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Jokes Etc › Re: Where is the Joke? by Asabaman(m): 9:26pm On Oct 04, 2012
AnnbabyHot: Fucking Dani
come u don 2 dey show urself o. wetin sef, wen u come here sefhuh
Jokes Etc › Re: Am New Here! by Asabaman(m): 1:49pm On Oct 04, 2012
Oh my my! wat a welcome party. nah wah o.
Jokes Etc › Re: Omg! Funniest Joke Ever, If U No Laff, Curse Me by Asabaman(m): 11:17pm On Oct 03, 2012
Do i need to curse u? undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Fall Noni by Asabaman(m): 11:13pm On Oct 03, 2012
This is wat i call GOOD JOKE . booqee u must be a projan in d spirit. because this kind of joke can only come from a projanian. wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Asabaman(m): 11:03pm On Oct 03, 2012
Bar fooooool, where is my order? bring it here now orrrrr !!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Asabaman(m): 4:49pm On Oct 03, 2012
angrywhich kind bar be dis sef? wey person go order for sumtin dem no go ansa peson. abeg i dey go joor. make i go look for better bar joor.
Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Asabaman(m): 9:40am On Oct 03, 2012
jackpot: cold or chilled? cheesy winker grin
Pls let it be chilled oh nwannem.
Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Asabaman(m): 10:14pm On Oct 02, 2012
*enters d bar tap Vicky from behind* Vicky u don reach here. mehnn! 2day rain no be here o. abeg give me one bottle of alhaja and pepper soup and pls one isi-ewu for Vicky. wat drink do u care for Vick?
Jokes Etc › Re: Irony Of Life by Asabaman(m): 12:41pm On Sep 30, 2012
pcaliphate: Many wanna cry, but half wanna die. Many wanna smile but few,wanna smile..many wanna fly.but hate sky....
Sry no vex bros, how old are u? sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Akpos Matter No Be Small Tin by Asabaman(op): 6:47pm On Sep 25, 2012
[quote author=MOGUL.O]See enemy of Progress ooooooooooooooooo[/quote]see me see wahala o. huh huh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Akpos Matter No Be Small Tin by Asabaman(op): 1:52pm On Sep 25, 2012
WEY U! no take ur disco spoil my raggae o. which one be ur own? open ur own thread nah. angryangryangry
Jokes Etc › Akpos Matter No Be Small Tin by Asabaman(op): 12:09pm On Sep 25, 2012
Akpos was sick, so the doctor gave him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet..... The Dr asked, why are u cutting the side?Akpos replies: To avoid the side effects sir. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: NPJC Or Projan....am Really Confused by Asabaman(m): 12:23am On Sep 24, 2012
Even if it takes me one elephant to join PROJAN i dont mind. UP PROJAN !!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Confession Of A Lady....lwkml!! by Asabaman(m): 11:42pm On Sep 23, 2012
BEST JOKE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YEARS. BABY, U DESERVE AN AWARD. HOOOHAAAA !!!
Jokes Etc › Re: She Loves GARRI So Much. by Asabaman(m): 12:04pm On Sep 23, 2012
PretiEbony: 'kay, what duyhu want me to do for yhu?.??
Nne please make we tangle nah. be mine
Jokes Etc › Re: She Loves GARRI So Much. by Asabaman(m): 10:27pm On Sep 22, 2012
PretiEbony: Tell him!!!
But dats not the answer to ma question nah.
Jokes Etc › Re: She Loves GARRI So Much. by Asabaman(m): 1:07pm On Sep 22, 2012
I no mind my guy. if i follow where i come from go back no be bad tin nah. grin
DICKtator: Dude, you de find trouble ooo!!!
Look @ her location well well and you would know that she is the BOMB!!!!
grin grin grin grin
I no mind my guy. if i follow where i come from go back no be bad tin nah. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: What Will U Du? by Asabaman(m): 5:36am On Sep 22, 2012
shee u dey read between lines sohuh
odizzy: no mind hm no knw wetin coward be, abeg no vex too much na night sch hm go
shee u dey read between lines sohuh
Jokes Etc › Re: She Loves GARRI So Much. by Asabaman(m): 10:26pm On Sep 21, 2012
Pretiebony, how far nah? make we relate fyn nah. me i dey trip for u o
Jokes Etc › Re: Accommodation 4 Sale! by Asabaman(m): 10:19pm On Sep 21, 2012
OP. guy u too much
Jokes Etc › Re: What Will U Du? by Asabaman(m): 10:12pm On Sep 21, 2012
Lagusta: So, how am I a coward oooo...

I talk say I go kill snake with my bare hands, u then call me a coward....

Na who coward pass....
I knw wetin u fit do, nah opposite u talk so grin
Tascocent: if e dey pain u, abeg go hug Transformer.
Guy be mature nah, d guy say hin no lyk am. say sry. haba!
Jokes Etc › Re: What Will U Du? by Asabaman(m): 7:12pm On Sep 21, 2012
Lagusta: Me I will touch the ground to feel the snake's body, cos most snakes are blind......

And if I touch the snake's body, I grab it and kill it my bare hands....

GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
COWARD angry
Jokes Etc › Re: What Will U Du? by Asabaman(m): 7:09pm On Sep 21, 2012
Lagusta: Me I will touch the ground to feel the snake's body, cos most snakes are blind......

And if I touch the snake's body, I grab it and kill it my bare hands....

GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
COWARD
Jokes Etc › Re: She Loves GARRI So Much. by Asabaman(m): 7:04pm On Sep 21, 2012
Please am i still in the joke section or romance section? huhhuhhuh
Jokes Etc › Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Asabaman(m): 12:08am On Sep 21, 2012
My VP no fear any tin. if u put ha for ground climb na ur gain, if she manage put u for grand na still ur gain. if u no fit fyt ha, abeg invite me.
Jokes Etc › Re: Fight Your Way To The Presidential Sit (PROJAN) by Asabaman(m): 11:56pm On Sep 20, 2012
case close. oya return to voting thread.
Jokes Etc › Re: Vote For Your New Projan President (bunmioguns Vs Larride) by Asabaman(m): 11:48pm On Sep 20, 2012
on behalf of the association of mad men (home and abroad) we vote for larride. *removes hid boxers waving it arround singing. wina ooooo, wina. larride u don win ooo wina*
Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Asabaman(m): 11:28pm On Sep 20, 2012
singing fela. *foooool na foooool no matter for aage, yes sir!*
Jokes Etc › Re: CONGRATULATIONS!!! JOJO ARMANI IS NEW PROJAN VEEP, VICKY IS NEW PROJAN PRO!!! by Asabaman(m): 11:19pm On Sep 20, 2012
all the way jojo armani

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