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Have a wonderful
christmas, Nairalanders.
My days of celebrating christmas are officially over as I'm a man now. Have a spectacular holiday, everyone.

^^Darn!
I know some military guys who are seriously itching to kill if you need 'em.

#JOKE#

^^You just painted the perfect picture of you, using nothing but words. Bravo! 

Lay off the methylenedioxymethamphetamine, man.

^^Going by your comment, you've certainly got your front teeth to lose. May I?

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=830208.msg9812096#msg9812096 date=1324494627]Disclaimer

This post is directed to other parts of the world EXCLUDING (Remeber EXCLUDING) if you dont know the meaning of excluding
it means E NOR JOIN ( eXcluding) NIGERIAN WOMEN

Thank you[/quote]Dude, be careful! Be very careful!! Do you have any idea my sisters are of Nigerian origin?! Keep it at it, and we'll have to settle this like men.     

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=828680.msg9809831#msg9809831 date=1324472276]You wish and trust me it wasn't the confused look. [/quote]Oh well, be thou gagged.

Stop ingesting ampakines!

kelz88:
Even Igbinedion. Wow!

Igbinedion's one the worst universities in Nigeria.

Kwa Iya. Are you gay? Check my profile.

^^What do you take me for? You had better start eating your shorts, literally. And overtly!

I say sorry when I truly mean it. Costs me nada!

Sure! They'll be all over you, mahn!!

I don't need a trainer. I'm keyed into the US Army and Nigerian Air force fitness regimes. I've caught several girls

red-handed, staring at my biceps and pectorals.

^^ Fanta? You suicidal?!

Yaba ==>>

Big-ups to you. Nigeria thanks you.

Jeel:
What Makes a Woman Desirable to a Man?
Have you ever noticed that certain women just seem to have every man on the planet wrapped around their finger? Chances are, you don't see anything special about them, but men certainly do.

I always knew I was from mars.

I don't know if I can.

Some people just can't stand success. Look around, you'll understand.

Just one of the reasons why Boko Haram wants to kill you all.

Personally, who cares?! I have battles to do.

^^Big-ups to you. You're mentally strong(?)

^^Yeah. Be confused.

Certainly, the people who post abuses here have nothing good happening in their lives.  

;d ;d

femionasan:
He uses speech recognition software dont you gerrrrrrittttt?

Pitch-correction!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=828680.msg9798940#msg9798940 date=1324322820]Park well jor! [/quote]Who taught you that slang?!

Anyway, my SMSS parks itself better than any other.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=828680.msg9798440#msg9798440 date=1324316817]Damn, you beat me to it! [/quote]

Is the guy rich? Just asking.