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He's ok. I have a lot of better-looking friends. Dude can't even hold a candle to my 6'5" bro. Seriously.

You just have to understand that work doesn't kill. But don't work hard, work smart.

All because of that Kardashian hoe? Idiotic.

[quote author=Kevin_II]Killz did you or did you not molest a young child? Please answer yes or no. this is very disturbing.
Do you live in ejigbo or have you lived in ejigbo with your uncle before? Please answer yes or no. this is very disturbing.
Did you have a school father named longjohn and did he have carnal knowledge of you in secondary school? pls answer yes or no. this is very disturbing.
If yes to above have you been to therapy? please answer yes or no. this is very disturbing
further questions shall be asked after answers have been provided[/quote]You sound like a program is running in your head.
Don't get stuck in the loop structure.

Men in general have zilch to do with the overlasciviousness of your admirer(s). Perhaps, your meretricious ways are the bane of your relationships.

Nice. Read it on cracked.

busybee24: Dont be too ambitious? Pray expand on that point

Don't set your sights on marrying Mark Zuckerberg when you're just a plain vanilla girl, duh!

Hidden. . .

1, 2, boko's coming for you. 3, 4, you better start watching football at home. 5, 6, last thing you'll hear is, "BOOM!!!"

^^Doesn't exactly look like a doctored picture to me.

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But it's not always translated to sex. . .[/color][/quote]Oh no! I have to tweak my brain again!!

Being with a woman, as in...sex? To hell with football!

Being with a woman, as in...sex? To hell with football!

Wait. Let me get my calculator. I'll be back in a jiffy.

You couldn't lookup androphobia, gynophobia, and venustraphobia/caligynephobia before starting a thread? I worry for Nigeria.

I got married at 19. Happy now?

razznaija: I cannot seem to decipher a word that you just typed. Besides how do you get a lung disease that is usually caused by inhaling silica dust from kissing

We kissed near Mt. Eyjafjallajokull: An active volcano! But you do get cytomegalovirus by kissing.

Ladies and no gents, watch me micturate on this shitty thread.

You took a wrong turn, hombre.

Truth be told, no-one really understands women. They're hyper-impulsive, and vary like fingerprints.

Haha! Not so easy. You want to know my weakness, eh? The weakness you are probing for is shrouded in secrecy, please try again later.

OMG! Not another writer!! What did we do to deserve this!!!

I played football at amateur level. Football is quite tasking, and could easily trigger a heart attack. Antonio Puerta, Daniel Jarque, Mark Vivian Foe, et cetera, and now, Morosini. Strict measures have to be put in place to safeguard the lives of these young men. Rest in peace, man.

Hehe. . .Good thing I'm a hybrid.

See English.

Yay! I can bonk Bisi with no strings attached, and no husband to worry about.