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FamilyRe: 12 Commandments To My Wife To Be by arvinsloane(op): 3:15pm On Oct 08, 2014
cococandy:
Dreamer.
I know you don't live in lagos where even if you close from work by 4pm,traffic will keep you outside until 9pm.

When you come back you'll rewrite your rules and regulations.
Sorry !the commandment is not location dependent. Be it lagos or kafanchan
FamilyRe: 12 Commandments To My Wife To Be by arvinsloane(op): 3:12pm On Oct 08, 2014
mystiqueDZ:
Op you re a clownn...
I know huh
FamilyRe: 12 Commandments To My Wife To Be by arvinsloane(op): 3:10pm On Oct 08, 2014
agarawu23:
13 . if we have misunderstandings, my punishment should not be on the bed. if you dont want lasu babes to replace u.

14. g-string pant is not allowed. I am not a hunter so I dont need catapult. your hunting session is over if u are married. abi hw married woman go dey wear G-string pant sef?

I just help u add some oooo
You are on point but that rule no 14.....wait....let me ask the gods undecided
FamilyRe: 12 Commandments To My Wife To Be by arvinsloane(op): 3:06pm On Oct 08, 2014
moreeni:
Yes daddy, would that be all for now? grin grin grin
Yes mummy, Those are the only 12 easy rules to adhere to. Although there is a thirteenth rule, but you wouldn't really need it for now. grin
FamilyRe: 12 Commandments To My Wife To Be by arvinsloane(op): 2:58pm On Oct 08, 2014
Godmystrength:
happy married life in advance...
Tanchu grin
Family12 Commandments To My Wife To Be by arvinsloane(op): 10:57am On Oct 08, 2014
Dear Future Wife,
Here are 12 commandment you must keep when I finally take you to the alter. Failure to keep these commandment will be accompanied with great consequences.
1. I wouldn't wanna turn my home to court of law where people points out who is right or wrong, i will only involve you in the decision making like in partnership but my say is
final, no argument sweetie.
2. Dont forget you are only the 2nd in command, so when i'm away you take charge of our home, when i'm back you hand over immediately, no delay.
3. When i'm scolding any child, you allow me finish, dont ever use my child, it is ours not yours.
4. I believe in your decision, if you have rebuked any child
don't report him or her to me again, no child shall be punished twice for one offence no matter how grievous the offence is.
5. Thou shall not correct me in the presence of the kids,
except its done with humor.
6. You shall not be a banker, I repeat, you shall not be a
banker, i dont want my kids calling maid mummy. Saturday and sunday must be work free day, or you quit the Job no matter how much the salary is.
7. Thou shall not make any expenses of 100k and above
without my knowledge, whether its in my favour or a surprise, I dont care if its your money or not, you own the
money, i own you.
8. If i'm not back on time, it is your duty to put a call across
not thinking dirty with ur brain that i'm somewhere chilling
with friends and girls.
9. You will cook all my meals like my mother did, no excuses except i cook it myself. No pretty maid or i wouldn't be held responsible for whatever happens thereafter.
10. Did i say this before. . . .
You are going to keep looking good like a girlfriend, be in
shape, watch your weight and all that, if you start wearing big baggy to bed you are on your own ohh. No third PARTY, not your mother or friends, its you and I only.
11.You must be home by or before 6pm, no plenty meetings, clubs or social gathering.
12. No grudges, you must learn to forgive this guy, so we live happily till death do us part.

Yours husband to be
HealthRe: Ebola: Male Survivors Warned To Use Condoms by arvinsloane(m): 9:02am On Oct 08, 2014
iceberylin:
ĔVĔŃ ŴĨŤĤ ĤĨŚ ŴĨfe undecided
Are their wives immuned to ebola?
HealthRe: Ebola: Male Survivors Warned To Use Condoms by arvinsloane(m): 8:58am On Oct 08, 2014
Girls please o.... Don't allow any guy to climb ontop of you without a condom... Please.
EducationRe: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by arvinsloane(m): 7:14am On Oct 08, 2014
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See people...after they will say the thread is boring. Nice list OP.
See this mad man... Why you quote me na?
EducationRe: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by arvinsloane(m): 11:08pm On Oct 07, 2014
adegwurulez:
Am I the only one getting pissed off with this ten types of people shii on nl? someone will soon come up with ten types of people you meet in a public toilet.
Life is too short to be sad all the time!
You are probably a saddist..**just saying **
EducationRe: 7 Types Of People You Meet In The Bank. by arvinsloane(m): 10:52pm On Oct 07, 2014
smoothsk:
Lots of children on Nairaland what has your village head got to do with this schmuck!!!!!
Thank your stars that I'm more civilized than you are .nitwit
EducationRe: 10 Types Of Lecturers You Meet In The University by arvinsloane(m): 8:23pm On Oct 07, 2014
I'm enjoying this
EducationRe: 7 Types Of People You Meet In The Bank. by arvinsloane(m): 6:45pm On Oct 07, 2014
smoothsk:
Someone should open a thread on TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET AT THE AIRPORT
If you open the thread shebi your village head go die?
HealthRe: How The World Media Is Celebrating Nigeria's Ebola Victory Pictures And Video by arvinsloane(m): 3:24pm On Oct 07, 2014
Trut:
Adonbilivit
Onye ara
FamilyRe: How I Slépt With My Driver Just To Have Children For My Husband by arvinsloane(op): 1:16pm On Oct 07, 2014
MabraO:
Story for the gods

