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Jokes EtcRe: This Is Hot. .don't Dull It Lol by Asabaman(m): 11:26pm On Nov 04, 2011
good one there studio, more and more ororo to your woski
Jokes EtcRe: Funnyyyyyy by Asabaman(m): 10:43pm On Nov 04, 2011
OBIOMA, judging from the way you behave, saying you look like a monkey is an insult to monkeys. no offence
RomanceRe: Guys, Why Are Your Wallets So Thick? by Asabaman(m): 6:03am On Oct 11, 2011
freecocoa:
with all these things in your wally,I'm sure the stacks won't be up to 500 naira,if I be thief collect your wally and better money no dey am alongside all these things you mentioned eh,I go show you the one wey senior beatrice.abeg try lessen the contents of your wallet,I'm sure you don't use\need all those things in one day.what if you lose the wallet?
Y u make me de laff lyk mad man here nah?

@ OP. One wallet is not even enough for me. Na two I dey carry. On each I always have N100 and the rest na Baba Ijebu receipt. Worth over N100,000.00. If ma luck shine.  cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: A Place To Be After Heartbreak by Asabaman(m): 6:04pm On Oct 05, 2011
Gud 1s dia. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Some Pictures Of Delta State- How Long Should We Be Patient?? by Asabaman(m): 10:32pm On Oct 04, 2011
Just wait and see how dat man and his cousin will die. All the local and international juju will visit them! Stupid fools. angry angry
FamilyRe: Where Can A Victim Of Domestic Violence Get Justice? by Asabaman(m): 10:10pm On Oct 04, 2011
How I wish I'm related with dis woman. Kai! Dat man would not forget me in a hurry. He only asked for d kidds to come and spend some time with him and his so called mother, only for him to seize them. Dat is OBT!!! Gbam.    

NB: wat I'm doing now is "chase the hawk away and come back home to blame the chicks for wondering so far" dat your sista really f**ked up. Wat kind of luv is dat?  angry undecided huh
Jokes EtcRe: Breaking News From Cnn by Asabaman(m): 10:27pm On Sep 24, 2011
Studio, no worry we still dey. Nothing do u.
U know say " guyman wey guy, guyman, na guyoyo, guyoyo wey guy guyoyo, na crook, crook wey guy crook, na robber, rubber wey guy rubber na amu rubber. cool cool cool
Phone/Internet MarketRe: I Wanna Swab My P3 Clean Laptop 4 Nokia Or Blackberry by Asabaman(m): 7:27pm On Sep 24, 2011
Apology accepted bro. Its ok better luck then.
Jokes EtcRe: Breaking News From Cnn by Asabaman(m): 2:28pm On Sep 24, 2011
Studio CFR:
Asaba Man

u come dey run mouth sey wetin happen?

Na me suppose dey tell u say enough space dey Sandra's Bar and not the other way round. .

Mtchew
Bone ur level!!! Wen dem born u wey u wan take know area pass me? Guy, make u park well o !!!
bashy_demy:
@Asaba man no mind that yeye studio jare he is too local for my liking na only Jedi and opa eyin him sabi ask am Moet him no know,Ace of Spade you wan kill am? Rosey na there you finish am Studio abeg go mama ngozi shop collect anything wey you wan drink if we come back i go pay her ok.
Abeg ma broda make de go jaree. Pikin never see fanta drink e say malt dey shark am .ay her ok.
[quote][/quote]Abeg ma broda make de go jaree. Pikin never see fanta drink e say malt dey shark am .

cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Breaking News From Cnn by Asabaman(m): 12:47pm On Sep 24, 2011
Guy no cover ur face for ma side o jaree. Just accept say u no sabi enjoyment wen u see one. If u ve repented and want to communion with brodas, den com on board. Dia is enough space for everyone at Sandra's bar. grin grin grin
Phone/Internet MarketRe: I Wanna Swab My P3 Clean Laptop 4 Nokia Or Blackberry by Asabaman(m): 10:52am On Sep 24, 2011
Why mentioning ma father in this nah? Dat shows how immature you are. But I've forgiven you.
On a serious note if u have PM I can swap with ma BB curve 2. Maybe we can balance up. Depending.
Jokes EtcRe: Breaking News From Cnn by Asabaman(m): 10:44am On Sep 24, 2011
Guys make una wait for me make I put on ma shoe. Abeg.
@ studio tongue tongue tongue
Phone/Internet MarketRe: I Wanna Swab My P3 Clean Laptop 4 Nokia Or Blackberry by Asabaman(m): 8:07pm On Sep 23, 2011
I have nokia 3310. But u will add small change on dat ur p3 laptop. By the way how clean is it? Post pictures pls. angry angry
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Embassy In Thailand Refuse To Identify Dead Nigerians by Asabaman(m): 12:53pm On Sep 20, 2011
Wonders indeed shall never end. See ABOKI dey call Igbos illiterate. grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Quote Of The Week By Dame Patience Jonathan by Asabaman(m): 11:35pm On Sep 13, 2011
I've been defending dis woman with my other user name. its like I'm running out of defense.
Jokes EtcRe: Boko Haram Vs Federal Govt by Asabaman(m): 11:27pm On Sep 13, 2011
Wat if government says you should stay indoor and boko haram says go out? Cowards!!! angry angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Actress, Omotola Spotted In Dakar, Senegal by Asabaman(m): 8:13pm On Sep 13, 2011
Sorry! Did she went to senegal alone? Where is the pix of her family that she claimed to ve been there with? Unless I'm not reading btw the line.
Jokes EtcRe: Without Love -- Dayz Are by Asabaman(m): 10:54pm On Sep 12, 2011
Where is the joke ? angry
CelebritiesRe: Olisa Publicly Apologizes For Beating Up His Colleague by Asabaman(m): 12:00am On Sep 12, 2011
Your acceptance does not count my dear. This man have apologized publicly, of which I believe non of you could have done if you were in his shoes.
RomanceRe: Should A Man Help Out His Wife/Girl-Friend In The Kitchen? by Asabaman(m): 8:36pm On Sep 05, 2011
ogugua88:
Any woman crazy enough to marry him doesn't deserve your pity. Unless the marriage was arranged lol.
ogugua88!!! dont be surprise u might be the lucky lady we are talking about here. grin grin grin
i'm only expressing ma self. i know u ladies. u like taking everything a man did for u for granted. im a very romantic man though. u never can tell, u might end up in ma kitchen 2morrow. kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Should A Man Help Out His Wife/Girl-Friend In The Kitchen? by Asabaman(m): 9:02am On Sep 05, 2011
FOR WHAT !!! Allow women and they will ask for allowance. One day it will also be romantic to help her with the laundry. If she doesn't know the road to the kitchen, show her. What happen to the good old days of "my lord ! Food is served" please leave all this pretends and let's face the fact. To avoid " dear, please go to the kitchen and serve yourself, I'm too tired. But be careful with the soup" rubbish!!!
Jokes EtcWhat Will You Do? by Asabaman(op): 8:25am On Sep 05, 2011
If this happens to be your child what will you do?

RomanceRe: I Dont Understand by Asabaman(m): 1:12pm On Jul 29, 2011
Firearm:
how much have you given him before angry angry

Do you want a PARADITIC OR SYMBIOTIC relationship?
GOOD QUESTION.

@ op, please answer that question . smiley smiley smiley
Jokes EtcRe: New Naija Hairstyle by Asabaman(m): 3:02pm On Jun 21, 2011
with women all things are possible with hair.

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