₦airaland Forum

horpigee1:
I have solution for you if only you can do it... it sound crazy and funny..don't do it if u tink u can't stop masturbating.
(1) take ur bible or Quran, open the middle of the Bible/Quran, then say it loudly that God I don't want to be masturbate again and if you do, all the curse in d bible/Quran shall be on to you.... pls don't do this if u know u can't stop this masturbate of a thing.
(2) step on cutlass or any iron sheet, then say to urself that... if i masturbate after today, make Ogun kill u.
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pls don't do any of the two if u know u can't stop masturbating...may God help u bro

It will not work... Coming from a retired general in the field, it is like cocaine you withdraw gradually. From 6 to twice then once... Masturbation is not bad forget the religious innuendo. He should get a girlfriend that likes sex and with time it will pass. Above he should get busy

ceeroh:
If you're not in Lagos, move there. Get a job in a toxic work environment that takes 12hours of your day. Then coupled with traffic. By the time you get home, you no go even remember where you keep your vaseline.

Then u don't know addiction.... Toilet no dey office

Mustiboy:
First, remove those IMEI numbers from here
Second, visit your nearest police station with your phone pack and receipt and lodge your complaint.
You will be charged between 15-20k. Don't worry, pay for it. When the culprit has been arrested, he will bare all the charges for all you Spend.

How much be the infinix hot 8 wey she go spend this kain money ontop plus stress

bellia:
Would they know if don jazzy is the real father of the child? Nigerians that don't do DNA test so.

Does your father know you are his landlord child?

Happy escape o... Even 30k bmc whatsapp group admin take off two weeks ago. If e sure for am e for stay na...

SarkinYarki:
Better bribe them , when I went to renew my passport I remember a guy crying at the passport office that he had been waiting for 3 months to get his passport yet they kept telling him no booklet and I asked my plug if that won't affect me because i needed to travel soon and my plug told me my passport will be ready the next day and true to his word by 11 am the next day he sent it to my office ...When they say no booklet I think they want you to play ball

I even want to go this way, they said no booklet at all. If your plug is kd own, please let's link up

Mine is still pending there o...

Very nice guy. I know wetin me go fit do am. Infact by the time I finish with her, only she go dey beg me to take her back because she go hate life... Kei I wicked gan

Kingray17:
Sometimes the way older people speak make me despise growing older. I've come to understand that old age does not necessarily determine wisdom or maturity. It's called a forum where people spread their problems and seek answers.
Moreover it's a romance session. Since you were so sensitive to the problems of Nigeria you could have easily ignored and passed rather than spread your dirty linen in public. You try to sound logical but you're just a depressed nitwit. Now get the hell outta my post

Oga 4.8 calm down... Don't worry yourself it will increase in length and girth in few years. If you Continue to compare yourself with others, you will become depressed.

Ebios:
Real men of God dont join Nigerian politics...l repeat, Nigerian politics.
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Adeboye, l know...
Kumuyi, l know.....
Oyedepo, l know....etc
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Sorry oh
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Who is Pastor Osagie Ize-iyamu ?

Ikpoba hill pastor

aorseer:
Charcoal does not create smoke! Firewood does

Really, so there is smoke from charcoal? Is that what you are telling me?

falcon01:
From selling something healthy to selling something Toxic.

So smoke from charcoal is healthy? Pick ur brain e dey ground

thoollz:
MY TOTY
ALISSON BECKER

TRENT KOULIBALY VANDIJK ROBERTSON

KANTE

WIJNALDUM STERLING

MESSI LEWANDOWSKI RONALDO


SUBSTITUTES
Ziyech
Ederson
B. Silva
Salah
Mane
Fabinho
D. Godin
De ligt

No Mane

All these Xiaomi fan boys eh, they can open useless thread

Na una dey give them room to trend. As them post am everybody lock up dem go rest

This man knows how to enjoy life to the fullest.

Afamed:
Definitely no peace for the Looters

Is El rufai not also a looter? No naija politician can come out to say they never chop national yam. Na who dem catch be thief

gentle007:
My people perish for lack ok knowledge.

Explain to her. Stop critizing like a barbarian

HolyCaligula:
You can only squirt when he man that's a pro in bedmatics sleeps with you.

You see most guys of these days are all mouth and no show, sex is not about pounding for one minutes and stop and pound again.

The day you meet a guy that knows how to fork is the day you experience one of the wonders of life.

I once made a lady squirt and she was paralyzed for about 20 minutes, she could not walk. She said the feeling was out of this world.

I got scared when are two eyes were like that of the undertaker when squirting.

Yeah i am that good and you can send me a mail for a try, no strings attached, you use me, i use you. But the problem is that you will fall in love.


Based on the order of the Peaky blinders.

Lies... Some women will never squirt no matter the skill of the man. I don just rub one babe clit and she squirt everywhere. I no even insert my tool. Btw I hate it because it wet my precious bed, I hate body fluid of another person near me.
Based on.....

CHOPUP411:
The real GOAT, not one short man devil that cannot change club for twenty years

How many husband has your mama changed to prove she is a good wife?.

Who sent them? Naija police no dey ever ask the right questions

itsme01:
you are already cursed , if you see the truth and keep quite for political affiliation, i doubt you would eevn live long enough to have children that can even curse you

I already have 2 lovely kids. I can't say the same about me. Btw don't waste ur time replying cos I am at work. No time pls

itsme01:
Only a fool would say what he has no proof of, why not forward your proof of ajomobi's corruption to the proper quaters like efcc and icpc and stop libelious trash online

you are obviously the slave who would never see the truth and light

Arguing with a crumb picker is like pouring water into a basket.. Very soon your children will curse you for this. Last reply

itsme01:




God!! why is this Mediocre fool hellbent on rubishing Oyo people why? From claiming Oyo state has no street light for the past 20 years to this haa!!

On transport, Ajimobi gave us cheap urban public mass transit like Ajumose busses/Coaches , this one is giving us tampolin, On secuirity Ajimobi gave us effective Opreation burst, and started installing CCTV before he left, this fool is buying toy cars to decorate junctions

We hardly sleep at night since his thugs and auxiliary boys came back into Oyo state, they rob , rape and maim

hips and pile off dirt and trash litters the street since he discontinued Ajimobi's PPP waste management aproach, and gave it back to civil servants



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But Ajimobi raped the state of its fund. When will you stop enslaving ur lineage for the crumbs you get from ur slave master table?

Una don see say na Sulaimon na sponsor not SM

This is a foolish boy wasting his life on Nairaland

Sikay19:
You are free to practice any religion of your choice and of course you are entitled to your opinion. However, i reserves the opinion that coming to my mention to debase my own religion under my own comment is not only sensitive but sheer stupid of fanatical being like her.
You are just like her who couldn't discern the tone of fanatism in her comment.
Btw, i never said insane. And as far as i know there is difference between insand and inane.

Stop responding to the nitwits.

EcoBrick:
Indeed. Was it his own personal money he has been using to pay salaries and run government since then? All these governors sef.

Shey you saw 'almost' in the title