Op thanks for summarizing a Nollywood movie for us to read as a real life story u hear

U ve got talent use it well
tongue

FamilyRe: How I Slépt With My Driver Just To Have Children For My Husband by arvinsloane(op): 11:55am On Oct 07, 2014
Acidosis:
mu. mu wife, the father will someday come for his children.
Its easy to judge others.
FamilyRe: How I Slépt With My Driver Just To Have Children For My Husband by arvinsloane(op): 9:54am On Oct 07, 2014
tintingz:
I don't even know what to say to this.

What the woman did is adultery, but she did to keep her marriage.

There are many medical ways to get pregnant without sleeping with another man.

All I see is a man that's loving and understanding.
What are these other medical ways? You can educate us?
FamilyRe: How I Slépt With My Driver Just To Have Children For My Husband by arvinsloane(op): 8:40am On Oct 07, 2014
Elantracey:
@ her husband that's what I call love , am sure he must have placed himself in her shoes and thought about it deeply before asking her that question , it so rare to find men with so great understanding .



But instead of committing adultery , adoption would have been a better choice.
Adoption?a BIG no....How would that have appeased her Evil mother-inlaw?
FamilyRe: How I Slépt With My Driver Just To Have Children For My Husband by arvinsloane(op): 8:36am On Oct 07, 2014
hawdi:
Hmmmnnn! Very touching. What else could Monica have done?! Well, she tried, even though it was wrong. She only wanted to save herself from the everyday insults and embarrassment from her mother-in-law. Thank God for the kind of husband God gave her, dude is understanding and gentle. Kudos to him. May God continue to bless their union, that's if this ain't some fairytale. I'm right in support of what Monica did, obviously, 'cause I praised her already. And hey, don't ask me if I would have taken that if I were the husband, let it happen first and then wait for what happens next. Nobody is perfect!
i must ask you o....What would you have done if you were monica's husband? say the gospel truth. grin
FamilyHow I Slépt With My Driver Just To Have Children For My Husband by arvinsloane(op): 8:19am On Oct 07, 2014
This is the story of my life: I am not a loose woman. I am
just a woman who loves her husband very much and didn’t
want to lose him. I just did what I had to do to save my
marriage even though I feel guilty sometimes. It was not
easy but I slept with my driver so that I could give my
husband a child, but instead, God gave me twins, a boy and
a girl.
I was married to Philip for eight years. We had no child. “The
worst was that I never got pregnant even for a day.” His
mother became so impatient that she started breathing
down my neck as she gave me no breathing space at all. She
moved in to live with us and practically made my life
unbearable – in my matrimonial home.
I cannot drink water and drop the cup because she must
insult me. It got to a point that she stopped eating my food
because, according to her, I should be feeding my children
so that they would grow healthy and stronger and not her.
“Monica, if you had children, you are supposed to be
feeding them with all these food so that they would grow
healthy and strong. I am getting old so I don’t need all these
nonsense you call food. Take them away and give me
grandchildren,” she would scream.
Even after she had left, I could still hear those insults in
my head so I decided to take a bold step – I seduced and
slept with our driver...
Before then, my mother-in-law also stopped talking to me,
however, the only time she talks to me is when she wants to
insult me and remind me of how less a woman I was.
Philip and I love each other so much that he stood by me
despite all his mother did or said to frustrate me to leave
him. We visited different specialists and they all certified us
medically alright. I have visited churches, held vigils and
even fasted for days, drank various concoctions of varied
colours and combinations all in the name of getting
pregnant so that my mother-in-law can stop humiliating me
yet I couldn’t get pregnant.
At a point, I stopped coming out of my bedroom because it
was obvious my mother-in-law had vowed to frustrate me
out of her son’s home. Most times, I just stayed in my
bedroom and either cries, pray, think and then sleep off
because I was scared of his mother confronting me. To make
things worse, she sent away the house help because she
said, “You don’t need any house help because there are no
children to take care of. Take care of your house yourself
and stop wasting my son’s hard earned money.”
It was just the three of us living at home, “God, I was always
so terrified even when I hear her voice from a distance.” It is
so agonizing to say this but my husband usually pleads with
me to come out of the room and this makes him feel so sad
especially those times I refuse because I don’t want to come
face-to-face with his mother. When her troubles became too
unbearable, Philip practically threw her out of the house just
to make me feel safe and comfortable in my own home.
