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cococandy:Sorry !the commandment is not location dependent. Be it lagos or kafanchan |
mystiqueDZ:I know ![]() |
agarawu23:You are on point but that rule no 14.....wait....let me ask the gods ![]() |
moreeni:Yes mummy, Those are the only 12 easy rules to adhere to. Although there is a thirteenth rule, but you wouldn't really need it for now. ![]() |
Godmystrength:Tanchu ![]() |
Dear Future Wife, Here are 12 commandment you must keep when I finally take you to the alter. Failure to keep these commandment will be accompanied with great consequences. 1. I wouldn't wanna turn my home to court of law where people points out who is right or wrong, i will only involve you in the decision making like in partnership but my say is final, no argument sweetie. 2. Dont forget you are only the 2nd in command, so when i'm away you take charge of our home, when i'm back you hand over immediately, no delay. 3. When i'm scolding any child, you allow me finish, dont ever use my child, it is ours not yours. 4. I believe in your decision, if you have rebuked any child don't report him or her to me again, no child shall be punished twice for one offence no matter how grievous the offence is. 5. Thou shall not correct me in the presence of the kids, except its done with humor. 6. You shall not be a banker, I repeat, you shall not be a banker, i dont want my kids calling maid mummy. Saturday and sunday must be work free day, or you quit the Job no matter how much the salary is. 7. Thou shall not make any expenses of 100k and above without my knowledge, whether its in my favour or a surprise, I dont care if its your money or not, you own the money, i own you. 8. If i'm not back on time, it is your duty to put a call across not thinking dirty with ur brain that i'm somewhere chilling with friends and girls. 9. You will cook all my meals like my mother did, no excuses except i cook it myself. No pretty maid or i wouldn't be held responsible for whatever happens thereafter. 10. Did i say this before. . . . You are going to keep looking good like a girlfriend, be in shape, watch your weight and all that, if you start wearing big baggy to bed you are on your own ohh. No third PARTY, not your mother or friends, its you and I only. 11.You must be home by or before 6pm, no plenty meetings, clubs or social gathering. 12. No grudges, you must learn to forgive this guy, so we live happily till death do us part. Yours husband to be |
iceberylin:Are their wives immuned to ebola? |
Girls please o.... Don't allow any guy to climb ontop of you without a condom... Please. |
ndubisik:See this mad man... Why you quote me na? |
adegwurulez:Life is too short to be sad all the time! You are probably a saddist..**just saying ** |
smoothsk:Thank your stars that I'm more civilized than you are .nitwit |
I'm enjoying this |
smoothsk:If you open the thread shebi your village head go die? |
Trut:Onye ara |
MabraO: ![]()
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Acidosis:Its easy to judge others. |
tintingz:What are these other medical ways? You can educate us? |
Elantracey:Adoption?a BIG no....How would that have appeased her |
hawdi:i must ask you o....What would you have done if you were monica's husband? say the ![]() |
This is the story of my life: I am not a loose woman. I am just a woman who loves her husband very much and didn’t want to lose him. I just did what I had to do to save my marriage even though I feel guilty sometimes. It was not easy but I slept with my driver so that I could give my husband a child, but instead, God gave me twins, a boy and a girl. I was married to Philip for eight years. We had no child. “The worst was that I never got pregnant even for a day.” His mother became so impatient that she started breathing down my neck as she gave me no breathing space at all. She moved in to live with us and practically made my life unbearable – in my matrimonial home. I cannot drink water and drop the cup because she must insult me. It got to a point that she stopped eating my food because, according to her, I should be feeding my children so that they would grow healthy and stronger and not her. “Monica, if you had children, you are supposed to be feeding them with all these food so that they would grow healthy and strong. I am getting old so I don’t need all these nonsense you call food. Take them away and give me grandchildren,” she would scream. Even after she had left, I could still hear those insults in my head so I decided to take a bold step – I seduced and slept with our driver... Before then, my mother-in-law also stopped talking to me, however, the only time she talks to me is when she wants to insult me and remind me of how less a woman I was. Philip and I love each other so much that he stood by me despite all his mother did or said to frustrate me to leave him. We visited different specialists and they all certified us medically alright. I have visited churches, held vigils and even fasted for days, drank various concoctions of varied colours and combinations all in the name of getting pregnant so that my mother-in-law can stop humiliating me yet I couldn’t get pregnant. At a point, I stopped coming out of my bedroom because it was obvious my mother-in-law had vowed to frustrate me out of her son’s home. Most times, I just stayed in my bedroom and either cries, pray, think and then sleep off because I was scared of his mother confronting me. To make things worse, she sent away the house help because she said, “You don’t need any house help because there are no children to take care of. Take care of your house yourself and stop wasting my son’s hard earned money.” It was just the three of us living at home, “God, I was always so terrified even when I hear her voice from a distance.” It is so