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Allenbaba: I need a PHP developer to write the back end code of a website I'm working on. I need to set up a online payment system on the website.
If u are interested please call 08030435544 or 08152990330 or email 1@2.com where 1 = allen2004 and 2 =rocketmail

Too bad. I'll be able to build an online shopping website in about 2 months from now. Still learning.

Do some thorough researching.

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Discrimination: That's just one thing I do not like.

^^Finally! Someone with a sense of humour. Yay!

Limitations, boundaries: I know nil, I have nil.

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It's. Not. Hygienic.

^^What's with everybody asking me if I'm alright? I just gave an excruciatingly precise account of what science thinks of c.opulation, et cetera.

[quote author=fresh_dude]Bros you for wait make that wet skunk leave your system na.[/quote]Why?

Goldieluks: Junkie much?

420 friendly?

kemmeye: all i saw was bla bla bla

Me too!

Testing mic! Testing mic!!

Testing million dollar

condenser mic in

acoustically treated

multi-million dollar studio!!!


Ok, I'm good to go. I'll be

done with this in a jiffy, I

promise(!)

This will make more sense

to Darwinians --people

subscribed to Darwin's

school of thought -- and

atheists.

You know what bonobos

are, right? You've never

heard of bonobos?! Oya,

you know the drill: pushups;

1 minute. Bonobos, like

chimps, are one of man's

closest relatives. They do

French kissing, face-to-

face intercourse, oral

sex -- tell me more, you're

the pro -- , et cetera.


Bonobos, promiscuity, mics,


studios. What the heck is he

going on about, you say?

Smooth the groove.

Here's the real/cool gist:

Monogamy, is also not a

bonobo thing, not by a

longshot. When copulating; screwing, planking, boinking
or straffing, -- you darn pervs have a thousand words for this -- they make lots of noises -- like many women do -- so the males in the vicinity can hear them, and join the party. Yikes!
lol. . . Your lady has been calling out to other dudes for a party, foursome, et cetera(!)

One more thing: Between 70 and 80 percent of people of the female persuasion get their orgasms via the c.litoris. But the c.litoris is only superfluous tissue: The remains of what could have been a p.enis. This has zero(0) evolutionary purpose for the female orgasm. It does absolutely nothing. The reason women have them is the same reason men have n.ipples.


In conclusion, men and women have so much in common: Promiscuity and all. It's no surprise that some women harbour a mean hankering for sampling joysticks: it's only natural. And I'm done here! Phew!!

Slovenia, Kosovo. Hmm. .No suprise!

Answerbag is your source? SMH

If these boko freaks ever make the mistake of becoming symmetrical threats, they'll be completely annihilated by the Nigerian Army. Boko freaks, stop being cowards, fight like men and watch in horror as the Nigerian Army routs you.
#A boko commander was killed yesterday#

I shed my flak jacket a long time ago.

Hello! Let's apply simple probability to you, friend:
What's the probability that you're a 'big fool'?

All responses should be in this format:
The probability that I'm a big fool is ______.

Thank you!

Utopian.

Joyland: Gargantuan

Wrong! There are only two vowels in "Gargantuan".

Gross!

Looks? No. My family would kill me.

Bloody civilians. One day in Fort Drago and the wimp in you will be gone forever!

Ammyng: They will help you. . Second option apply at the same hotel for dish washing position "ekwensu"

lol

Interesting.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd]Funny enough, they'd be the same ones who'll call girls gold diggers.[/quote]Gender equality at it's very best.

I always try to downplay the importance of good looks. But then, I seem to have an innate preference for beautiful ladies. And I think my family is a factor here.

Nigerian girls' broaden my horizon? Slap me, somebody. . .lol

Girl lacks class.

What's so funny about this, retards? You'd be better off talking to a doctor.

I look fit.