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Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Asabaman(m): 2:18pm On Oct 02, 2013

are we there yet? grin

Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Asabaman(m): 10:27am On Sep 30, 2013

kambee: hmmm..,,aww feel wet already....

over What? undecided

BTW. y did u quote everything. angry

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Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Asabaman(m): 9:38am On Sep 30, 2013

edubaba: Thanks Zubby for this morning update more strength to u for more update
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WHAAAAAAT!!! Did u just quote everything just to tell him thank u? guy na wah u o.. angry

Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Asabaman(m): 2:40am On Sep 30, 2013

Mr Troll: Double coincidence? Why not make it triple then and add a swimming pool to the house?

it's suppose to be a joke man!

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Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Asabaman(m): 5:32pm On Sep 29, 2013

Mr Troll: ^^^
the joke try small. But if he called a wrong number, how did now know guess correctly that the real owner of the house will have a gun and it will be kept exactly where he keeps his own?

check the meaning of coincidence then ask again

Phones › Re: How To Reduce Mobile Internet Data Usage On Android Devices by Asabaman(m): 10:10pm On Sep 28, 2013

thanks o jaree

Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Asabaman(m): 12:03am On Sep 27, 2013

ZUBY77: edit

though I read it already. but y? oga zubby u ve not only inspired me with ur story, I have also falling in love. I might become a Muslim for my love. lol wink

she knows herself.

Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Asabaman(m): 6:47am On Sep 26, 2013

temhab: in tears

me too

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Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Asabaman(m): 6:32pm On Sep 24, 2013

temhab: please more more more

y am I still thinking about u? angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hbday Adaobi <3 <3 by Asabaman(m): 11:36pm On Sep 08, 2013

Happy Birthday to us Adaobi kiss

Nairaland General › Re: Are You A Lark, An Owl Or Hummingbird? by Asabaman(m): 8:50am On Sep 06, 2013

Mr Aboki: I am an Ikwi-kwi..

Jokes Etc › Best Way To Ask A Babe Out by Asabaman(op): 9:32am On Sep 05, 2013

cOol?Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
GIRL: Nope. I don't want to have a
boyfriend.
BOY: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is
not good for the man to be alone. I will
make a helper suitable for him.”
GIRL: But I don't love you.
BOY: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love
does not know God, because God is love."
GIRL: And how do I know you mean those
words.
BOY: Matthew 12:34b " For out of the
abundance of the heart the mouth speaks."
GIRL: But how can I be sure that you're
loyal and honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will
pass away, but my words will never pass
away."
GIRL: But why me? There are a lot of girls
out there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do
noble things, but you surpass them all."
GIRL: But what is in me that you like?
BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are
altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no
flaw in you."
GIRL: But I'm not all that beautiful...you're
exaggerating.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive,
and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who
fears the Lord is to be praised."
GIRL: What happens if I say yes.
BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man shall
leave his father and his mother and hold
fast to his wife, and they shall become one
flesh."
GIRL: How come you know the scriptures
this much
BOY: Joshua 1:8 " This book of the Law
shall not depart from your mouth, but you
shall meditate on it day and night, so that
you may be careful to do all that is written
in it. For then you will make your way
prosperous and you will have good
success."
GIRL: wooow, I can see u really love God.
BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see that
the Lord is good! Blessed is the man who
takes refuge in Him.
GIRL: mmm. Ok please give me time to
think about it.
BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally brethren,
whatever is true, whatever is honourable,
whatever is just, whatever is pure,
whatever is lovely, whatever is
commendable, if there is any excellence, if
there is anything worthy of praise, think
about these things."
GIRL: owwww I love u

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