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The family was lucky I ain't the one... The way and manner she will run mad will be out of this world. For every 1000naira I spent, she will craze for a day until my money is complete. If I don't make her craze, I will turn her to a nymphomaniac or a kleptomaniac, they will wish they didn't have a daughter.


I no dey talk wetin I never do...

Urhobokwaleboy:
A nigga once said: You are a real guy.. I like that part where you said "which useless no one knows tomorrow".. Cause no one knows tomorrow man should take nonsense from stupid people..

You sabi am... People dey misuse that quote

Op is it for that ur same gf that didn't bleed and all of a sudden the alum she used washed away and the kpekus became slack


Get sense o....

Offpoint:
Pathetic.... girlfriend, not wife.

God no gimme this kind pikin, even na billionaire him wan be... dash am small sense.

By the way, that hand I'm seeing doesn't look like someone fingers who can afford iPhone... hand is as dry as shit in harmattan.

More like a sales rep in phone store

I was thinking the same thing o...

Papanwamaikpe:
Baba don't Bleep with a drug cartel oh! Those guys are ready to lose 10mil in order to recover just 1m.


Crazy sets of people

You cannot run from them o.... You may be surprised that they have a connect here in Nigeria

brownemmanuel43:
baba, I started reading this since yesterday, I wanted to comment but when I read his own side, I decided not to mention anybody nor comment. U see there is one thing people don't know about life, when is rosy u will always feel on top. But remember those bottom. For now is rosy for him and some supported what he did, even though his elder brother missed it somewhere, but sending them out is pure wickedness. kai, abeg that guy wicked.
Baba u see ehh, there was this uncle of mine (late) he was an Nigerian Ambassador in different countries.
Imagine an Ambassador, but this man was damn mean and heartless, he never helped anybody in the family. I mean nobody ever ate his 1 naira. So he served and retired from service. And the worst the wife supported uncle heartlessness. After every set and done, baba enjoyed his money all alone with his wife. Money cum dey get k-leg, baba cum home finally and the wife was in the city with the children, like play, baba cum die.
Things cum turn around for baba family.
Now the wicked wife na recharge card she dey sell. All her children no man wan cum offload them from family.

abeg mak person no quot me.

Ambassador wife sell recharge card... This ur story get k leg

NACE13:
Jeez mehn! I have laughed my intestine out. Days like these are what I love.

Let me share mine then:
A female friend i just met called and said she wanted to come over and see my new place. In less than 5 minutes after arrival, she started going through my toiletries, telling me she likes my bath soap, body spray, perfume, even my laundry soaps. Went to my wardrobe, wanted to take my Portuguese national football jersey, unfortunately for her, I am on the the huge side, so the jersey is the XL type, too big for her and I had already crested my alias at the back. I was like, "Babe, did you come to see me or you came to do your own version of Black Friday shopping?". She was trying to laugh it off but I started getting irritated.

Another one happened way back when I was in school. A dude came for clearance and said he was just going to spend 3 days, 4days max, I didn't know him but he is a friend to my roommate. The dude is quite muscular and tall with a fine face (no homo) but because he is cute, he started over doing things. If I dey do my own press up jejely the puta go dey form gym instructor dey gimme coaching lessons, he is this type of "Mr. know All" dude. The day my girl came to see me, the guy melt begin do fine boy turn up things. He started behaving like that dude the guy talked about earlier on this thread . He will take off his shirt and start doing push ups in front of her, he'd want to do 100 at once, just to show off thereby trying to kill himself. She'll be in the kitchen, he'd go with her and start raising senseless topics to discuss. Thank heavens my girl then was the straightforward type. She told him off almost immediately that she's not in the mood for small talks.
The dude almost finished our food, the day I had had enough i told him to bring forth money so we can cook better jollof rice, he asked me to bring mine and I asked him "The rice, tin tomatoes, gas and other ingredients I have here are from where?".

One day, we were all watching a movie, I was on the floor with my girl, the dude was on the bed sleeping, or pretending to be sleeping, my roomie with another dude were at another angle watching the movie as well, na so this puta just stylishly put hand on top my babe chest, trying to do some funny things while pretending to be sleeping. My girl almost slapped him right there but I held her back and called him to wake the fvck up and sleep properly. My girl said until he leaves, she ain't coming back to my place. Fortunately, her roommate travelled for about a week or more, so I just jejely took some of my stuff and went to stay with her. Some puta negroes can be funny sha. The annoying part is he didn't achieve what he came for; the lecturer holding one of his results travelled for a conference, so the guy had to spend another week or two maybe. Imagine such fuckery at its zenith

And you tolerated...?

