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ashewopeckas:
Why her cameltoe come be like paper wey dem squeeze. d room sef be like where dem do short time

lwkmd

just incase

yes

Truth234:
Alive

https://www.nairaland.com/2011541/uganda-toddler-savagely-beaten-nanny

ok

I learnt the little baby is dead .

Following Emmanuel Adebayor's accusation towards his mother of using evil against him.. I was forced to ponder on the rationale behind this. Why will a mother plan evil against a loving son whose success in life will also be the success of the family.
Is it true that a woman can work against the progress of her own child in life.

If your answer is yes then, what are the factors that can make a mother work against the progress of her own child.

I need your opinions!

In other news; Happy birthday to me. I'm +1 today. Birthday gifts are welcome.

ebuetor:
I for one can still remember when i was 5 years old , i was with my dad in his car at night. So while we were about to take a right turn into our street, i saw at the corner of the road a huge shining ''man'',he was shining better than a flourescent bulb, and he was as tall as an electric pole. He just stood there, like a guard. His movement were slow. As my dad slowly took the bend, i watched his face, my dad seems to take no notice of the image,so i tapped him on his arm and pointing,''daddy look at''. He looked but replied with ''what is it?''. I knew he didn't see what i saw. Up till this day, i still wonder what that being is.

Another one was when i was six year, i was in our home and my mother kept a bucket of water in the corridor , i looked closely and i saw sugar ants by the side of the bucket, mysteriously they were going inside the water on a straight line and when they get to the bottom they release themselves and float to the top, like they were under going some kind of training. I thought they were picking something at the bottom. I believe, children, when they point with their finger, they really see something we cant see.

You are haunted!

Lai lai..... I no fit.make Ekaette our house giirl come disvirgin me again? That girl was a bully.

The lyrics makes absolutely no sense

blakky97:
I believe some of these suicide bombers are made to do these acts under duress. It could be that their families or somebody they love is held under captivity and the life of the person depends on their own suicide. Other wise, I don't understand how possible it is to tell a human to do a thing like this. We in the south are not as worried as we should be about this menace because we reckon it as remote, far off, peculiar to northern nigeria alone. But NO! It is a nigerian problem, because if these people succeed in capturing the north and making a military base out of it, then the beginning of our ruins become near. Our worst fears and worries will take effect, and any medicine will be too late to cure our wasting ailment. General Umar gave a speech on this recently and it is still treated as a matter of irrelevance. South! Let's act now before we cry for help!

I dont agree with the bold part. Will you commit suicide because your loved one is held captive? Although i believe this people are hypnotized and brainwash to do what there do

femmy2010:
It all boils down to how unique the Lady is.

it depends on what you mean by unique though. No woman is indispensable except one.

dhrey:
it all depends on what interest you find in her.mine took me 5years.

A typical Arsenal fan. Bros i tuale

MrCork:
....which nigeriia?.... Pigeon English is sexxxxy?... Serrrriously...am goin bak to bed (no ooofense)

Good night

Ok

This Denrele guy is really possessed. He looks fetish.. I'm sure his village witches are there congratulating each other.

Him na james bond?

A lady called into a radio programme; her narration set the
tone for the discussion of the night. Her boyfriend of about
two years recently told her that she had to get pregnant
before he proposes to her. According to her, she thought the guy was just testing her, however, when the guy started
making it an issue, she opted out the relationship.
I thought almost all the callers that night would condemn
the guy’s stance in its entirety, I was, however, shocked
when the calls started coming in. It was a hotly debated
issue, most callers especially men were tactical in their
approach to the issue. They said the young man had some
valid points in his assertion. Surprise, surprise! Some
women took sides with the guy also.
I was speechless but not confused.
So as usual, I bring this topic for your consideration. Do
you think the lady should do what the young man said, get
pregnant for him and get proposed to or just like she did,
take a walk?
I want to hear from you, add your voice to this debate.

Nollywood why?

Surplus90:
My first fashion show. Silverbird International
Fashion Show June 1998

1998, I was in Primary 4.

Goshen360:
But Pastor Adeboye already made the church, RCCG a political church. Ask me how & I'll tell you.

Tell me

If you ask me, na who I go ask?

I wish him well

Can these games work on my torch light nokia phone?

Wahala dey

peterpaulis:
... Nice one, you're coming up though

upcoming star

2nd Semester Exams 4 All Departments...

Course: Love Mathematics.

Course code: GMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30minutes.

1.If a girl is in love for 10years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, what is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 3 girls for three years, calculate the expenses and loss for the three years?

3. In not more than thirty-words. State the difference between Orobo girls and Lekpa girls.

4.With the aid of a label drawn diagram, explain the term "Ukwu".

Question 5- For girls only
5.Use the almighty formula to calculate the speedometer of your boyfriend using the proportional ratio to attain the equation.

Question 6- For boys only.
6.You send an airtime worth #200 to your girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text. Calculate the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent.

7.If you break up with your girl because of Christmas gifts, etc. Calculate how long it'll take you to get her back in January.

8.As a guy,you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. Calculate the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour.

9.When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are single as their marital status states, and 100% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship, married. Briefly explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences.

N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!!!!
Good Luck!- Dean For Student Affair!

Between android and apple.. Which is the better OS and why?
Apple??
Oh my goodness... Apple discriminates, segregates,
disassociates and alienates itself from every other system.
See... Apple is very stingy. It's either you're Apple as s devise
or forget that app you desire to install.
Apple is very selfish.
Android Oh no! It's great. It has helped many people in
many ways. As a system, it's selfless. As a political system, it is
DEMOCRATIC

Nice one dbanj...I believe

How many times will this topic be on frontpage... ? I give up

Where is your sauce abi na source?