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BOLA9ER:
U think I'm seeking attention...posting this here is totally childish to me....its more like guilty conscience. By the way there's so much evidence he did it

oya bring the evidence out...is it like u seeing them doing it? or u heard from a reliable friend...oh! maybe, u saw his privy in ur babes own when u wanted to enter? did ur girl own up to the accusation? I want u to know that ur friendship will not be d same again even wen d truth is out...I mean from both ends..the girl and the guy...The Moment u betray trust..u murdered sleep...trade carefully....

isacolukay:
Thank God for the empty thread sef. At least we can chitty chat without worrying about prying eyes.

No church today?

dont worry..I will not disturb

what Subsidy again biko nu? thought they said nothing like subsidy

is it with BOKO BOYS still in the forest Hahahahaha! Very funny...this one na TOURISM OF DEATH SEASON 2

Which kain story be dis Person wan sell fone..e no get reciept..dem carry am go police..police call darlinton...anyway na as area be na so hin story dey be...Ikotun and Ejigbo

WHO WILL STOP AND DIE FOR WHO
Lets be sincere here :
My neighbor, Rolland, was sick and invited a native doctor. I warned and pleaded with him, begged him to wait for God's healing but he refused, So I left him.
He went inside his house with the native doctor, so after the native doctor finished doing his enchantment, he told my neighbor that the sickness is incurable but can be transferred to another person and my neighbour greedily agreed.
The native doctor then told my neighbour that the 1st person that will enter his house, he should shout "taarh" and the sickness will transfer to the person and the person will die, except d person reply with "retaarh" to backfire. Rolland agreed
and the native doctor left in a hurry,
forgetting to collect his money for the service rendered.
My neighbour sat down in his parlour and kept his door open waiting for the first victim that will pass through that door. The native doctor then remembered that he forgot
to collect his money and decided to go back and collect it. Immediately the native doctor entered, my neighbour shouted "taarh"
and the native doctor
shouted "retaarh"
and my neighbour
shouted again “reretaaarh"
the native
doctor replied “retartartarh".
This noise started since yesterday
morning and up till now they are both shouting “rerererererererererererererer
erereretaaaaaaaaarrrhhhh".

That is when u are not owing an Ijebu man....

Jodha:
I'm pretty sure your entire family tree cannot produce someone as intelligent as me.... Your posts proved it...

So you know beauty is in the eyes of the beholder... Beauty without sense is rubbish...

Whether I'm ugly or not it doesn't take an atom of sense from me.... Likewise it doesn't add an iota of common sense in your possibly cranked cranium

awwshhh!!! that was harsh Honey!

after laughing out loud with fashola....a frozen account is unfrozen....who will I laugh with for my MMM account to be unfrozen biko nu.

MTN deducted 100 from my account today for no reason....pls are they soliciting for the fine already? they should have allowed me to give them willingly...mtswwww...

even if its true....its not gonna fall on naija...it gonna be on American soil ofcourse...
CC...ARMAGEDDON... TRANSITION....EVOLUTION..... TSUNAMI....HURRICANE...LAST NIGHT.....TOMORROW NEVER COME.....ONLY TODAY....ETC....All from America... we no see anyone that happened in Africa....abegi!!
Madam Green give me one Origin 'bigg bottle'

pls mtn keep deducting my money for no reason...pls jidesm help me deactivate any plan dat might caused dis..tanx 08032431245

Sugahylz:
Some broke niqqa!

from ur own side....

chrisviral:
Right after we ask your Mum the question

chrisviral:


Somewhere in aba lagos
Igbos can do something like this.
I be igbo o.

if u are very sure about u being Igbo..then we have to ask ur mom some questions because u might not know..

see the dog sef dey close eye..orishirishi

But why did she close her eyes

creampy:
Have had

Have respect unto the covenant: for the dark
places of the earth are full of the habitations of
cruelty. psalm 74 vs 20...

my brethren..believe it or not..there are spiritual entities controlling the physical....this is one of the reasons many of our sisters and brothers are yet to get married or have their breakthrough....for me and my family ...every satanic entity that have swallowed my breakthrough ...hear ye the voice of God..vomit them by fire in Jesus name...amen

even I was the one suggesting to the doc about checking the distance of the baby's head with his finger.....I need my wife and child alive biko....I no fit shout.....

which of the banks pls....blood bank or money bank?

@All...bunch of kids...nothing like this during my time.

maybe the guy don try but no show hin come take vex sleep for ground ....

Skako:
Top 15 Patience Jonathan’s English Blunders
Please Read:

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)

2. The President was once a child and the senatorswereonce a children.

3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)

4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.(Hischildren? Like Seriously?)

5. The people sitting before youwere once a children.(Smh)

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy tocarry second in an international competition like thisone,(addressingpress men after Female Under-19FIFAWorld Cup).

7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not awoman? Theywere once a children now a adult nowthey are bombing women and children making somechildren a widow.(Is she a literate?)

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who havebecome widows for loosing their parents for one reasonor another. (Lmfao….)

9. We should have love for our fellowNigeriansirrespective of their NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are respondingtotreatment. (Doctors and nurses?)

11. I would rather kill myself instead ofcommittingsuicide. (What’s the difference?)

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhoodlives on. (Manhood?)

13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laughwan tear my belle o)

14. Why will bokharam bomb last churches onchristmas day, theydon’t have respect for Jesus, theyare a very bad person,infact I’m a sadder woman rightnow and Mr.President ismore saddest(Sad,sadder,saddest…)

15. We all have HIV.( For real?
Imagine this woman o,Chei!!!TYPE AMEEN, IF YOU BELIEVE PATIENCE/PATIENT(what ever she called herself) and goodluck WILL BE SPEAKING REMAINING VOCABULARIES IN THEIR VILLAGE……OTUEKE

What A First Lady…
Worst Ever…

Rubbish...na person mama u dey yab like dis so o...at least she is ahead of ur own ......

RIP...

I never expected less after romancing OBJ......attention seeking fooool...

zylkenny:
Pls wic decoder as d fox sport? Star Times? My TV? Daar sat? Wich one pls?

Star Times