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chakula: Really you are smarter that the thread starter I admired your intelligence!

But come, what is the meaning of the above qoute?

For ur mind u don comment abi? no wory. person wey u senior go do am for u.....rubbish

PretiEbony: Asaba man again!!!

Yes honey, did u miss me?

MizCutie: Most foolish question of the century. Are seat belts made to decorate your car? Literate villager!

oouchh!! dat was too harsh

kola oloye: なわ谷中あやま

so y do u tink d guy killed d gurl?

Really a touching story !!
Cried After Reading this story.....
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なだや羅やわマヤなた
名棚や探したい以下対する
目指し回友人目指し差が愛する
なたさるかなだ羅山な滝さやかあ な
�� �やマヌらは坂花やまあ傘話
間に魚玉� ��らはがやわまぁら花
や なたまやかあさらやわはさたなは や
なたきたなよ�� �いさは早見たか
あやバカにかわ鼻高� ��なわ谷中
あだ名はさな たかなあかさやなやまな
たあかさなや帆な肉違い�� �耶

so one can now freely mention d garri word on nairaland without d fear of ban.....well garri ijebu for drinking and yellow garri for eba.

wat if u invite a baby for d very first tym and decide to make withdraw, after rytin 3k, d teller told u dat u have to reduce it 1200. for lack of fund in ur acc.

PretiEbony: My brother, e tey ah neva enter my home town oo. but e be lyk say diz christmas i go show dia

Aba liee ma owerri buru onu... iliee ngbom iyuo mmigom....ofornyereke disappointment expecially on sunday....

I no kukuma get tv or radio for house

where am i suppose to laugh? :/ :/ :/

wat are he say

bin gbagbo:

my honourable... dat english no be here o.

salam001: @ poster,the last one i laff sotey my landlord increase house-rent

its not my fault bro.....it flows in d blood of PROJANIANS

larride:

tanx bro.....

Efemena_xy: Nice collection of jokes you've got there @poster

But the headline warning's not necessary naw...

thanks swiry ......u know as e dey go for nairaland nah haters full every where....

Andyblaze: One day a mad man was eating beans
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Then he mess

NA C N P OOO.........HATERS TAKE NOTE..... IF U SEE ANY ONE WEY U DON READ BEFORE...JUST PASS AM MAKE PEOPLE WEY NEVER SEE AM B4 READ.............ENJOY.


A husband and wife were
sitting watching a TV program
about psychology and
explaining the phenomenon of
“mixed emotions”. The
husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that is a
bunch of crap. I bet you can’t
tell me anything that will
make me happy and sad at the
same time. She said: “Out of all your
friends, you have the biggest
dick.
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Chinese couple living in Lagos
gave birth to a black baby. In anger, husband asked the
wife.... Chu, why baby black? She replied, we live in Nigeria,
no electricity.... .me hot, u hot, sex hot.....baby burnt! Husband was not convinced so
he decided to name the baby
"Sum Tin Wong"
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A Girl is called by Unknown
number. UNKNOWN No: Hi, do you have
a boyfriend?
GIRL: Yeah.
UNKNOWN No: So you have a
boyfriend. Am your dad. Am
coming so that you tell me when you grew horns. 5 minutes later, another
Unknown caller. UNKNOWN No: Hi, do you
have a boyfriend?
GIRL: No.
UNKNOWN No: I see you don't
love me. Am your boyfriend.
GIRL: Oh Sweet heart, I love you. I thought it was my Dad.
UNKNOWN No: It's not
your boyfriend. It's your dad,
just wanted to confirm that
you had a boyfriend. Wait for
me! I'm on my way!.
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Wìfe tells her husband, "your
boss
called today saying that you
were
fired."Husband shouts, "Bleep
HIM",Wife tells him, "i already did
that.Go back to work on
Monday."
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Hey, Mom," asked Little
Johnny, "can you give me
twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not!" answered his
mother.
"If you do," Little Johnny went on, "I'll tell you what
dad said to the maid when you
were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up
and, grabbing her purse, she
handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?"
"He said, 'Hey, Juanita, make
sure you wash my socks
tomorrow.'"
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Tony was about to get
married & asked his Doctor
how he could tell if his Bride
was still a Virgin... The Doctor said,
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Hardware Store...
¤ A can of Red Paint
¤ A can of Blue Paint
¤ & a Shovel!... Tony asked,
"And what do I do with these
Doc?"
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The Doctor replied,
"Before the Wedding
Night,you paint one of your
balls red & the other one blue........ If she looks at them
& says....."That' s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw!"......
Smack her with the Shovel!"

Dani boyyyyy !

dani1luv: What is this?

wat is wat?















wat are u?

MALU O, DAT WAS A HARMLESS JOKE FROM A BRODA TO A FELLOW BRODA. IF I HEAR FIAM FROM U. DEN I WILL HAVE NO CHOICE DAN TO USE UR BRAINLESS SKUL FOR PAMY DRINKING. *IKPU EZI*

MC Dumexx: Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ . I know U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt understand ђã†̥ it means to give women a fair trial. How many women have creative humour strength to really be hilarious? Funny enof, I am 4rm ASB.
So Asaba-goat, I understand. Sorry! No vex. I 4gt say Your problem pass her ability 2make U̶̲̥̅̊ laff.

in dat case i hereby tender my appology from d dept of my heart. one luv bro.

Wish them a successful surgery

MC Dumexx: U̶̲̥̅̊ try joor

Y will she not try to u one leg woman wraper albino...mtseeeew.

guy carry ur two left leg comot here joor. if no be rain nah price....

MOGUL.O:
^^^^ u this agric fowl...



Watch ur mouth ooooooooooooo




























Wild animal!

Bush snail

WHO COULD DIS BE

MOGUL.O:
Pls who are u??

ur worst nightmare














BUSH FOWL.........

why is dis guy full of shit. mtseeeew