a topic on front page, (one of those Anti-Buhari posts) only a couple of posts so I decided to contribute my thoughts in a responsible and articulate manner, with the thoughts that my articulations may change someone's life. I took my time and composed my post, checked out for grammatical errors, punctuation, etc, then I clicked the "post" button... Boom! A post that would've been Number 10, at the very worst, landed me on page 3!!! No front page, nothing!!! My carefully articulated thoughts relegated to the background where nobody bothers to give a look. I scrolled up to see the posts that made the cut within a 2-3 minutes of having to compose mine, behold: "aaa" "lol" "ahdhdhjdj" "ok" "wow" etc, etc were the jargons these nairaland kids used to push me to page 3.

I learnt a vital lesson that day, not only is the race for FTC for the swift, the race for front page is even for the swifter. No time to be forming "man of integrity", post your "hdhdhdhdh" and come back to modify.

So this morning when I saw this post and only about 5 comments so far, nobody taught me to "jejely" post my "gshsjsjssj", go and have my bath, dress up, drink my akamu and hot akara, den sit down to come and develop this plot of land I bought just to articulate my thoughts so the world can see.

So, what's the moral of my story: space booking is one of the fundamental problems of the Nigerian society today and this menace must be stopped before it destroys all that the Buhari government stands for.

Thank you, and God bless.

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Well said.
You nailed it. ..and got me laughing real hard!!
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Other childish acts are "FTC"...and dedicating it to pastor or some 5G network providers.
I've seen some even beg for "likes and shares".
Our problems are just too many!!

SOURCE??

Ghen! ghen!! ghen!!!
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A house built on lies...

ECOTERRORS:
Lai muhammed recanting his lies

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@your signature! !
Either Ms Ngene is a home econonist or she's related to lai moomoo!!
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lol

As someone rightly pointed out in a similar tread...
"WE"
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We may negotiate with presidency- BH