Okon is a young man in his late 20’s. He is a graduate of
Mechanical Engineering but because he could not get a good
paying job, he opted to become a driver. I promised to get
him a good job if he sleeps with me just once but I never
disclosed the reason for this. However, Okon thought I just
wanted to cheat on my husband with him. I planned it
during my ovulation so that I could get pregnant, although it
was not easy sleeping with another man. I knew I was
betraying my husband but I saw it as a necessary action.
After a month, I discovered that I was pregnant. So, as
promised I got a job for Okon in a friend’s company where
he started earning almost N150,000 per month. When I told
Philip that I was pregnant, he was so excited. “Sweetheart,
God has finally answered our prayers. I am pregnant,” I
revealed.
When I was five months pregnant, he informed his mother
and she immediately returned to the house. She pampered
me like a baby and also took good care of me. I never
wanted to do any scan but my mother-in-law insisted. When
I finally did the scan, it showed I was pregnant with twins, a
boy and a girl. My mother- in-law and husband were
extremely happy while I felt much fulfilled. “God thank you
for compensating me with a set of twins after eight years of
barrenness,” I muttered.
When the twins were born, the girl took ill for some time. It
took a while before she fully recovered after several
treatments and this got me worried. Philip and I insisted that
blood test be carried out on them to determine their blood
group and genotype and then came the shocking revelation.
The doctor informed us that although their blood groups are
both A, however, their genotypes are AS for the girl and AA
for the boy meanwhile Philip and I are both AA. I wanted the
ground to open and swallow me up because I felt Philip
would ask questions but to my surprise, he did not. He just
said, “Sweetheart, lets go home. We have had quite a long
day, you and my babies need to rest.”
Three months later, he held me closely and said:
“Monica, don’t be scared. I don’t want to know who the
father of the twins is. I know whatever you did, you did to
save our marriage and I am very proud of you. I promise to
always love you and my babies. I promise this will be a
secret between us. I love you sweetheart. I know we will
have our own children someday.” I wept as he wiped my
tears with his hands.
I know what I did was wrong but at least my mother-in-law is
extremely happy with me, that is all that matters. Although,
everyone is happy but I feel guilty that I selfishly used an
innocent man to achieve my aim. But before anybody judge
me; just put yourself in my shoes and think for a moment
what you will do?
- Monica
EducationRe: Covenant University Students Build Cars, Tricycles by arvinsloane(m): 7:42pm On Oct 06, 2014
I dey H.
When I chop finish. I go comment.
RomanceRe: Ladies What's Your Say About Guys/men Who Wear Pants? by arvinsloane(m): 4:24pm On Oct 03, 2014
My girlfriend bought me a g-string grin
It rocks
PoliticsRe: Has Electricity Improved In Your Area Recently? by arvinsloane(m): 4:02pm On Oct 03, 2014
If I hear! Haven't seen light for the past one month...now we asked to pay 3k each
FamilyRe: Awaiting Fathers: Lets Share Our Experience by arvinsloane(m): 6:19am On Oct 03, 2014
This one no concern my ministry grin
FamilyRe: Why Can't Single People 'Just Say No' To Married People? by arvinsloane(m): 9:55pm On Oct 02, 2014
armyofone: Accept her account of the story, it is hers...why are you assuming now shocked?
Cococandy, that is where most women fail, to focus and deal with their husbands.
You dey open eye for me?
Remember ....Okpolo eye no be open eye!
But wait o...did she pay you to be her spokesman? tongue
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Tweets About Her Crashed Marriage by arvinsloane(m): 9:47pm On Oct 02, 2014
Amelian: Don't woRry ini, your own husband will come. @ least she is still fleshy, look fresh, young, n sexy... So no lele... Not like am advocating divorce, but if single mums with 3kids can get married, divorcees can get married, ladies over 40.. My dear, getting married again is no biggie.. Just marry d right man. No one knws what d real koko is btwn them. Let pple chill on her mata, abeg. Most single girls , will be shocked when she will remarry again 2 a hot single guy... Then tongue will still wag like wildfire.. Anyways, Ini u can decide 2 pick up d pieces of yur marriage, brush up yurself and move on Or listen 2 condemnations of pple who's also undergoing issues in their own union. D choice is yurs..
All this your english no clear me at all.Who is this right man you are asking Ini to marry?If she can't reconcile with her husband then she should go and die..There is no such thing like irreconciliable differences.Its just a word that proud,selfish and egoistic persons use to get away with their wrong doings.
FamilyRe: Why Can't Single People 'Just Say No' To Married People? by arvinsloane(m): 9:20pm On Oct 02, 2014
cococandy: Story time...

