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Even though these girls suffer from chronic inferiority complex, it's a free world, you know. They can romance corpses for all I care.

Periodic Table: Hi, Helen, Little, Broken, Bottle, Can, Never, Over, Flow, Neon, So, May, All, Silly, People, Suffer, Chlorine, Argon, Pottasium, and Calcium, lol
Solar System: My, Very, Eyes, May, See, Just, Under, Nine, Planets.

slimyem:
i'm always rudely shocked each time a guy confesses love to me barely two weeks after the initial meet or a guy that tells me he wants to marry me in the process of chyking me.

What does "chyking" mean?

I'll be on the lookout for those. Hehe

I refuse to comply.

You should give a guy your number only if he's a confirmed serial killer. Otherwise, guard it jealously.

Na airforce planes dem go use disperse una.

After your programme at yabatech, get university education.

Weird!

There's no unity, that's why. How can we stand in one accord when the fragmented state of our society is evident even on NL forums?

Another birthday mate. Happy birthday to you?

Does anyone here want to be a dictator? We'll decapitate and mutilate you at Eagles square, Abuja. Hehe

Yeah. Being a graduate, it will take a while before I can realize my dream of being a combatant. U're female and you wanna enlist in the army?

I hate the police. When I'm a soldier, I'll deal ruthlessly with any of them who dares cross my path. Useless dickheads!

bekay911:
Me sef wan enta bt dat doesnt mean i go dey for battle field unless u no go skuul. Wit ma Bsc n Msc i no go smell war front.

Even I'm educated, I'd prefer to be a combatant.

Goldieluks:
Meaning the mind of a man is controlled by his kinny?wth!!!
so men are weak after all?

This is incorrect. I have my 'kinny' under control at all times. I won't counter-attack though, because of the man. united connection.

All I know: Today is my birthday. And I'm gonna enjoy it.

Yep! That's the response I get from so, so many people when I speak of my desire to enlist in the Nigerian army. Are you also subscribed to this school of thought? What is Nigeria to you?

Hi!

Not my life.

Homosapiens. Always trying to complicate simple things. How about wrist watches that blink red when the couple are in close proximity.

Duh. Because they tend to be less educated.

I saw him do it. As he made contact with Fash's cheek, saliva flew into my food, Fash's saliva. So, I switched it with yours while you were looking away. Sorry.

WilWily:
Soooo you sabi how to pray, you never start. my friends Boko Haram are coming.

Feeling the heat, eh?

Beaf:
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Very interesting and historical user name. Are you Edo?

Thanks, I'm just an average Nigerian. But a piece of paper says I'm from Kogi State.

San Andreas all the way. I even used a mod in which you could call your driver to pick you up, call an helicopter, and drive in convoys with your chopper hovering above you - protecting you. Pretty cool.

Don't know. I was in Ekiti State for the first time ever on saturday. All I saw was rocks, enormous rocks. Capisch!

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yorke:
I wear it only when i want 2 snap. I dont do sunglasses !!!

When you want to snap in half? People 'do' sunglasses?! What a weird world we live in.

I wear sunglasses to shut out uv rays. I squint when it's sunny. The gurls love it when I squint but I'm having none of it. So, sunglasses.

I'm a self-taught amateur. I know only basic, html, PHP, and a bit of java. My favourite would be, PHP. I like PHP because it's great for server-side programming.