Mistaicey2288:
Myndd44 Lalasticlala Seun Justwise Dominique
Rule 2 Violation..

Reporter you don chop this morning? Hope you wake up soundly, send your account number for your usual 20 naira okpa

kingjrofficial:
Myndd44 Lalasticlala Seun Justwise Dominique
Rule 2 Violation

Reporter how your life? You don see food chop... Send your account for 500 naira

Samiyoung2020:
Pls how can I join the freelance writing you talked about? I love writing too.

There is a fiverr/upwork thread in the business section. We all started from there...

Mistaicey2288:
This person here made the statement in the first quote and went ahead to still try to justify that statement with the other 2 statements when people mentioned him about his initial post and that he deserves a Ban.... Mods kindly look into this...

Myndd44 OMA4J Dominique Lalasticlala Justwise Seun Y'all should kindly look into this.

You seem agitated... Calm down and drink water. It was a harmless question. Just like asking, how you a thief? It is a Yes or No question. Stop running to the mod.

kingjrofficial:
Myndd44 Lalasticlala Seun Justwise Dominique
Rule 2 Violation

It is a question not a statement and it requires an answer. Stop running to the mods son.

ddippset:
Guy get ready for a lengthy ban.

A question is a question... He needs to give a solid answer.

Mistaicey2288:
Lol... This Midget should just shut up and move to another club if e sure for am.. When you decide to remain in a place for a long time, things like this are bound to happen. That's why Ronaldo is the real GOAT.. Nigga has tasted almost every league and has proven himself worthy in all... This one just stays in one place all the while and expects not to get criticised there sometimes?

So your mother is not a good wife because she has not tasted everywhere abi? Stay wherever is good for you

Who does long distance relationship? Me once the relationship distance pass 60-90 minutes travel we don breakup o.

In a LDR, you are four in the relationship.

Oyindaberry:
I have a B.Sc in Industrial Chemistry, just completed my Masters degree prog too. Abeg link me up if you’ve got similar vacancies

The guy is earning with his skill not his degree. Do the same

J111333:
Mee too reason with her small as per the bolded but hey, you're the man.

Me even if my father comes to see me... If he say 4 days, it should be 4 day or at most 5 days. If it pass that time, I will ask him to move out. They know me at home. If you tell me it is 1 year, it should be 1 year

When I moved to zaria for my Msc, this fine chic who was course mates, came for visit with handbag. Unknown to me that handbag will contain tv and fridge no joke. She spent the first night, second and third. The third day, I asked her, even Jesus rose on the third day, when are you rising. She was doing fine girl things, be shaking bobbi and asking me to suck or feel it. I hissed... Me that nearly became a Catholic father na you wan seduce...

The fourth day morning, I asked her to move out before I return. She thought I was joking. When I returned, I threw her out with her wet pants and all... In her words I am gay and don't know the fresh food I am throwing away. I told her ayam a vegan...

I remember my days in Ekosidin, there was this dude that graduated but came for clearance. I decided to squat him for the three days. I noticed that on the third day, the chief was doing no leave no transfer. I just chill. The night of the third day oboy went clubbing and brought one disgusting chick. The idiot was winking at me to leave my house around 10pm for him to defile my sheet. I said they should wait outside let me, clear everywhere. I locked my door... And slept off. The guy banged and banged, I increased music. In the morning by 6am, I dropped his bag outside my door. Which useless you don't know tomorrow...

Budline1:
I wonder o. Very mean ppl. She stopped talking to him because he's not OBO or Hushpuppi. What they ought to have just laughed about...
These bitches got no joy at all. It's why rich guys fvck and dump them anyhow.

The guy is stupid. I am a guy and if I had a younger sister I wouldn't want such type of guy for her. You plan outing according to your pocket.

encryptjay:
I thought it's in the North East that there are many NGOs?

Most are in boko haram areas... Now sef bandits, herdsmen, kidnappers don join them e no easy

gunuvi:
Best way to get it is to first look for an ngo around you and volunteer. By that you will be getting information on available vacancies around you that you can apply for

I am in the north but this Boko haram and their issue will definitely restrict me. I will take your suggestion into consideration. Thanks

gunuvi:
Mine is 280k
Executive Director of a national NGO.

I would love to work in a NGO someday o... Can you please give me guideline on how I can achieve this? Already working as a Freelance writer which pays well but working with one is a lifelong dream.

You have given your money for IDP waka. She will not pay. Always have proof when doing money biz. She can say she paid you in kind.

Nigerians and pretence... Some just finished sucking kpekus or rimming anus or sucking unwashed harmattan infested dicks but are up there former holier than thou...

Fake story