₦airaland Forum

beelon1020: Just thank your star say no be my papa born u.. The memory of beating will abide in your brain forever.

hahahahahahahahaha... your papa na badoo..

Enypie: Ahahah! you're so funny.
Like seriously?

yeah... Like doh...........

Enypie: me i simply wait in the car while my bf do the buying.
I'm not shy,but i ve a temper wen it comes to pple not minding der bu. #Lobatan

wow... Your boyfriend has a car? what model please?.... But that's non of my business.

tbagjames: I will get him a drawing board and painting brushes. We just discovered an artist in the family.

hahahahahahahahaha....... that's a painting of monalisa

Smartsyn: hmmmm, I'll just go inside and sleep, the mother should go and do her job.

hahahahahaha..... your TV is gone o

What will you do if you got home after work and meet your son like this with your living room messed up with paint?

Lindx93: May I never marry a man like my father.......Infact if i'm to come bk into dis lyf a second tym may I never have someone lyk him as a father again

I can feel the grief and anger from your writings.... was he a womanizer?

Interesting

go and die

SpaceGoat: Seun Osewa,
Owner ww.nairaland.com
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Daer Oga Seun.
i hereby apply for the post of the vacant admin position on your site, it been long since i have been saying 'make me admin!! make me admin" but you dont listen, i finally cut you now cause i know you just remove one of youre admins and i know the post is vacant and i know that nobody is there and i know there has to be somebody there and i know that you have not choose anybody there, so i hereby apply for the vacancy.
im more qualifief for this job since

1. i can read and write very well

2. i have fat internet speed

3. i have clear history on nairaland

4. i dont fight both in world and in internet

5. my mum use to say i can manage things

6.when i was 2 year old i have 2 chicken in 5 month it has mutiply to 4 serious speaking!!!

this is just small of my quanlity that shows im qualify for the job.. tank
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Yours Everytime,
SpaceGoat..

if I was seun, I will ban you immediately.. why will you claim to be what you are not..so many errors in your writing.

KillerBeauty: I won't marry a man like my father because my dad was a cheater. My mom gisted us all he did and how much stree she pass through with him. Though they are still together after more than 30yrs But I don't want a cheater as a hubby. With all this HIV evrywhere nowadays

Ahhh... such is life sha... I pray you will find a husband as good as me.

Ahmed0336: come collect ur award#Slaps him and runs away#

lol... **dodges slap, brings out a local made pistol and shots him dead***

I have bedded 18000 women and counting...

zeb04: hahahahaha

Stop laughing... just say"yes I will marry you"

GoodFaith: Do I want my kids to marry a man like me?
I am not sure because I have 90% good qualities
and 10% of my short coming
Caring, loving, considerate, fair in dealing with people
Good provider
My kids and their need comes first--family is number one
I am a hard worker
Set goals and I am a goal getter
I pray my kids get 100% of want they want in a marriage

Nobody gets 100% sir, just pray that your daughters will get a better husband than you were to their mum.

teeboo: No, I can't

what are your reasons?

Adaeze003: I'd like a modern version of him...

probably a robot.

zeb04: lol yeh. You wld be an amazing dad 2.

wow... since you are convinced that I will definitely make a good husband, therefore you deserve a good husband like me. I want to use this opportunity to offer what you really do deserve. ***kneels down and takes out a golden ring***
"please marry me".

zeb04: If my dad had a clone with a heart and a soul just like him,I wldnt even give it a second thought b4 screaming yes! yes! yes!

I thank God for your dad

Yungwizzzy: You can choose your friends but you can't choose your relatives!!

*tongue*

you are right. But your dad was once a friend to your mum. At that point, you can make a choice.

onome710: *jst came here to see comments*

young man.. put yourself in a woman's shoes. would you have wished to marry a man like your father?

When I saw this tweet this morning, I was taken aback at first...'You
don't want to marry a man like your father?"...but then I thought
about it again...there might actually be many women out there who
don't want men like their fathers. Many in fact! That someone is your
flesh and blood does not mean that they are perfect or what you wish
for yourself.
Are you one of those women? And what's your reason? Let's discuss!
"culled from Linda ikeji blog ".

flawlessS: how does that work??

it works like bomb.. it's an explosive.

Kaiiiii....... He had rather kill himself than commit suicide.. Thunder fire am sef... Anyway, I pity his poor mother.

Thunder fire you

lacicrips: Shitty product.

I don't know if these guys are using jazz on people who buy their crappy phones.

Bad belle