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pretim: ok, let me tell u all dat happened.
My parents left for an overnight wedding, only me nd house-g 4 house. Next thing i knew, dis bitch started touching me, even in my thingy. I told her to leave me alone, she wouldn't listen. Then she forced her smelly mouth into mine. As a stubborn boy, i kicked her nd ran away. Even when she threatened fire nd brimstone if i told my parents, i still told them. Well, u know d story 4rm there

Yuck! I'd kill her.

kemmeye: no offense but dark skinned people scare the crap outta me. i watched to many naija horror movies as a kid (although i feel like my iq diminished after watching them) anyway the bad people or witches were always dark or painted dark.This has scarred me

Balderdash!

Yorisb: Albino it is, 4 moi...

Isn't "albino" somewhat derogatory?

Stargirl36: Am just 24yrs old by augt, an we were planin our weddin by dat augt cos he said he wnt it to fall on my birthday, bt nw am distratted i really dnt knw wht to do nw, my parent said i shuld marry him, dat no man is gud, to me am confuse

Your parents won't live your life for you. That man is no good. Run.

Seriously, nobody.

lol. . .This lady has demons. OP, are you 420 friendly? Do that to the Saudi guy, and watch in horror as he slices off your t¡tties. Hehe

Walk away, walk away
Save yourself from the
heartache
Go now before it's too late.

Who cares?! Somebody please give me a war. I'm armed at all points. Hehe

Beware! She's the devil's advocate on a mission to sissify all men!!

Format the text, please.

Being in love is overrated. It's just limerence.

vb0mb: Am very sure u are not from planet earth

Yeah. . .I'm posting from the red planet. Shit! It's raining methane again!!!

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]I have no idea what you said, but i'm inspired. . .
[/color][/quote]lol

I've got better things to do,that's why.

lol. . .I bought the decoy at first.

Duh. . .sit him down, and let him bleed to death.

[quote author=-king-]low self esteem could cause it........when a lady thinks herself not able to match up with the standard some dudes are looking for and fills herself with inferiority complex

anger can also cause it

no ''i'm so sorry'',no ''thanks so much i appritiate it'' can also cause it.[/quote]Which kind King you be sef?

I didn't realize I was a lady until now. I'm going to the mall; need different clothes.

Oh, the serendipity!

Defending our fragile egos, are we?

Cool indeed. Megalomaniac.

adidot01: plz, will we also be doing all these ones on that same day? Coz I no longer understand the prog anymore. Anyone with a better idea of how it'l go should plz put me through. All that's on my test notification is just an invitation for an aptitude test on Tuesday, no one is saying anything about pressup or jogging or any other physical stuff

I'm not implying there'll be any physical tests on that day. Ask your colleagues for clarification.

kpolli: Attend english language tutorials first and he would come back to you

SMH

Hun?!!!

I'm totally not reading anyone's diary.

mayordy: dude wat u wrote is jst rubbish..u cnt get dat ailment tru a kiss..its a lungs disease gotten frm smoke esp from coal factories..so dnt come here nd start foolin people. And funny hw most ppl here alreadin fallin for it..na wa o,ignorance na correct disease.
At topic..ma first kiss was a mistake nd she really liked it dat she came bck for more.

OMG! Not another philosophunculist!! Why the floccinaucinihilipilification of my post? You don't know what volcanoes are? Isn't the similitude betwixt volcanoes and coal factories apparent? You should consider your brain superfluous, plonker!

^^He'll crush you like a fly with the tip of his thumb.

Retards!

Trust me, tough guys, as opposed to bad guys, aren't always gangbangers or cultists. In fact, I see cultists and gangsters as sissies.

I hope you've all been working on your physical fitness: 1 minute pushups and situps, 4km run, et cetera. Goodluck to you all.

tos4u: As God lives and as His spirit lives, i prophecy tht Okonjo iweala of nigeria will finally emerge as d world bank president against all odd within d next 50 days. And will perform very well, but Nigeria has alot to do to be oustandingly favoured during her regime. It wont be her fault anyway, just tht there are many forces contending with nigeria. So pray more nigeria. But For her, she wil eventually emerged d winner.

Prophesy - verb.
Prophecy - noun.