₦airaland Forum

Naija is a funny country indeed.

jennygirl:
@Arosa

u gat jokes,

it's he-goats like u that will do mother and daughter and say"na today".

Before ookor.

I wouldn't mind if any one of the three main presidential candidate wins.

It's always a treat for me to listen to Nigerians with good command of English.

IBB.

jennygirl:
what do u call a man that wants to date u and your cousin when his got a wife at home?
I'd call him a DEMON.

what do u call friends who only want to stand on your head to get taller?

Please don't call me a Demon, na today?

Nice one GEJ. you will win this election.

Please guys how can I get my Goodluck rice? man must wack.

poo head, do you need 2000 years of independence to make roads? or 400 years of modern education? do you have a head? we are talking of road contruction here, not rocket science. Mumu.

violent:
This could have taken a year in naija i swear

you mean 20-30 year. Like lagos Benin road.

blink182:
Come to think of it nigeria has the potential to be as rich as USA, JFk said it independence and that we had the resources to achieve it in 4yrs but yet we are among the poorest nations in the world. Where do we stand? With Sudan, please help me

Can Nigeria be as great as the USA? yes! are we making any major moves in that respect? No!

blink182:
Come to think of it nigeria has the potential to be as rich as USA, JFk said it independence and that we had the resources to achieve it in 4yrs but yet we are among the poorest nations in the world. Where do we stand? With Sudan, please help me

At best, yes. Remember some of our very best brains studied in Sudan. and many more hope to go there.

Some peeps here think that Naija is at the same level with India Pakistan, not to talk of a whole China.

smart move from G Buhari, I am beginning to like this guy.

Guys, how far is Nigeria on rocket technology?  

Op, God will provide the best wife for you soon. just believe.

tell her you want to bleep her and her sister/bestfriend at the same time (treesome). that should do it.

You need to make the ultimate sacrifice.

hornyimam:
Coward. they rather die than riot themselves to freedom. Let's do this thing, if worse comes to worse, NATO dey there to help.

How can you get public support?

hornyimam:
That will be terrorism. I am no terrorist.

No it's not, it's called protest. ( as long as you do not  distroy public property) PS we will sweep an clean the ashes, so don't worry.

set her up with a guy you know she can't say no to, with her not knowing it was you. when she falls for it you can give her a french leave.

Op, go to the front of the national assembly and set yourself ablaze, and we will start the riot/demonstration.
That is how it started in Egypt and Tunisia.

this is when the naija peeps should go on mass demonstration asking the FG for the reverse of their decision.

PS, the story is fake. you can all now go back to your various business. come on go! go!