agonizing to say this but my husband usually pleads with me to come out of the room and this makes him feel so sad especially those times I refuse because I don’t want to come face-to-face with his mother. When her troubles became too unbearable, Philip practically threw her out of the house just to make me feel safe and comfortable in my own home. Okon is a young man in his late 20’s. He is a graduate of Mechanical Engineering but because he could not get a good paying job, he opted to become a driver. I promised to get him a good job if he sleeps with me just once but I never disclosed the reason for this. However, Okon thought I just wanted to cheat on my husband with him. I planned it during my ovulation so that I could get pregnant, although it was not easy sleeping with another man. I knew I was betraying my husband but I saw it as a necessary action. After a month, I discovered that I was pregnant. So, as promised I got a job for Okon in a friend’s company where he started earning almost N150,000 per month. When I told Philip that I was pregnant, he was so excited. “Sweetheart, God has finally answered our prayers. I am pregnant,” I revealed. When I was five months pregnant, he informed his mother and she immediately returned to the house. She pampered me like a baby and also took good care of me. I never wanted to do any scan but my mother-in-law insisted. When I finally did the scan, it showed I was pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl. My mother- in-law and husband were extremely happy while I felt much fulfilled. “God thank you for compensating me with a set of twins after eight years of barrenness,” I muttered. When the twins were born, the girl took ill for some time. It took a while before she fully recovered after several treatments and this got me worried. Philip and I insisted that blood test be carried out on them to determine their blood group and genotype and then came the shocking revelation. The doctor informed us that although their blood groups are both A, however, their genotypes are AS for the girl and AA for the boy meanwhile Philip and I are both AA. I wanted the ground to open and swallow me up because I felt Philip would ask questions but to my surprise, he did not. He just said, “Sweetheart, lets go home. We have had quite a long day, you and my babies need to rest.” Three months later, he held me closely and said: “Monica, don’t be scared. I don’t want to know who the father of the twins is. I know whatever you did, you did to save our marriage and I am very proud of you. I promise to always love you and my babies. I promise this will be a secret between us. I love you sweetheart. I know we will have our own children someday.” I wept as he wiped my tears with his hands. I know what I did was wrong but at least my mother-in-law is extremely happy with me, that is all that matters. Although, everyone is happy but I feel guilty that I selfishly used an innocent man to achieve my aim. But before anybody judge me; just put yourself in my shoes and think for a moment what you will do? - Monica |
I dey H. When I chop finish. I go comment. |
My girlfriend bought me a g-string ![]() It rocks |
If I hear! Haven't seen light for the past one month...now we asked to pay 3k each |
This one no concern my ministry ![]() |
armyofone: Accept her account of the story, it is hers...why are you assuming nowYou dey open eye for me? Remember ....Okpolo eye no be open eye! But wait o...did she pay you to be her spokesman? ![]() |
Amelian: Don't woRry ini, your own husband will come. @ least she is still fleshy, look fresh, young, n sexy... So no lele... Not like am advocating divorce, but if single mums with 3kids can get married, divorcees can get married, ladies over 40.. My dear, getting married again is no biggie.. Just marry d right man. No one knws what d real koko is btwn them. Let pple chill on her mata, abeg. Most single girls , will be shocked when she will remarry again 2 a hot single guy... Then tongue will still wag like wildfire.. Anyways, Ini u can decide 2 pick up d pieces of yur marriage, brush up yurself and move on Or listen 2 condemnations of pple who's also undergoing issues in their own union. D choice is yurs..All this your english no clear me at all.Who is this right man you are asking Ini to marry?If she can't reconcile with her husband then she should go and die..There is no such thing like irreconciliable differences.Its just a word that proud,selfish and egoistic persons use to get away with their wrong doings. |
cococandy: Story time...This your script is incomplete..you didn't hit the nail on the head. Now complete the story...Did you open your leg for him after all his lover boy antics? That will definitely be the apex of your script. |
The poster below me is as guilty as sin! |
alanbolo: It is good to grow old n older because the alternative is to DIE YOUNG.!!!Forever young I wanna be ***singing*** |
Oluṣẹgun Mathew Okikiọla Arẹmu Ọbasanjọ, GCFR born 5 March 1938 is a former Nigerian Army general who was President of Nigeria from 1999 to 2007. A Nigerian of Yoruba descent, Obasanjo was a career soldier before serving twice as his nation's head of state, as a military ruler from 13 February 1976 to 1 October 1979 and as a democratically elected president from 29 May 1999 to 29 May 2007. |
Wetin concern me? |
Those nigerian boys are lucky......imagine the number of indians who were ready to pounce on them... I'm sure that is another aluu community in india....wait o...those police men na real woman wrapper...make thunder fire dem there... |



I've even heard of guys going as far as introductory marriage rights to get into the pants of a very strict principled lady and disappear once their mission is accomplished. So don't think every single girl dating a married man knows he's married)