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AnnbabyHot: Fucking Dani

come u don 2 dey show urself o. wetin sef, wen u come here sef

Oh my my! wat a welcome party. nah wah o.

Do i need to curse u?

This is wat i call GOOD JOKE . booqee u must be a projan in d spirit. because this kind of joke can only come from a projanian.

Bar fooooool, where is my order? bring it here now orrrrr !!!

which kind bar be dis sef? wey person go order for sumtin dem no go ansa peson. abeg i dey go joor. make i go look for better bar joor.

jackpot: cold or chilled? er

Pls let it be chilled oh nwannem.

*enters d bar tap Vicky from behind* Vicky u don reach here. mehnn! 2day rain no be here o. abeg give me one bottle of alhaja and pepper soup and pls one isi-ewu for Vicky. wat drink do u care for Vick?

pcaliphate: Many wanna cry, but half wanna die. Many wanna smile but few,wanna smile..many wanna fly.but hate sky....

Sry no vex bros, how old are u?

MOGUL.O:
See enemy of Progress ooooooooooooooooo

see me see wahala o.

WEY U! no take ur disco spoil my raggae o. which one be ur own? open ur own thread nah.

Akpos was sick, so the doctor gave him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet..... The Dr asked, why are u cutting the side?Akpos replies: To avoid the side effects sir.

Even if it takes me one elephant to join PROJAN i dont mind. UP PROJAN !!!

BEST JOKE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YEARS. BABY, U DESERVE AN AWARD. HOOOHAAAA !!!

PretiEbony: 'kay, what duyhu want me to do for yhu?.??

Nne please make we tangle nah. be mine

PretiEbony: Tell him!!!

But dats not the answer to ma question nah.

I no mind my guy. if i follow where i come from go back no be bad tin nah.

DICKtator: Dude, you de find trouble ooo!!!
Look @ her location well well and you would know that she is the BOMB!!!!

I no mind my guy. if i follow where i come from go back no be bad tin nah.

shee u dey read between lines so

odizzy: no mind hm no knw wetin coward be, abeg no vex too much na night sch hm go

shee u dey read between lines so

Pretiebony, how far nah? make we relate fyn nah. me i dey trip for u o

OP. guy u too much

Lagusta: So, how am I a coward oooo...

I talk say I go kill snake with my bare hands, u then call me a coward....

Na who coward pass....

I knw wetin u fit do, nah opposite u talk so

Tascocent: if e dey pain u, abeg go hug Transformer.

Guy be mature nah, d guy say hin no lyk am. say sry. haba!

Lagusta: Me I will touch the ground to feel the snake's body, cos most snakes are blind......

And if I touch the snake's body, I grab it and kill it my bare hands....

GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

COWARD

Lagusta: Me I will touch the ground to feel the snake's body, cos most snakes are blind......

And if I touch the snake's body, I grab it and kill it my bare hands....

GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

COWARD

Please am i still in the joke section or romance section?

My VP no fear any tin. if u put ha for ground climb na ur gain, if she manage put u for grand na still ur gain. if u no fit fyt ha, abeg invite me.

case close. oya return to voting thread.

on behalf of the association of mad men (home and abroad) we vote for larride. *removes hid boxers waving it arround singing. wina ooooo, wina. larride u don win ooo wina*

singing fela. *foooool na foooool no matter for aage, yes sir!*

all the way jojo armani