When I was in school there was this man I met at friend's wedding. Mr B.
He started asking me out seriously and trying his best to drive down from ph to owerri to come and pay me surprise visits at school.

Many of my hostel mates then knew him because he would come without informing me and if I wasn't around,he would wait outside the gate until I come back. Sometimes he would go if I came back late and then my friends would tell me ''that man been come again o. Ha''

One day he opened up and told me his pastor saw my picture on his phone and told him I was the one God revealed to him as his (Mr B's) wife. grin
Kept putting pressure on me to give him my parents' contact so that he'll make his 'noble' intentions known to them.
All that 'apparent' seriousness was to make me feel his a good guy with good intentions and make relax around him enough to open my legs.

As an asidesadI've even heard of guys going as far as introductory marriage rights to get into the pants of a very strict principled lady and disappear once their mission is accomplished. So don't think every single girl dating a married man knows he's married)

Continues..

Until one evening I received a message 'leave my husband alone. Go and find your own. Husband snatcher # **unprintable names**'

I was surprised no be small. So I called the number and confirmed truly that that was his wife. Mr B would travel all the way from ph to owerri to woo me and form Mr romantic while denying his wife at home.

The sad thing was that after trying to convince madam B that I didn't have anything to do with her husband like she thought and didn't even know he was married,she still saw me as the enemy while ignoring the fact that the onus of protecting their marriage rested on both of them and not me the single girl outside.

Well I tried to make her see that I was on her side but she was blinded by stupidity.

Kept saying she knew how her husband uses ladies and dumps them that it would soon be by turn to be dumped and her loving husband would soon go back to her.
That I should not think I've won as I'll be dumped like a piece of rag and he'll be with her the madam(main chick grin)
................................................................

That's the mindset some women have when their husbands cheat on them. It's always the fault of the girl outside. She seduced him. She charmed him. She did this or did that. Forgetting that the man made the first move of betraying his marriage by looking outside to start with. A man who's determined to cheat will cheat. Even if all the single girls outide reject his advances he'll do it with a married woman. The cheater is the only constant in that equation. He's the one that needs to be changed if a different result is desired.

I'm not saying this because I think women don't cheat. I'm saying it because it is women who are more unrealistic when cheated on.
That's what I like about men sha. Cheat on him and he sees the problem which is you.
But cheat on some women and they'll leave their problem(the man) and face the girl outside.
This your script is incomplete..you didn't hit the nail on the head.
Now complete the story...Did you open your leg for him after all his lover boy antics?
That will definitely be the apex of your script.
FamilyRe: Why Can't Single People 'Just Say No' To Married People? by arvinsloane(m): 9:08pm On Oct 02, 2014
grin The poster below me is as guilty as sin!
CelebritiesRe: Rare Powerful Photos From Nigeria's History. by arvinsloane(m): 10:23pm On Oct 01, 2014
alanbolo: It is good to grow old n older because the alternative is to DIE YOUNG.!!!
Forever young I wanna be ***singing***
PoliticsRe: Former President , Obasanjo Goes Back To School Again ! by arvinsloane(m): 8:50pm On Oct 01, 2014
Oluṣẹgun Mathew Okikiọla Arẹmu Ọbasanjọ, GCFR born 5 March 1938 is a former Nigerian Army general who was President of Nigeria from 1999 to 2007. A Nigerian of Yoruba descent, Obasanjo was a career soldier before serving twice as his nation's head of state, as a military ruler from 13 February 1976 to 1 October 1979 and as a democratically elected president from 29 May 1999 to 29 May 2007.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Rainbow Seen In Lagos Today! (pic) by arvinsloane(m): 8:41pm On Oct 01, 2014
Wetin concern me?
TravelRe: 3 Nigerians Beaten-up In India (video) by arvinsloane(m): 7:35pm On Oct 01, 2014
Those nigerian boys are lucky......imagine the number of indians who were ready to pounce on them... I'm sure that is another aluu community in india....wait o...those police men na real woman wrapper...make thunder fire dem there...

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